Sunday, January 10, 2016
Mexican Jewish Deli Shock -Corned Beef on Rye with Jalapeno
|Katz' Deli in NYC|
So I'm in LA and my son says "Hey Pops- How about a nice Corned Beef on rye -we're right near a famous LA kosher deli"
I says "Go on -I'm used to getting my corned beef and pastrami sandwiches at Katz' on West Houston street in NYC (alleged to have killed more Jews than Hitler) - "you gotta be kidding! -Kosher deli in LA -That's an oxymoron"
Lee replies; "No way -Jerry's in Marina Del Ray has authentic NY caliber - max out artery clogging cold cuts on Jewish rye that will put lead in your old pencil -guaranteed!"
So here we are at Jerry's and i have just ordered a corned beef on rye from -get this - from a Mexican deli man.
Now just for the record -my position on cross border immigration is -"C'mon in! - EVERY Mexican illegal or illegal -in my opinion -is ten times the human being than all the white Americans living outside the blue states -AND i would prefer living next to a Mexican gang banger than any religious Christian or rich wasp"
BUT - i do not want to order a Corned beef on Rye from one of them -it's like putting mayo on a Brisket sandwich (which my son just ordered -and he is now officially out of my will.)
Oh -and when i asked Luis for some kosher garlic dills he informed me that he never heard of them -I was waiting for him to ask me if i would like some jalepenos instead (in which case i would have called immigration)
|How about a Corned Beef Burrito?|
My son said -"Oh poppy -you are an old fashioned Jew!"
SO! -LA has turned my son into an anti-semite -and is basically transforming authentic corned beef and pastrami and brisket and salami sandwiches -Kosher Deli et. al -into Jewish Burritos.
Oh -and my skinny -virtually fat free Corned Beef sandwich tasted like crap!
at 2:14 PM
The thoughtful and educated men and women who have thought deeply enough (and can read an article of more than 240 words without losing focus) about the important short AND long term issues confronting us, mostly support Hillary and her progressive agenda which would direct much needed resources to the working poor and middle class.
BUT the poor hard working (or trying to) average Joe and Mary shmoe who need all the collective help they can get and protection from the corporate killers and rapacious banking and finance barracudas (who think that poverty and hard times only befall the weak and the lame brained) - you know the 47% er's as Romney calls them - are planning to vote for another asshole who will screw them royally.? (and we all know Trump is a wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to his empathy for the "great unwashed"
What the fuck is wrong with those schmucks?
They are laughing at you all the way to the bank! SO forget that Hillary is a woman and Obama is black! Get used to the fact that you ain't gonna hit the lottery! You have enough guns -and you can buy more! Someone wants to kill an unwanted microscopic egg - let em! (you can't stop em anyway) - You hate the Blacks and Jews and Spics and Immigrants and Queers and Liberals! -Get over it -they ain't goin away! You want to eliminate the debt! -Don't fucking worry about it -the rich will deal with it because they have to -not those Teapot morons. Well Trump is a smart bizman! (bullshit -he's a smart money manipulator who knows zip about real wealth creation.)
You fucking need help and an even playing field and a competent caring president! Those Rich Republicans and blabber mouthing populists will say anything to win your votes. They don't care -and never have cared - One fucking bit about you struggling slobs.
Wake the fuck up!
"Snap out of it!"
at 8:18 AM