one legged dickless males confront women's rights -LOL

The Church Will NEVER GET IT!

I find it laughable that any man or woman could even begin to expect sexless sexually repressed men to have any concept of what it is like to be a biologically normal female OR male.

Let us NOT complicate this issue!

AGAIN -these are men who are not allowed to have any sexual interaction with women!

Shall i repeat that again?

The primary biological drive! THE most basic biological emotional component of normal men and women and catalyst for all human understanding and empathy IS TOTALLY absent from and denied to - These strange men in robes!

Say it again! NO SEX!

It is one big Monty Pythonesque satire about expecting one legged men with no dicks to hurdle the obstacles to women's (or even men's for that matter) equal treatment!

Breakfast In LA -Ain't Breakfast at Tiffanys

Breakfast In LA ain't Breakfast at Tiffany's

"Good morning mam" I says to the 190 pound plus woman who is petting my dog while she waits for Jose to ring up the breakfast order for her and the kids at the seven eleven on the corner of Sunset and La Brea.

"Good mornin to you and that's a fine lookin dog you got there!" - At which point Jose yells something at me that ends in "Pero" so i figure i better tie up Liza outside and the LAPD officer getting his free coffee is now looking at me like he was back having fun in the Mac Arthur park melee --beating on the heads of Latinos with his nightstick.

Back inside, the fat black woman is finishing her transaction -- which was delayed by her additional purchase of the Daily Globe tabloid, "Oh my can you imagine that poor Japanese woman who gave birth to a giant Squid!" -- i just don't know where this global warming is a heading?"

"Do you always read the Globe ?" i inquired. -- "Well it's a bit pricey but it sure keeps me informed! I usually scan it to stay up with things but when you see a story like this Squid business? --i just gotta have it to show the family. "

Jose tally's up her order ; -- California lottery and three "One hundred Thousand Instant 'American Idol Jackpot Cards ' - Four breakfast bars (two lemon and two blueberry pies for maximum nutrition) --Two red bulls and one coke (important for the kiddies to drink plenty of liquids) -One pack of Kool Lights and an extra large coffee with about twelve packets of sugar and an equal amount of that cremola stuff that you can also use to make napalm. (plus the Tabloid.)

Total order amount is $18.75 - Now as a percent of her probable total family take home pay it is the equivalent of the average middle class woman spending $72 on breakfast for herself and two kids! -- It is also enough to buy enough nutritious groceries for a family of four for two whole days (on a tight budget).

And by the time our lovely woman's kids get to school they will have ingested enough sugar and chemicals to put their young brains into "school is an action video game" mode!

She would have been much better off giving the kids some downers and a glass of milk (total cost on Medical - 75 cents) -Much healthier and greatly appreciated by the teacher and fellow students.

And --that would leave her with enough money left over to buy twelve additional Lottery Jackpot cards -- increasing her odds of winning from one in 400 million two one in three hundred million.

You know, when it comes to raising a family in these days of global competition -- it's all about resource management -- effective planning -- and quality education!

"Have a nice day mam" - "Oh and you too!" she says - "And you take care of that fine Dog -- and why don't you get her some of that beef jerky over there --my kids just love it!"

I'm moving to Cuba!