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Thursday, July 07, 2016

The Digibandit: Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -T...

The Digibandit: Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -T...: “Christians Gone Bad” - Serves up stories of former devoted Fundamentalists who become Hasidic Jews and kill and torture Altar boys....

Obama recommends formation of -- The United Nations World Wide "BLOW JOB CORPS<"

Obama said "These sexually repressed folks are just too backed up!"


 Obama announced   "We need a United Nations Blow Job Corp.  (comprised of BOTH men AND women)

 To Help reduce anger among conservative christians and islamists!

Volunteers needed ( i'm too old -before you ask)"

America is mostly comprised of Ignorant Assholes -The numbers don't Lie!


Let's be clear! The schmucks dominate America! At least 48% will vote for Trump AND the House is dominated by conservative and Tea Party throw backs.
If it wasn't for the highly educated elites (who can at least reason objectively) America would be one big white christian lower middle class shithole!
And the poor would be TOTALLY fcked  NOT just  PARTIALLY FCKED!!

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Doctors at The Mayo Clinic Agree - Trump MUST have Brain Cancer !

 "It's the ONLY explanation for his behavior"


Dr Moishe Pipick head of The Mayo's Clinic's Ontology Wing said today:

" I have observed the way individuals with terminal brain tumors act for over  30 years now!"

"I have consulted with my staff and reviewed his behavior patterns on video with them."

He concluded : "He is either a pathological liar and sociopath or has a pre-frontol lobe terminal tumor! AND we are betting on a combination of both!"

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

ABC Announces Bachelorette spinoff - "Bitchelorette" - Anal Sex and Cornhole Soulmates!

Judy Moronsky may get her heart broken by Clem Tardoff on the premiere of The Bitchelorette," but it it didn't diminish her desire for a lasting love. After taking time back home in Dallas with her parents and three older siblings and to let her butt heal - The 25-year-old is ready to get back in the game and start the search for her cornholesoul mate all over again. 

A successful masseuse specializing in the BIG surprise ending , the spunky girl-next-door also enjoys meth, sp country music and spending time with her father at Klu Klux Clan meetings. At the end of this journey, she plans to have the right man by her side to share it all.


 Irving Schlocker head of programming at ABC said:

NOTHING shows love and commitment like cornholing and that will become clear on The Bitchelorette

The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...

The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...:  In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette would DRIVE 40 million viewers to this program and be a breakout example - ...

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Epi...

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Epi...: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r... :  In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette woul...

The End of The World as We Know It!








The world will mercifully end soon because every ignorant asshole with internet access can now add to the public debate and influence morally corrupt public officials AND abett populist demagogues AND as a consequence- We are drowning in a tsunami of populist conspiracy driven bullshit spread by half witted assholes!

Friday, May 27, 2016

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die...

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die...: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die before Blowing ... : BUT i would blow this great guy again tomorrow!

Oral Sex while Texting are a Recipe for Disaster on Memorial Day Weekend - AAA Announces!

Oral sex driving hazard this weekend!


AAA expects 34 million people to drive at least 50 miles this holiday weekend, the most since 2005 and said at least 5 million of them will receive oral sex while driving which is extremely dangerous. - But w not as bad as getting blown WHILE texting!

The Final Orgasm of George and Sarah Schwartz

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -TV Get's Better and Better!


“Christians Gone Bad” - Serves up stories of former devoted Fundamentalists who become Hasidic Jews and kill and torture Altar boys.
“Til Death Do Polacks Part" - Explores stories of Polish divorce that end in murder led by psychotherapist and relationship expert, Dr. Hanns Chryszxlmnsnsky and forensic psychologist and attorney, Dr.Igor Moronowsky .
“Wives With Knives” - Showcases stories of women who fought back and cut of the dicks and balls of their husbands - motivated by years of abuse or by greed and jealousy.
“Pretty Bad Amish Girls” - Is a true-crime series profiling sexy female Amish woman who cheat, steal and kill and have sex with barn animals.
“Cold Venereal Disease Cases” - Delves into unsolved homicide cases caused by venereal disease as they are reopened.
“Dangerous Hasidick Jews” - Relates true tales of religious Jews who were manipulated into committing horrible sex crimes by shiksas.
“Who The Fuck Is That...”- Is a spin-off of the network's series Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? with this new series going deeper into relationships between friends, co-workers, family members and more telling the truth about people leading double lives and killing and eating their neighbors and children.
“Homo Murder In Paradise” -- Follows the stories of happy homo couples whose vacations in paradise end in violence and then Homo lynchings by the locals.

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20,  whichwill try to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and ...

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20,  whichwill try to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and ...

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Friday, May 13, 2016

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Calling ALL Man-Ness Seekers! Here's a Great suggestion for Growing a Pair of Balls.

 Calling all Gun lovers -Hunters -Wife beaters /Abusers -Child Abusers -Trophy Seekers

:Join A Boxing Club


 the perfect alternative to your feelings of inadequacy - fight someone your own size
(without a gun)

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Jesus and John The Baptist get THIS news! -- Right after having Oral Sex in Heaven with Each Other.


Gov. Phil Bryant of Mississippi at the Capitol in Jackson on Friday.
Gay Rights Battle Heats Up in Mississippi and North Carolina

By JONATHAN M. KATZ

The Mississippi governor signed a bill protecting discrimination against gay people. PayPal pulled out of North Carolina over a similar measure.

 And Paul loved to go down on me too!
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.


 We will punish North carolina


Thursday, March 17, 2016

Trump Supporters will all be Dead Soon! - Last Gasp for These Idiot!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/03/04/death-predicts-whether-people-vote-for-donald-trump/


"What is going on, then, with death rates for middle-aged whites? Case and Deaton aren't sure, but they argued that alcohol abuse, suicides and the opioid epidemic have something to do with it. The rate of fatal "poisonings" for instance — a category that includes drug overdoses — more than tripled among middle-aged whites since 2000."

 not much time left

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

The Truth Hurts!





Sweeping statements that free trade = lost income and jobs simply feed the populist dogma sweeping this nation. The lack of growth in middle class take home pay is linked increase in domestic healthcare costs not foreign trade (healthcare cost increases have been largely borne the employer and therefore not counted as part of take home pay). There is a myth that jobs would stay in the US if we simply erected trade barriers and that we can dictate the economy of the world. False. The world economy has moved away from unskilled manufacturing ("blue collar America") to high skilled jobs. American will not maintain its leadership by trying to protect and overpay unskilled labor. High pay jobs require a skilled workforce. 

30 years ago a high school graduate earned only 25% less than a college grad. Today, it's 80% less. Only 30% of US has a four year degree. This is the source of income disparity and pandering to people with promises that we ignore the basic need for a higher skilled workforce may keep a few more people employed today at the cost of leaving your children and the economy burdened by an uncompetitive US workforce that will earn less in the future. You don't improve wages by capping people's opportunity.

Josh Billings
"A) I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain’t so.
B) Wisdum don’t konsist in knowing more that iz new, but in knowing less that iz false."

Monday, March 14, 2016

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...

Great Oral Sex is the key to My Longevity! - Israel Kristal World's Oldest Man

My wife Becky can  suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
 
i also make a mean chicken soup


Saturday, March 12, 2016

Toilet Paper would be a Start!

Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and Toilet Paper and Amazon and Apple and Guns!


What do these Islamist assholes have?

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/04/opinion/campaign-stops/the-beast-is-us.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-headin...

Thank You God and Jesus Christ for sending us Donny and Teddy - AND Destroying The GOP

 I WAS an Atheist -BUT Now I am Saved!

“At some point, we have to deal with the fact that there are at least two candidates who could utterly destroy the Republican bench for a generation if they became the nominee,” said Josh Holmes, a former chief of staff to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. “We’d be hard-pressed to elect a Republican dogcatcher north of the Mason-Dixon or west of the Mississippi.”

 Teddy was right about the power of prayer

Sunday, March 06, 2016

Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked her to join him! - Cannot watch Trump alone!

 Ronnie has called out to me to join him!

 "Ronnie told me that he wished he could kill himself because of his torture watching American Republicans turn into morons and follow a maniac down the road of political suicide.

It will be a great relief to join him and leave those GOP defectives and their moronic followers behind me!"

 PS -Ronnie said last night:

"Donald Trump is the biggest horses ass he had ever seen  on two legs."

"Hurry - I need you!"

The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...

The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...: A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday.  The Tru...

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/04/opinion/campaign-stops/the-beast-is-us.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-headin...