Romney Watching Downton Abbey for Debate Motivation says Ann Romney

" Mitty has been watching episode after episode as he prepares his mind set for the debate with Obama." said Ann Romney.

"I said to him -Now Willard Mitt Romney you just stop watching all those Downton Abbey episodes and study up on your budget numbers which you keep getting all mixed up."

"Mitty said" -"Now Ann -you just go and play with your fucking million dollar Horsey that i bought you -These Downton Abbey shows keep me reminded about the difference between us and all that scummy 47% of the population - those loafers and morons!"

Ann concluded; "Mitty can be very headstrong when he makes up his mind one way or the other and back and forth and so on?"

The Slaughter Zombies are Back in The Mountains

Spotted the advance of these killer beasts in the form of a man dressed in combat fatigues today while hiking on Sawmill Mountain near my home in Pine Mountain Ca. He was armed with a bow and arrows and accompanied by a pack of dogs whose purpose is to tree a Black Bear who will then suffer the agonizing experience of a razor sharp   -three headed hunting arrow - entering him or her.

Why and for what?

Our Hunter Hero probably has a shitty job - a drinking and or drug and or anger management problem - hasn't gotten laid in six months  - has little respect or satisfaction in life  BUT after a six pack and cradling his guns and bows in his little room and feeling the  exquisite power that seeps into his dulled brain at the thought of KILLING  -of using these instruments of power - Boy that does the trick - almost:

"Gotta bring that bear home mutilated and dead! -off to Mount Pinos - hell of a ride but well worth it  and The local grocery has 89 different types of beer."

Hey - why the fuck don't you buy a camera and bring back some closeups for the wife and kids to show them what a cool stalker you are -and THEN you can get drunk and watch Football and then abuse your FAMILY - and our BEARS will be happy in their Winter slumber..