Romney Seeks Stupid Woman With Nice Legs and Tits for VP

"I would feel most comfortable with a kinda ditzy gal with nice legs and small hard tits to be my running mate" Romney was overheard explaining to his Chief of Staff, Izaac Polegemer  at a Mormon hangout in Salt Lake City today.

"Not quite as ignorant as Sarah Palin and with much smaller tits - i really don't want to screw around with her like McCaine did with that Alaskan Neanderthal -but you know someone that the Redneck Christians will go for and not get in my face."

He continued; "Maybe a Cameron Diaz kinda look a like -you know Isaac - Anne used to be quite a looker before the fat and sleeping pills took over!"