Apple Announces "The Pleasure Pod" with Anal Sex App Included

Apple announces 'Pleasure Pod" -with Anal Sex App option

With the huge success of Google's masturbation App - Apple has announced their new"Pleasure Pod" which will include:

Virtual sex phone hookers

Hot porno tailored to the user's tastes

A built in vibrator for the gals

a hooker shopping app

AND for a small additional fee an app which will connect the user with compatible sex phone partners

(like Facebook only it's called SexBook)

 

AND As Mentioned

The Anal Sex App

The Digibandit

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