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Sunday, April 24, 2016

Calling ALL Man-Ness Seekers! Here's a Great suggestion for Growing a Pair of Balls.

 Calling all Gun lovers -Hunters -Wife beaters /Abusers -Child Abusers -Trophy Seekers

:Join A Boxing Club


 the perfect alternative to your feelings of inadequacy - fight someone your own size
(without a gun)

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Jesus and John The Baptist get THIS news! -- Right after having Oral Sex in Heaven with Each Other.


Gov. Phil Bryant of Mississippi at the Capitol in Jackson on Friday.
Gay Rights Battle Heats Up in Mississippi and North Carolina

By JONATHAN M. KATZ

The Mississippi governor signed a bill protecting discrimination against gay people. PayPal pulled out of North Carolina over a similar measure.

 And Paul loved to go down on me too!
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.


 We will punish North carolina


Thursday, March 17, 2016

Trump Supporters will all be Dead Soon! - Last Gasp for These Idiot!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/03/04/death-predicts-whether-people-vote-for-donald-trump/


"What is going on, then, with death rates for middle-aged whites? Case and Deaton aren't sure, but they argued that alcohol abuse, suicides and the opioid epidemic have something to do with it. The rate of fatal "poisonings" for instance — a category that includes drug overdoses — more than tripled among middle-aged whites since 2000."

 not much time left

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

The Truth Hurts!





Sweeping statements that free trade = lost income and jobs simply feed the populist dogma sweeping this nation. The lack of growth in middle class take home pay is linked increase in domestic healthcare costs not foreign trade (healthcare cost increases have been largely borne the employer and therefore not counted as part of take home pay). There is a myth that jobs would stay in the US if we simply erected trade barriers and that we can dictate the economy of the world. False. The world economy has moved away from unskilled manufacturing ("blue collar America") to high skilled jobs. American will not maintain its leadership by trying to protect and overpay unskilled labor. High pay jobs require a skilled workforce. 

30 years ago a high school graduate earned only 25% less than a college grad. Today, it's 80% less. Only 30% of US has a four year degree. This is the source of income disparity and pandering to people with promises that we ignore the basic need for a higher skilled workforce may keep a few more people employed today at the cost of leaving your children and the economy burdened by an uncompetitive US workforce that will earn less in the future. You don't improve wages by capping people's opportunity.

Josh Billings
"A) I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain’t so.
B) Wisdum don’t konsist in knowing more that iz new, but in knowing less that iz false."

Monday, March 14, 2016

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...

Great Oral Sex is the key to My Longevity! - Israel Kristal World's Oldest Man

My wife Becky can  suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
 
i also make a mean chicken soup


Saturday, March 12, 2016

Toilet Paper would be a Start!

Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and Toilet Paper and Amazon and Apple and Guns!


What do these Islamist assholes have?

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/04/opinion/campaign-stops/the-beast-is-us.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-headin...

Thank You God and Jesus Christ for sending us Donny and Teddy - AND Destroying The GOP

 I WAS an Atheist -BUT Now I am Saved!

“At some point, we have to deal with the fact that there are at least two candidates who could utterly destroy the Republican bench for a generation if they became the nominee,” said Josh Holmes, a former chief of staff to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. “We’d be hard-pressed to elect a Republican dogcatcher north of the Mason-Dixon or west of the Mississippi.”

 Teddy was right about the power of prayer

Sunday, March 06, 2016

Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked her to join him! - Cannot watch Trump alone!

 Ronnie has called out to me to join him!

 "Ronnie told me that he wished he could kill himself because of his torture watching American Republicans turn into morons and follow a maniac down the road of political suicide.

It will be a great relief to join him and leave those GOP defectives and their moronic followers behind me!"

 PS -Ronnie said last night:

"Donald Trump is the biggest horses ass he had ever seen  on two legs."

"Hurry - I need you!"

The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...

The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...: A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday.  The Tru...

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/04/opinion/campaign-stops/the-beast-is-us.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-headin...

Tuesday, March 01, 2016

New In-Space Masturbation Record set by Scott Kelly - Beats (pun) Yuri Gargonin by 300 Ejaculations!

 this is the palm that did the work




There are many ways to measure Mr. Kelly’s nearly yearlong mission. Among them, he traveled 143,846,525 miles, worked on more than 400 experiments and logged about 650 miles on a treadmill. 

AND masturbated 1,250 times!

 Congratulations to Scott Kelly  -He is now champion space masturbator

Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals killed him!

American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography.

 Western Women rejected me

Investigators recovered a "fairly extensive" cache of "modern, electronically recorded" pornography from Osama bin Laden's compound, according to Reuters. Considered in concert with the fact that he also reportedly had natural boner juice on hand, one can reasonably conclude that bin Laden spent the balance of his time on the run jackin' it.


The Bug People have crawled out from under their Rocks!

A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday. 

The Trump Bugs


Monday, February 29, 2016

Black Actors should stop Crying and Recognize - THEY ARE BLACK! - DUH!

Minority actors should stop crying -Writers reflect cultural narratives and then the casting reflects THAT narrative -

DUH!


Old saying: "only your mother loves you for yourself". For everybody else, it's "what can you do for me? 

Show business, like publishing, is a business first and foremost. It is all about "how fast and easy can you solve my problem?".

The Digibandit: The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have...

The Digibandit: The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have...:  The people have spoken

Stop Fucking Morons! - Make America great AGAIN!

Stop making more schmucks!



Sunday, February 28, 2016

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Run for President - Any moron can Get Rich!

Mr. Trump is not the only contender to make the calculation that running for president is win-win, burnishing “brand” value even for the losers. Ben Carson — yes, still in the race — seems more interested in selling books than in attaining higher office. Marco Rubio has already enjoyed years of patronage from a billionaire auto dealer in Florida.
The examples of Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee underscore the point that a no-hope presidential run has more upside than downside. A career as a right-wing celebrity — a stint on Fox News, speaking fees, book advances — is more profitable than one in the Senate. These incentives have helped to shift the Republican Party from a party of opportunity to a party of opportunists.



http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/24/opinion/what-todays-republicans-dont-get-about-reagan.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-right-region&region=opinion-c-col-right-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region

Monday, February 22, 2016

The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...

The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...: "laugh - you mean stinky motha fuckas!"  So said Chris Rock -who will lead the Middle East Islamo Fundamentalist Tour said toda...

The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest

The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest:   "At least your moron brother had a pair of balls!" Let's have your submissions by March,15 -The Ides of March Firs...

The Bernie Spring is almost over! (Remember the Arab Spring?)


Mrs. Clinton has 502 delegates to Mr. Sanders’s 70; 2,383 are needed to win the nomination. These numbers include delegates won in state contests and superdelegates, who can support any candidate. She is likely to win a delegate jackpot from the overwhelmingly black and Hispanic areas in the Southern-dominated Super Tuesday primaries on March 1, when 11 states will vote and about 880 delegates will be awarded.


Sunday, February 21, 2016

The Digibandit: American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!

The Digibandit: American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!: The 20 wealthiest Americans, a group that would fit comfortably inside a luxury private jet bound for a private Caribbean island, are worth...