Romney Ran Against Jerkoffs or he would be back Screwing The Poor

How did someone so politically maladroit — a cardboard cutout crossed with an Etch A Sketch — get this far? We need to remind ourselves that the alternatives were Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann.

Yep -you got it -The Tea Party morons scared the shit out of The Chickenshit main stream Republicans and they ran like rats leaving the electorate stuck with a bunch of fucking cretans that should not be allowed out  except to go to Alaska to visit with The High Priestess of Moronity herself -Sarah (the wolfkiller) Palin.

They can all stare across The Tundra at Russia to get their Foreign Policy Fix!