xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: 01/01/2013 - 02/01/2013

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Wayne (The Weasel) LaPierre is The Perfect NRA Messenger - An Angry Moron

Shortly before the Oklahoma City bombing, LaPierre wrote a fundraising letter describing federal agents as "jack-booted government thugs" who wear "Nazi bucket helmets and black storm trooper uniforms".[3] Former president George H. W. Bush was so outraged by the letter that he resigned his NRA life membership.[4] In response to growing criticism, LaPierre apologised, saying he didn't intend to "paint all federal law-enforcement officials with the same broad brush".[5] In 2000 LaPierre said President Bill Clinton tolerated a certain amount of violence and killing to strengthen the case for gun control and to score points for his party.[6] Clinton White House spokesman Joe Lockhart called it "really sick rhetoric, and it should be repudiated by anyone who hears it"

Hasidick Jews - The Brooklyn Taliban

 NYTimes Today "The Brooklyn shopkeeper was already home for the night when her phone rang: a man who said he was from a neighborhood “modesty committee” was concerned that the mannequins in her store’s window, used to display women’s clothing, might inadvertently arouse passing men and boys."

hey -don't include me with those fucks!
 christian Evangelist morons
Different clothes - Same brainwashed fascist repressive - blind rage and anger  and sin consumed semi human beings!

Created by their Parents -not some god!

brainwashing is a crime

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

A Golden Digital Age for Women

SO what options did she have in the good old Pre Facebook Agrarian Ages of yore? 

They were culled from the burg she lived in and maybe from the next village over, so that her total population of potential suitors — men in an acceptable age range, with discernible pulses and a majority of their limbs — was five if she was lucky, three if the burg had just emerged from a period of savage smallpox. 

And while her eye might be drawn to the lad with the least rotted teeth, Ma and Pa knew better, not so much nudging as commanding her toward the one whose family had the most livestock. They understood that meat, not mirth, would sustain her and her brood over the harsh winters to come, and that love meant never having to say you’re hungry.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Iran Breeds" Mullah Monkeys" for Space Flight Test

  Albert II, a Rhesus Monkey, became the first monkey in space on June 14, 1949, in a U.S.-launched V2,. Numerous monkeys of several species were flown by the U.S. in the 1950s and 1960s. Monkeys were implanted with sensors to measure vital signs, and many were under anesthesia during launch. Way back in 1983 the Russians sent a Monkey into Space

 And Now Finally - Press TV quoted the director of the Iran Space Agency, Hamid Fazeli, as saying earlier this month that “because of biological differences between Normal Humans and Muslims we needed Muslim Monkeys for the space mission. - not African Monkeys and it took a very long time to breed them -we had to interbreed African Monkeys with Mullahs.” 

WOWEE no shit Hamid -you are a weebit late!

He also forecast that Iran would send a mullah into space within the “next five to eight years,”

Paul Ryan Is Marty Feldman's Twin Brother

What Hump?
Oh -and if you tried to follow his bullshit ravings on Sunday's Meet the Press you know how lucky we all are to have escaped from a 'Humped" White House with Mitty and Marty and all those rich right wing Evangelist redneck gun toting morons (and Mormons)

Study say's 50% of ALL men Are Queer 0r Bisexual

Dr. Moishe Pipick head of The World Wide Institute for Social Sciences -headquartered in Berne, Switzerland - announced today:

"Men are rushing out of their closets in a homo rampage now that the stigma of being a fag has ended! Not only does this study prove that 50% of ALL men worldwide are queer or bi-sexual IT ALSO indicated that an even greater percentage fit into one of the LGBT categories of sexual preferences."

Dr. Pipick went on; "AND our research further shows that queer men are happier and better adjusted and more successful without having women ball breakers around!"

The Dr. concluded;"it's ironic that feminism which led to post feminist ball breaking has allowed men to attain their true natural state of gender contentment and fulfillment."

NRA says "Rocket Launchers Needed For Home Protection"

NRA President David ( ambush dave) Keene has fired up (oops) his membership with the goal of getting congressional approval for private Rocket launcher ownership  -he said:

"We Gun Owners are empowered by the constitution to  form  armed militias BUT back during the Revolution you  only had to protect yourself from muzzle loading muskets and some cannon - BUT NOW - if some gang banger comes at us with an Uzi in an armor plated SUV -or The Government rolls in - or the Illegals or Jews throws armored vehicles against us:

 Wayne and Elmo La Pierre -NRA Executives
"We need heavy firepower to protect our loved ones -AND I'm not asking for private air or naval neighborhood defenses (yet ha ha) BUT-We sure as shit need some Rocket Launchers! AND some mobile field artillery."

He concluded: "So let your pinko gun hating representatives know that they will face a tsunami of NRAPAC moola comin at em if they fuck with us on this one - and next year we are going forward with our plan to put a 50 caliber machine gun in every Church Tower and School in America with all white congregations and students."

"Stay alert!"

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Welcome to the New FruitCake Nation - It IS Beautiful and Tasty

John Baynor is thinking "What in the fuck is going on? -Will someone kill these fucking fruitcakes please!" -But it's WAY beyond that Johnny Boy! - Welcome to the new and emerging "Fruitcake nation" -this new delicious cake has Mexicans and Asians and LGBT et al. -and all kinds of new arrivals  and your old despised enemies -the Kikes and Niggers baked right in and it's an assortment of exotic and powerful ingredients BUT guess what?  -The original of all Fruitcakes is stale as an Evangelist's asshole AND IT'S NO LONGER AT THE BUFFET -You remember it? -Yep The Republican White Male Club -The GOP.
That's Progress Johnny boyo -that's why they call us Progressive

The Child Porno Biz Should Make Us Want To Cry and Puke

 Help Me Please
Using a tool developed at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, in 2009, police have logged close to 22 million public I.P. addresses offering child-pornography pictures or videos via peer-to-peer file sharing, which allows users to download content from one computer to another; almost 10 million of the I.P. addresses were located in the United States

Until the 1970s, magazines with titles like Lolita were rife with sexual images of minors and routinely sold alongside adult pornography at red-light bookstores. In 1978, Congress made child pornography illegal, and four years later, the Supreme Court upheld a state law banning its sale. The court’s decision changed the market along with the law. “The commercial distributors started to go out of business,” said Kenneth Lanning, a retired F.B.I. agent who consulted on child pornography cases for decades. For a time, distribution and production plummeted. But then came the Internet. By the mid- to late 1990s, Lanning said, “there was a way for people seeking it to find each other and send images.”
A decade later, the Justice Department interviewed veteran experts like Lanning for a 2010 report, and concluded that “the market — in terms of numbers of offenders, images and victims” — was growing to a degree described as “overwhelming” and “exponential.” In the early-Web year of 1994, only 61 defendants were sentenced in federal court for child-pornography offenses; in 2011, 1,880 were, a 30-fold increase. The federal definition of child pornography extends to young people up to age 18, but the 2010 report noted that it had become more common for images to involve young children, as well as violence and sadism.
Precise numbers of child-pornography viewers are hard to come by. Unicef estimates that there are at least hundreds of thousands of Web sites with child pornography worldwide. Child-pornography consumers are even more likely to swap with one another via hidden networks. . Many of the users shared only a single illegal image, perhaps downloaded inadvertently, but others offered collections of hundreds or thousands of pictures.
To gain access to a group of downloaders, a recent arrival may have to prove himself by delivering new material. Often this involves digitally altering an existing image, but in some cases, it can also mean seducing children to create new pictures to trade. The most desired series zoom around the Internet. “A lot of these guys have a collector’s mentality,” Lanning said. The pictures Nicole’s father took became must-haves and went viral.
For Nicole, knowing that her photos were circulating was an unrelenting burden. It was hard to concentrate at school and hard to forge new friendships. She stayed close to just a few friends from her church. Her family is deeply Christian — “I’ve found comfort in my faith,” she says — and she was home-schooled for a few years as a younger child. Her friends from church were the only ones she told about her father. “Everyone else I held at arm’s length,” she told me when we met this summer at her lawyer’s office. Nicole speaks deliberately and carefully, and on that day she was wearing an outfit that matched her coral nail polish and perfectly applied makeup. “But other kids found out after my father was charged. I remember walking down the hallways and thinking I could hear people saying, ‘There’s the girl who was raped by her dad.’ ”

Friday, January 25, 2013

Manti Te'o - Hawaiian Jerk - In love with a Doggy Image

I mean if you are stupid enough to fall for an online image try something like this hottie above -not this dog below who he never even fucked

She's the face behind the Notre Dame hoax - Diane O’Meara said her online pictures were used to create a woman who never existed - Lennay Kekua.
Kekua was the woman who Notre Dame football star Manti Te'o said for months--he was in love with.
During his run for the Heisman trophy, Te'o spoke openly of his girlfriend who he says died of leukemia the same day he lost his grandmother.
A story he shared with the nation for months.
But last week the story broke.
Kekua never existed and Te'o said he's the victim of an elaborate hoax.

 Hawaiians are not the smartest nuts in the Forest
He now admits never met Kekua, only communicated with her online and over the phone.
Diane O’Meara said identity was stolen and Kekua was created by a man.
Roniaiah Tuiasosopo and O’Meara went to high school together and were Facebook friends.
Tuiasosopo has avoided the press and declined to comment.
O’Meara said she has no idea why her pictures were used in the so-called hoax.

International House of God - No Pancakes - Just Poison

now i want you to read this and tell me these folks don't belong in a Mental Institution

 you mean Me and Mohammad and Buddah can't get in? -oye vey!
We believe that when Christians die, they pass immediately into the blessed presence of Christ, there to enjoy conscious fellowship with the Savior until the day of the resurrection and the glorious transformation of their bodies. The saved will then forever dwell in blissful fellowship with their great triune God. We also believe that when unbelievers die, they are consigned to hell, there to await the Day of Judgment when they shall be punished in the lake of fire with eternal, conscious, and tormented separation from the presence of God. (Mt. 25:46; Lk. 16:19–31; Jn. 5:25–29; 1 Cor. 15:35–58; 2 Cor. 5:1–10; Phil. 1:19–26; 3:20–21; 2 Thes. 1:5–10; Rev. 20:11–15; 21:1–22:15)

http://www.ihopkc.org/about/ ( for more on these Bronze Age cave dwellers)

 Full Statement of Faith (Int'l House of god)

We believe that only the sixty-six books of the Bible are the inspired and, therefore, inerrant Word of God. The Bible is the final authority for all we believe and for how we are to live. (Mt. 5:18; Jn. 10:35; 17:17; 2 Tim. 3:16–17; 2 Pet. 1:20–21)
We believe that Jesus Christ is God incarnate, fully God and fully man; that He was conceived and born of a virgin, lived a sinless life, and offered Himself as a penal, substitutionary sacrifice for sinners. By His blood shed at the cross, He obtained for us eternal redemption, the forgiveness of sins, and life everlasting. He was raised bodily on the third day and ascended to the right hand of the Father, there to make intercession for the saints forever. (Mt. 1:18–25; Jn. 1:1–18; Rom. 8:34; 1 Cor. 15:1–28; 2 Cor. 5:21; Gal. 3:10–14; Eph. 1:7; Phil. 2:6–11; Col. 1:15–23; Heb. 7:25; 9:13–15; 10:19; 1 Pet. 2:21–25; 1 Jn. 2:1–2)
We believe that salvation is by grace alone, through faith alone, in Christ alone. No ordinance, ritual, work or any other activity on the part of man is required or accepted in order to be saved. This saving grace of God, through the power of the Holy Spirit, also sanctifies us by enabling us to do what is pleasing in God’s sight in order that we might be progressively conformed to the image of Christ. (Jn. 1:12–13; 6:37–44; 10:25–30; Acts 16:30–31; Rom. 3:1–4:2; 8:1–17, 31–39; 10:8–10; Eph. 2:8–10; Phil. 2:12–13; Titus 3:3–7; 1 Jn. 1:7, 9)
We believe that the Lord Jesus Christ baptizes believers in the Holy Spirit, in whom we are also sealed for the day of redemption. The Holy Spirit regenerates, forever indwells, and graciously equips the Christian for godly living and for service. Subsequent to our conversion, the Spirit desires to fill, empower, and anoint believers for ministry and witness. We also believe that signs and wonders, as well as all the gifts of the Spirit described in the New Testament, are operative today and are designed to testify to the presence of the kingdom and to empower and edify the Church to fulfill its calling and mission. (Mt. 3:11; Jn. 1:12–13; 3:1–15; Acts 4:29–30; Rom. 8:9; 12:3–8; 1 Cor. 12:12–13; 2 Cor. 1:21–22; Gal. 3:1–5; Eph. 1:13–14; 5:18)
We believe that the one true God exists eternally in three persons—Father, Son, and Holy Spirit—and that these, being one God, are equal in deity, power, and glory. We believe that God not only created the world but also now upholds, sustains, governs, and providentially directs all that exists and that He will bring all things to their proper consummation in Christ Jesus to the glory of His name. (Ps. 104:1–35; 139:1–24; Mt. 10:29–31; 28:19; Acts 17:24–28; 2 Cor. 13:14; Eph. 1:9–12; 4:4–6; Col. 1:16–17; Heb. 1:1–3; Rev. 1:4–6)

We believe that water baptism and the Lord’s Supper are the two ordinances of the Church to be observed until the time of Christ’s return. They are not a means of salvation, but are channels of God’s sanctifying grace and blessing to the faithful in Christ Jesus. (Mt. 26:26–29; 28:19; Rom. 6:3–11; 1 Cor. 11:23–34; 1 Pet. 3:21)
We believe in the literal second coming of Christ at the end of the age when He will return to earth personally and visibly to consummate His kingdom. We believe that the Church will go through the Great Tribulation in great power and victory. We believe the Church will be raptured at the end of the Great Tribulation. We also believe in and are praying for a great end–time harvest of souls and the emergence of a victorious Church that will experience an unprecedented unity, purity, and power in the Holy Spirit. (Ps. 2:7–9; 22:27–28; Jn. 14:12; 17:20–26; Rom. 11:25–32; 1 Cor. 15:20–28, 50–58; Eph. 4:11–16; Phil. 3:20–21; 1 Thes. 4:13–5:11; 2 Thes. 1:3–12; Rev. 7:9–14)
We believe that Adam was originally created in the image of God, righteous and without sin. As a consequence of his disobedience, Adam’s posterity is born subject to both imputed and inherent sin, and all humans are therefore, by nature and choice, the children of wrath, justly condemned in the sight of God, wholly unable to save themselves or to contribute in any way to their acceptance by God. (Gen. 1:1–3:22; Ps. 51:5; Isa. 53:5; Rom. 3:9–18; 5:12–21; Eph. 2:1–3)
We believe that the Church is God’s primary instrument, through which He is fulfilling His redemptive purposes in the earth. To equip the saints for the work of ministry, God has given the Church apostles, prophets, evangelists, pastors, and teachers. We also affirm the priesthood of all believers and the importance of every Christian being joined with and actively involved in a local community of the saints. We believe that women, no less than men, are called and gifted to proclaim the gospel and do all the works of the kingdom. (Mt. 16:17–19; Acts 2:17–18, 42; Eph. 3:14–21; 4:11–16; 1 Tim. 2:11–15; Heb. 10:23–25; 1 Pet. 2:4–5, 9–10)
We believe that God has called the Church to preach the gospel to all nations, to especially remember the poor, and to minister to their needs through sacrificial giving and practical service. This ministry is an expression of the heart of the Lord Jesus Christ and is an essential part of the kingdom of God. (Isa. 58:6–12; 61:1; Mt. 5:1–7:28; 28:18–20; Lk. 4:18; 21:1–4; Gal. 2:10; 1 Tim. 6:8)
We believe that Satan, originally the great and good angel Lucifer, rebelled against God, taking a multitude of angels with him. He was cast out of God’s presence and is at work with his demonic hosts to establish his counter-kingdom of darkness, evil, and unrest on earth. Satan was judged and defeated at the cross of Christ and will be cast forever into the lake of fire which has been prepared for him and his angels. (Isa. 14:10–17; Ezek. 28:11–19; Mt. 12:25–29; 25:41; Jn. 12:31; 16:11; Eph. 6:10–20; Col. 2:15; 2 Pet. 2:4; Jude 6; Rev. 12:7–9; 20:10)

Thursday, January 24, 2013

OWN gives lance his own show "Lance Is a Lying Cheating DoucheBag"


Senator Joe Manchin - Beckley W.Va - NRA Stooge

  BECKLEY, W.Va. — Talk of stricter gun control has stirred up a lot of unease here, a place where hunters vie for top prize (a 26-inch LED television) in the Big Buck Photo Contest, and ads for a gun-simulator game ask, “Feel like shooting something today?”
 Beckley W.Wa Mayor  and Police Chief
Businessmen and community leaders in Beckley, W.Va., met with Senator Joe Manchin III last week to discuss gun control.
But before Senator Joe Manchin III invited a group of 15 businessmen and community leaders to lunch last week to discuss the topic, he had only a vague idea of how anxious many of his supporters were.
“How many of you all believe that there is a movement to take away the Second Amendment?” he asked.
As a hunter with an A rating from the National Rifle Association, Mr. Manchin gave advocates for new weapons laws reason for optimism after he said last month that gun firepower and magazine capacity might need to be limited.
But now, Mr. Manchin, who affirmed his support for gun rights by running a campaign commercial in 2010 showing him firing a rifle into an environmental bill, says he is not so sure. One of his local offices has been picketed, and even some of his most thoughtful supporters are cautioning him that stronger background checks are about all the gun control they can stomach. 


Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Muslim Terrorists Worst Nightmare American Female Ballbreakers With Guns

These maniacs who keep their women hidden away like slaves suddenly have to confront American Women armed to the tits

And we should have a whole elite force of Jewish Female ball breakers.

American Evangelicans Are The American Taliban

watch the video -these missionaries are the poster men and women for everything that is ugly and intolerant and anti human progress and it defines the fervent madness that accompanies blind faith with stark clarity -these christian morons are fucking absolutely scary brainwashed nuts!

The Pope Should Cut off His Balls In Protest

against the on going raping of children by his Godless men of god -and the continuing revelations of the coverups they perpetrated which led to thousands of children being butt raped by priests over decades BUT what can you expect from The Nazi Pope who  presides in the Vatican over a group of evil old men! 

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Jesus Christ - Used as Pawn - To Fuck Young Children - By Priests

 "OK so they have a little problem -they are men of god"
In 1986, Cardinal Mahony wrote to a New Mexico treatment center where one abusive priest, Msgr. Peter Garcia, had been sent.
Peter Gar­cia told ther­ap­ists that he had mo­les­ted boys “on and off” since his or­din­a­tion in 1966. He sexu­ally ab­used up to 20 boys, in­clud­ing one he al­legedly tied up and raped, ac­cord­ing to church re­cords. Many of his vic­tims were un­doc­u­mented im­mig­rants from Mex­ico, and Gar­cia as­sured church of­fi­cials they would not go to the au­thor­it­ies. Gar­cia left the priest­hood in 1989. He died in 2009 without be­ing pro­sec­uted.
“I believe that if Monsignor Garcia were to reappear here within the archdiocese we might very well have some type of legal action filed in both the criminal and civil sectors,” Cardinal Mahony wrote.

Monsignor Garcia admitted to abusing more than a dozen young boys, most of them from families of illegal immigrants, since he was ordained in 1966, and in at least one case he threatened to have a boy he had molested deported if he talked about it, according to documents filed in court.
He was never criminally prosecuted, and has since died.
In a 1987 letter regarding the Rev. Michael Baker, who had also been sent for treatment in New Mexico after admitting that he had abused young boys, Msgr. Thomas J. Curry wrote to Cardinal Mahony that “he is very aware that what he did comes within the scope of the criminal law in California.”

It would be decades before Father Baker was convicted of sexually abusing children.

Romney Spends Obama Inauguration In Mormon Mental Hospital

Romney After Lobotomy

See what a difference the 47% can make

Visiting him (watching him drool) were Herman Caine and Michelle Bachman and Rick Santorum and Rick Perry and Newt Gingrich and  Ron paul and Paul (batface) Ryan and Sarah Palin.

Ann Romney said it must have given Mitty great comfort to have the leadership of The Republican party show up while Obama was being inaugurated and The GOP was at it's lowest point since Ronald Reagan.

"It's kinda ironic" she said -"Mitty and i always thought it was them who needed a lobotomy and here they all are today watching him drool!"

Monday, January 21, 2013

Free at Last -Thank God Almighty -Free at Last - too Late for MLK

who needs those wimps?
 a girl tried to cornhole me in gym class
Dr. Moishe Pipick, Chief of Evolutionary Science -at The Worldwide Institute of Paleobiological and Genetic Studies -or WIPGS - announced at their headquarters in Berne,Switzerland today:

"Yes it is happening! - Woman are growing cocks!""Yah yah said the Doctor; "It is simple - women are becoming more independent and much stronger and their genes feel threatened that the males will not be able to keep Up (oops a pun) with them biologically -And Zo They defend themselves by letting the girls (heh heh) grow dicks with which to fuck THEMSELVES - and hence take over and be biologically independent from the males"

Elise Mandelbaum - digibandit science reporter asked Dr. Pipick: "Well Doctor - does this mean that men will eventually be dickless."

"Oh ya ya ya! - Absolutely Ms. Mandelbaum! - We already see significant shrinkage in their grapes"

"Grapes?" -Asked Mandelbaum "Oh Ya! -It's what we call balls where i'm from in Bayonne.N.J"

"It's zo zimple"said DR. Pipick - "In about three years -you will be able to fuck YOURSELF!"

"Wow! -That is fantastick -but what will the men do?"

He concluded; " As Martin Luther King would have said:"

"Free at last -Thank God Almighty - Free at last!"