xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Post Leo X15 Declares Castration for ALL Priests

Friday, November 21, 2025

Post Leo X15 Declares Castration for ALL Priests

  •   Post Leo X15  Declares Castration for ALL Priests

  • “They won't need their nuts anymore anyway - and a lot of children will be saved from getting

  • ravaged by the hordes of queer priests at our "Club Vatican"

  • Pope continues “And since the Church refuses to ordain women or let men have normal sex
  • lives - the Church is a haven for sexual deviants who have a "religious watering hole" to stalk

  • their prey.”

  • “And -as we have found out - Your local Church has provided a fertile hunting ground with tens
  • of thousands of victims- lots of kids who will never get over the trauma of being sexually

  • assaulted (and by a trusted emissarry of the Lord no less)”.

  • “And if you think it's not business as usual in the " Now Johnny -God want's me to put my staff in
  • your mouth and then in your bung hole -so be a good little Altar Boy" business - Then you must

  • be delusional!”

  • “You think these sick fucking priests suddenly stopped getting hard ons when they see a
  • handsome young alter boy? - That's like asking your normal sixteen year old son not to

  • get a hard on if Selena Gomez walks into his bedroom naked.”

  • So - i say - "Off with their nuts" - that ought to put a crimp (oops) in the recruitment of queer

  • sickos into "Club Vatican."
  • OH -And i will lead by example!


  • Oh -and not to worry --God will keep our nuts safe until we get to Heaven.
  • ALSO  In a shocking revelation the Pope has announced that he will allow himself
  • to be sodomized by a Priest to protest what he called:

  • "A catholic clergy that is overrun with priests who enjoy fucking

  • children!"

  • He went on; "and any priest at whatever level of authority that is implicit in this
  • crime of all crimes will be sodomized and castrated
  • And Crucified!


No comments:

Post a Comment