xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: 04/01/2022 - 05/01/2022

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Disney Announces first Trans Female Hero Film - "The QUEEN of The Jungle"

 Following the huge positive worldwide recognition and financial success of Dreamworks breakthrough release - Studsy The Queer Bull',  about ‘Studsy’ -- a prize Angus Bull who prefers young bull’s and steers over cows.

 http://digibandit.blogspot.com/2012/12/dreamworks-announces-studsythe-queer.html

The Walt Disney Company has announced it's release of  "The Queen of The Jungle" about a Male Lion  who through an amazing act of nature - Transitions into a female Lion at puberty AND with the aid of all the other latently queer jungle creatures  - Becomes :


"The Queen of The Jungle"

(worldwide premiere fall 2023)

Miriam Pipick - VP Worldwide Theatrical Production for Disney  -At a press conference in Hollywood said today:



We are   proud to follow in the daring footsteps of Dreamworks and echo the sentiments of Steven Spielberg when  he announced "Studsy" back then -as follows:

“We are so thrilled and satisfied that in today’s exploitive creative environment --especially as far as our children are concerned -- that we at Dream Works are able to produce positive and socially redemptive quality programming that will constructively help our  children -- our most precious resource -- to shape and sructure their lives; as we walk hand in hand with America’s parents to achieve that goal through creative art. And - so, coming soon to a theatre near you, ‘Studsy The Queer Bull’
And Bring your tiny future fags to see America’s first Queer Superhero"

Miriam continued -"Our research shows that twenty to thirty percent of Americans under the age of seven years old have strong homosexual tendencies,and child psychologists are certain that they are torn apart emotionally between openly adopting a gay lifestyle or “closeting” their emotions in an oppressive hetro dominated environment. – "The Queen of The Jungle" will instill pride and  identity in trans females (and all LGBT) -Just as "Studsy the Queer Bull" did for queer children everywhere!



Tuesday, April 05, 2022

Don't Ask! - Don't Tell! - BUT WTF!



  1.                                             Don't Ask! - Don't Tell! - BUT WTF!



The marvelously complex MixMaster that is the human genome can sure turn out some amazingly diverse blends of Homo sapiens sapiens!


Johnny from Brooklyn, NY is a strapping young fellow who by the age of ten knew he was really a woman.


Mary realized, shortly after becoming the Prom Queen at Little Falls High School in Idaho; that what she now knew to be her true “being” was as the captain of  the all male football team.


Professor Ernest Klein with a post doctorate in astro chemistry couldn’t wait till his lectures were ended at Dartmouth so he could put on a gown and high heels and dance the night away at a club downtown dedicated to all things “Prince” and Drag Queens!


Then there are even more complex flavors produced by the “ Magic Genetic Mixmaster”


Take Mark and Connie Anderson from Gooberdale Texas who were swept away with lust and devotion shortly after meeting at The Evangelican Ministry in nearby Putzville - BUT within a year knew something was radically amiss in their sexual lives!  


Turns out both of them were just plain repressed gays from the get go!


In hopes of reviving their early passions they both reversed their genders and went transexual feeling that the reversal of  genders (making Connie more malelike and Mark more feminine; would be the perfect gendering mix to rekindle their passions? 


Didn’t happen! - Post transforming Connie (now Carl) went full blown male homo  gay and Mark (now Candy) went the opposite as a lesbian  -ALTHOUGH he/she also had a strong proclivity for scoliosexuality which created a virtual smorgasborg of desire and satisfaction for his sexual appetites (leaving poor Connie in her now frustrating narrow role as the male in a gay female (lesbian)


"20,00 Death Dive" Coming to Shanghai Disney World - Flight 5735 thrilling simulation

 

  •  "20,00 Death Dive" Coming to  Shanghai Disney World

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  • Disney World Shanghai announces new ride based on plane disaster:

  • " Twenty Thousand feet Death Dive" (Fifty Nine Seconds of Hell!

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  •  The Airlines Flight 5735. Last month, the plane fell more than 20,000 feet in less than a minute before a final plunge (approaching the speed of sound.)

Yun Hung Lo - China’s Minister of Mass Entertainment for The People announced today from Shanghai’s Disney World -Where construction crews were massed at the new ride site:


“We are honoring the deaths of 136 of our brothers and sisters by creating the world’s most exciting amusement park ride!


Rider’s will be able to experience the thrilling last minutes of these heroic party members’  lives - As they plunged past the speed of sound for almost a minute - Straight Down 20,000 feet into the dear earth!”


Ying Chow Mein - Reporter for  China’s  Xinhua News Agency asked The Minister:


 “Dearest Minister -Many are complaining it is wrong to exploit this horrible disaster!”


Minister Ho replied - “That is a very typical western imperialist - AND reactionary attitude and will not be tolerated!”


The reporter was quickly spirited away by security!


Meanwhile in The USA - Gordon Silverspoon, Director of World Wide Disney Distribution was assailed by reporters who were apoplectic at China’s announcement!


Gayle Simpkins from CNN asked “How can you tolerate the Shanghai Chinese Disneyworld to exploit a horrible disaster like this -Think of the trauma for the families of those victims?”

Silverspoon - “Well we have a commitment to our shareholders to maximize profits and China is our biggest market AND look - Think of the thrills and joy this amusement event will bring to hundred’s of thousands of Chinese who work 18 hours a day 7 days a week on their 3 days off every month (along with their children) - AND who provide Americans’ with cheap products they love”


A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

Chinese Proverb


(Capitalism’s Song)  lol