Monday, February 08, 2010

Sarah Palin - Demagogue

Demagogy (also demagoguery) (Ancient Greek δημαγωγία, from δῆμος dēmos "people" and ἄγεινagein "to lead") is a strategy for gaining political power by appealing to the prejudices, emotions, fearsand expectations of the public—typically via impassioned rhetoric and propaganda, and often using nationalist, populist or religious themes.


  • The early 20th century American social critic and humorist H. L. Mencken, known for his "definitions" of terms, defined a demagogue as "one who will preach doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots."

Though this definition emphasizes the use of lying and falsehoods, skilled demagogues often need to use only special emphasis by which an uncritical listener will be led to draw the desired conclusion themselves. Moreover, a demagogue may well believe his or her own arguments (for example, there are good reasons to assume that Adolf Hitler--certainly one of the most successful demagogues in history—sincerely believed his own anti-Jewish diatribes).


What we ALL need is to critically observe Sarah Palin communicating her positions -in some depth - on the critical issues of the day with say a David Gregory or George Stephanoupolis - or Jim Lehrer.


Performing her demagoguery) to a group of Tea Party idiots is just like spreading manure -it may stick -but it just plain stinks!

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Read Em And Weep!

In my younger poker playing days there was an expression:


When after the betting was concluded and you called your opponent -he might lay down his cards - confident that Four Aces (or whatever) was a sure fire pot taker and declare "Read em and weep!"

Well - I'm no economist -and couldn't rationally explain the difference between a credit default swap and a wife swap -but I'm pretty sanguine about the fact that the priests of finance and economic and fiscal policy are either jerking us average schmucks chains pretty damn hard about what's ahead - What hand we're ACTUALLY holding - or they just DON"T get it!

Really --It didn't take an MBA from Harvard to realize that pre the collapse - folks were living in a consumption trance fueled by their ever expanding home equity and retail credit -and a "tomorrow will never come" mindset.

If any of the wealthy and accomplished and powerful folks who have the secret handshake between one another (the one you learn at Harvard and Yale and Goldman Sachs ) EVER stepped into a Blarney Stone - brought their corned beef sandwich from the steam table over to the bar - ordered a double Dewar's with a Guinness chaser -and JUST LISTENED:

They would have heard the harbingers of the financial collapse as clear as the closing bell of The NY Stock Exchange "All the F'in work is goin overseas - if i miss one goddamn paycheck it's all over! -We've maxed out on the credit cards - spent all the home equity dough -and we've got NOTHING to back us up -And - there's no student loan dough-but what's the diff -there's no jobs for the kids anyway when they graduate in debt up to their eyeballs to the loan company - AND - to the Chinese for life with the deficit -AND i already got my daughter back livin in the garage." AND AND AND:

"Little Johnny needs a knee operation but the insurance company says it's a precondition -and my boss says that soon he can't afford to pay for full coverage."

AND that was what was in play across this great "buy to get high" land BEFORE the shit hit the fan -AND there's NO more easy consumer credit -mortgages are one big upside down cake -the European Union is sucking wind along with everyone but China - The Great Bottomless Reservoir of TBills is leaking like a sieve - State Support Services soon will be non existent AND AND AND:

Productivity is going through the roof as businesses realize they never needed that many workers any way -and "if we need more we'll hire temporaries!" AND AND AND:

Soon Health Care will be 25% of the economy and since the Republicans now have found their footing (they think) - By becoming deficit hawks there will be no reform and limited additional jobs spending just when we need it most - SO - the recession is two steps away from going into collapse mode again. AND AND AND:

Forget about all the stuff like cap and trade and meaningful financial and education reform and entitlement reform (now there's a ship tht's sinking fast)-AND infra structure reform -

There is NO reform when everyone is trying to protect their asses from an electorate one step away from their pitchforks and torches - Even more panicked than their political leaders (oxymoron here)

Soooo - "Read EM And Weep" -Unemployment will hit twelve percent (thirty percent when you factor in the other REAL unemployment indicators) - And- will stay there indefinitely - HUGE Ongoing Mortgage defaults will bring on another financial collapse worldwide -Fueled by free money the big players will continue to enrich themselves with impunity -AND - the stock market will eventually collapse along with the dollar - AND AND AND

The folks will take to the streets and the barricades - Teapots Aboil - and it's not gonna be pretty -or safe - Especially for the rich and powerful who really aren't used to being inconvenienced by all their STUFF being carted away by the Peasant Class AND AND AND:

Just about then - when everyone's eyes are off the big ball - guess whose coming to dinner? (a clue - they're not from Sweden))

"Read EM and Weep!"

Friday, February 05, 2010

USA Is Brutally Divided By Intellect

No one wants to say it out loud -but the political divisions which are presently creating a logjam of critical mass on the river of progress in this country - are created by the sheer ignorance of the core Republican Party base.


Whether it's a health or science or social issue -health reform or global warming -or education or election reform - or fiscal oversight -or taxation or even intelligent deficit reduction:

The gun toting -bible belting -homo and xenophobic -anti evolution - anti women's rights crowd is making it's last stand abetted by their lawmakers who haven't got the vision or intellect to see and know what is critically essential for the growth and sustenance of this Nation.

But mainly they don't have the guts to lead their Fox News fired up ideological rabid core -red state redneck constituencies in a positive and progressive direction.

It's a goddamn shame because we have a president with all the necessary character and wisdom to lead us into a new era of prosperity and a kinder and safer world for everyone.

This is gonna be one hell of a fight -i just hope there are enough bright and aware and energized Americans to take us forward into a political zeitgeist where there is no room for a Sarah Palin or her ilk to factor against the bright light of real progress.

I have never seen so many bright and competent and balanced and mature individuals on a presidential team -it amazes to watch a Hillary Clinton or a David Axelrod or Bill Gates or anyone of Obama's team communicate about the core issues facing them and us:

And then to hear the shrill ignorant partisan ravings of a John Baynor or his cohorts -whose only mission is to strategize this collective positive wisdom into a screed for energizing their ignorant conservative constituencies.

No insight or clarified reasoning required -just hit the buzz words - just tell em what they want to hear!

Dispensing THE most horrible drugs of all drugs - ignorance and fear and retrogression!

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Japanese Demand Toyota Board Kill Themselves

Japan's leadership with the full backing of the general population has demanded that Toyota's entire board of directors commit Hari kari in the ancient Samurai tradition of maintaining complete honor in the face of defeat or disgrace -by cutting their bowels open -and then being mercifully beheaded with a Samurai sword by a trusted assistant.


'The Toyota leadership has fucked up the reputation of a great National symbol and provider of wealth and sustinence to the Nation and they have completely fucked up the handling of the whole mess!" said Inguchi Tushymoto Japan's Prime Minister.

"Only cleansing by the ultimate and heroic Samurai tradition can restore faith in Toyota among our Foreign markets - and among the Japanese people"

A poll released early today from the Pew National Research Institute showed that 83% of Americans would respond favorably towards Toyota if the board of directors killed themselves.

But Moishe Pipick president of thje National Auto safety Conference announced today; "Early this morning Mrs. Rachel Ginsberg of Soux falls , North Dakota was driving along with her five children and the steering wheel of her brand new Toyota Land Cruiser came off in her hands -she was saved by a herd of Bison grazing alongside the highway who cushioned the crash impact"

Pipick continued; "There is growing evidence that Toyota vehicles are literally "falling apart" slowly but surely -and those Japs can start commiting suicide wholesale -but it ain;t gonna work"

Arnold Goldblum an expert in automotive engineering and corporate espionage said today; "Hey -wake the fuck up everybody -This is the Chinks sabatoging the Japs as they prepare to launch their new automotive lines - and dominate the industry -and hurt the Japs who they hate!"

He concluded; "And the Chinks hate the Gooks more than the Japs so if i were driving a Kia right now? -I wouldn't!"

Wow! -thank God we owe them our shirts! ( Speaking of which soon there will be American laundries "Johnny go take the laundry down to the Jews"

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Evangelists Turn Jesus Christ Into A Gang Banger

Can't get the young morons to join the old morons in Church ? - Let's try violent behavior!


Flock Is Now a Fight Team in Some Ministries

Fred R. Conrad/The New York Times

Diego Sanchez before a bout in Memphis.

Published: February 1, 2010

MEMPHIS — In the back room of a theater on Beale Street, John Renken, 42, a pastor, recently led a group of young men in prayer.

Fred R. Conrad/The New York Times

Leonard Lane, left, fighting for Xtreme Ministries, a church that doubles as a martial arts academy.

Fred R. Conrad/The New York Times

Before the Cage Assault bout in Memphis, Mr. Lane got his hands taped by Pastor John Renken of Xtreme Ministries.

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“Father, we thank you for tonight,” he said. “We pray that we will be a representation of you.”

An hour later, a member of his flock who had bowed his head was now unleashing a torrent of blows on an opponent, and Mr. Renken was offering guidance that was not exactly prayerful.

“Hard punches!” he shouted from the sidelines of a martial arts event called Cage Assault. “Finish the fight! To the head! To the head!”

The young man was a member of a fight team at Xtreme Ministries, a small church near Nashville that doubles as a mixed martial artsacademy. Mr. Renken, who founded the church and academy, doubles as the team’s coach. The school’s motto is “Where Feet, Fist and Faith Collide.”

Mr. Renken’s ministry is one of a small but growing number of evangelical churches that have embraced mixed martial arts — a sport with a reputation for violence and blood that combines kickboxing, wrestling and other fighting styles — to reach and convert young men, whose church attendance has been persistently low. Mixed martial arts events have drawn millions of television viewers, and one was the top pay-per-view event in 2009.

Recruitment efforts at the churches, which are predominantly white, involve fight night television viewing parties and lecture series that use ultimate fighting to explain how Christ fought for what he believed in. Other ministers go further, hosting or participating in live events.

The goal, these pastors say, is to inject some machismo into their ministries — and into the image of Jesus — in the hope of making Christianity more appealing. “Compassion and love — we agree with all that stuff, too,” said Brandon Beals, 37, the lead pastor atCanyon Creek Church outside of Seattle. “But what led me to find Christ was that Jesus was a fighter.”

The outreach is part of a larger and more longstanding effort on the part of some ministers who fear that their churches have become too feminized, promoting kindness and compassion at the expense of strength and responsibility.

“The man should be the overall leader of the household,” said Ryan Dobson, 39, a pastor and fan of mixed martial arts who is the son of James C. Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family, a prominent evangelical group. “We’ve raised a generation of little boys.”

These pastors say the marriage of faith and fighting is intended to promote Christian values, quoting verses like “fight the good fight of faith” from Timothy 6:12. Several put the number of churches taking up mixed martial arts at roughly 700 of an estimated 115,000 white evangelical churches in America. The sport is seen as a legitimate outreach tool by the youth ministry affiliate of the National Association of Evangelicals, which represents more than 45,000 churches.

“You have a lot of troubled young men who grew up without fathers, and they’re wandering and they’re hopeless and they’re lousy dads themselves and they’re just lost,” said Paul Robie, 54, a pastor at South Mountain Community Church in Draper, Utah.

Fighting as a metaphor has resonated with some young men.

“I’m fighting to provide a better quality of life for my family and provide them with things that I didn’t have growing up,” said Mike Thompson, 32, a former gang member and student of Mr. Renken’s who until recently had struggled with unemployment and who fights under the nickname the Fury. “Once I accepted Christ in my life,” Mr. Thompson said, “I realized that a person can fight for good.”

Nondenominational evangelical churches have a long history of using popular culture — rock music, skateboarding and even yoga— to reach new followers. Yet even among more experimental sects, mixed martial arts has critics.

“What you attract people to Christ with is also what you need to get people to stay,” saidEugene Cho, 39, a pastor at Quest Church, an evangelical congregation in Seattle. “I don’t live for the Jesus who eats red meat, drinks beer and beats on other men.”

Robert Brady, 49, the executive vice president of a conservative evangelical group, the Alliance of Confessing Evangelicals, agreed, saying that the mixed martial arts motif of evangelism “so easily takes away from the real focus of the church, which is the Gospel.” Many black churches have chosen not to participate.

Almost a decade ago, mixed martial arts was seen as a blood sport without rules or regulation. It was banned in nearly every state and denounced by politicians like Senator John McCain, Republican of Arizona.

Over the past five years, however, because of shrewd marketing by the Ultimate Fighting Championship, the sport’s premier brand, mixed martial arts has become mainstream. Today the sport is legal and regulated in 42 states.

Its proponents point to a study by researchers at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine showing that mixed martial arts participants suffer a lower rate of knockouts than boxers.

Over the past year and a half, a subculture has evolved, with Christian mixed martial arts clothing brands like Jesus Didn’t Tap (in the sport, “tap” means to give up) and Christian social networking Web sites likeAnointedfighter.com.

Roughly 100 young men, many sporting shaved heads and tattoos, attend fight parties at Canyon Creek near Seattle, watching bouts on the church’s four big-screen televisions. Vendors hustle hot dogs and “Predestined to Fight” T-shirts. About half are not church members but heard about the parties through friends, said Mr. Beals, who is known as theFight Pastor.

Men ages 18 to 34 are absent from churches, some pastors said, because churches have become more amenable to women and children. “We grew up in a church that had pastel pews,” said Tom Skiles, 37, the pastor of Spirit of St. Louis Church in Arnold, Mo. “The men fell asleep.”

In focusing on the toughness of Christ, evangelical leaders are harking back to a similar movement in the early 1900s, historians say, when women began entering the work force. Proponents of this so-called muscular Christianity advocated weight lifting as a way for Christians to express their masculinity.

“This whole generation is raised on the idea that they’re in a culture war for the heart and soul of America,” said Stephen Prothero, a professor of religion at Boston University.

Paul Burress, 35, a chaplain and fight coachat Victory Baptist Church in Rochester, said mixed martial arts had given his students a chance to work on body, soul and spirit. “Win or lose, we represent Jesus,” he said. “And we win most of the time.”

But on that cold night in Memphis, Mr. Renken, the pastor from Xtreme Ministries, watched as two of his three fighters were beaten, one emerging with a broken ankle.

Another, Jesse Johnson, 20, a potential convert, was subdued in a chokehold and decided not to return home with the other church members after his bout. He stayed in Memphis, drinking and carousing with friends along Beale Street, this city’s raucous, neon-lighted strip of bars.

“Where Feet, Fist and Faith Collide.”


So what else is new!



Monday, February 01, 2010

"You Fuck It You OWN It!" - new teenager campaign

Liberals hated almost everything about George W. Bush’s presidency, but they harbored a particular animus toward a minor domestic policy priority: abstinence-based sex education. The abstinence effort accounted for about a hundred million dollars in a trillion-dollar budget, but in the eyes of many critics it was Bushism at its worst — contemptuous of experts, careless about public health and captive to religious conservatism.


So last week’s news that teenage birthrates inched upward late in the Bush era, after 15 years of steady decline, was greeted with a grim sort of satisfaction. Bloggers pounced; activists claimed vindication. On CBS News, Katie Couric used the occasion to lecture viewers about the perils of telling kids only about abstinence, and ignoring contraception. The new numbers, declared the president of Planned Parenthood, make it “crystal clear that abstinence-only sex education for teenagers does not work.”

But -Listen to the digibandit! -"You Fuck It - You Own It" will do for teenage pregnancy what "You Break It -You Own It" did for retailers --MINIMIZE the damage!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Fox Tv Announces "The Witch Doctors"

"The next big thing in reality programs will be 'Voodoo Reality' and the audience will love it" said Moishe Pipick,Fox head of alternative reality programming at the NATPE convention in las Vegas.


"Terminally ill patients will be brought to a village in the remote Burundi Highlands in Africa,where Witch Doctors will compete to cure a group of hopeless patients and restore their health.

There will be Judging and prizes and internet voting -- if a patient should not respond and die,his family will receive a cash award."

Pipick stated; "I am so convinced that this show will generate cures for the terminally ill that my mother Becky Pipick will be joining the first group in Africa"

He concluded; "Oh -and for each patient they cure - the Witch Doctors have requested and will receive three goats and an I Pad."


Saturday, January 30, 2010

Only Requisite For Evil is For Good Men To Do Nothing

this NY Times editorial reminded me of that quote from edmund Burke:

OP-ED COLUMNIST

A Radical Treasure

Published: January 29, 2010

I had lunch with Howard Zinn just a few weeks ago, and I’ve seldom had more fun while talking about so many matters that were unreservedly unpleasant: the sorry state of government and politics in the U.S., the tragic futility of our escalation in Afghanistan, the plight of working people in an economy rigged to benefit the rich and powerful.

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Mr. Zinn could talk about all of that and more without losing his sense of humor. He was a historian with a big, engaging smile that seemed ever-present. His death this week at the age of 87 was a loss that should have drawn much more attention from a press corps that spends an inordinate amount of its time obsessing idiotically over the likes of Tiger Woods and John Edwards.

Mr. Zinn was chagrined by the present state of affairs, but undaunted. “If there is going to be change, real change,” he said, “it will have to work its way from the bottom up, from the people themselves. That’s how change happens.”

We were in a restaurant at the Warwick Hotel in Manhattan. Also there was Anthony Arnove, who had worked closely with Mr. Zinn in recent years and had collaborated on his last major project, “The People Speak.” It’s a film in which well-known performers bring to life the inspirational words of everyday citizens whose struggles led to some of the most profound changes in the nation’s history. Think of those who joined in — and in many cases became leaders of — the abolitionist movement, the labor movement, the civil rights movement, the feminist revolution, the gay rights movement, and so on.

Think of what this country would have been like if those ordinary people had never bothered to fight and sometimes die for what they believed in. Mr. Zinn refers to them as “the people who have given this country whatever liberty and democracy we have.”

Our tendency is to give these true American heroes short shrift, just as we gave Howard Zinn short shrift. In the nitwit era that we’re living through now, it’s fashionable, for example, to bad-mouth labor unions and feminists even as workers throughout the land are treated like so much trash and the culture is so riddled with sexism that most people don’t even notice it. (There’s a restaurant chain called “Hooters,” for crying out loud.)

I always wondered why Howard Zinn was considered a radical. (He called himself a radical.) He was an unbelievably decent man who felt obliged to challenge injustice and unfairness wherever he found it. What was so radical about believing that workers should get a fair shake on the job, that corporations have too much power over our lives and much too much influence with the government, that wars are so murderously destructive that alternatives to warfare should be found, that blacks and other racial and ethnic minorities should have the same rights as whites, that the interests of powerful political leaders and corporate elites are not the same as those of ordinary people who are struggling from week to week to make ends meet?

Mr. Zinn was often taken to task for peeling back the rosy veneer of much of American history to reveal sordid realities that had remained hidden for too long. When writing about Andrew Jackson in his most famous book, “A People’s History of the United States,” published in 1980, Mr. Zinn said:

“If you look through high school textbooks and elementary school textbooks in American history, you will find Jackson the frontiersman, soldier, democrat, man of the people — not Jackson the slaveholder, land speculator, executioner of dissident soldiers, exterminator of Indians.”

Radical? Hardly.

Mr. Zinn would protest peacefully for important issues he believed in — against racial segregation, for example, or against the war in Vietnam — and at times he was beaten and arrested for doing so. He was a man of exceptionally strong character who worked hard as a boy growing up in Brooklyn during the Depression. He was a bomber pilot in World War II, and his experience of the unmitigated horror of warfare served as the foundation for his lifelong quest for peaceful solutions to conflict.

He had a wonderful family, and he cherished it. He and his wife, Roslyn, known to all as Roz, were married in 1944 and were inseparable for more than six decades until her death in 2008. She was an activist, too, and Howard’s editor. “I never showed my work to anyone except her,” he said.

They had two children and five grandchildren.

Mr. Zinn was in Santa Monica this week, resting up after a grueling year of work and travel, when he suffered a heart attack and died on Wednesday. He was a treasure and an inspiration. That he was considered radical says way more about this society than it does about him.


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Fox TV Announces "Smarter Than A Cock?" -With Britney Spears

Fox TV -- which continues to knock reality show hits out of the park with shows like "Hell's Toilet" and "Smarter Than A Guido" -- is kicking it up a notch!


Moishe Pipick - head of Fox development said "Smarter Than A Cock" will pit a male Rooster against an inner city black high school student -- as they compete to "peck out"the answers to a series of word and math puzzles."

"Roosters are quite clever and in test runs their pecking solutions beat the black kids written and oral answers most of the time ," said Bloomis.

The digibandit Hollywood reporter asked; "Are you telling us that a Cock beat a black high school student in a math and english competition?"

To which Pipick responded ;"Absolutely --yes! -- and that's not to demean the black kids."Cocks are smart and as a matter of fact -- we are considering a reality special called "Can A Cock Beat An Arab Religious Leader"

Oh - and the choice of Britney as host? -"Who can handle cocks better than her" - said Mr.Pipick.


Friday, January 22, 2010

Japanese Woman Gives Birth To Giant Squid

In another horrible example of the dramatic and disastrous changes taking place in the environment:


"Shinsuji Takamashaya gave birth to a twenty pound Giant Squid on the tiny Japanese atoll of Fonguyutu" - said Doctor Myashkenazi, an internist and genetic biologist with Japan's National Institute of Eco and Womb Research.

The human squid is considered to be sent by the God's in Taost tradition and will be reared by Japanese Monks in a sacred salt water tank .

Japan's Royal Monarch decreed an end to Whale hunting saying " This birth is a sign from the Nature Gods -- they are clearly pissed and we do not need to see a generation of human sushi appear in Japan."

Pat Robertson said " It's God's punishment of a pagan people who do not believe in our Jesus."

PS -- TheSquid's father was last seen rowing out to Sea and cannot be found -- he left a note; " How can i be a father to a Giant Squid?"