xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: 11/01/2016 - 12/01/2016

Monday, November 28, 2016

STEVE BANNON Just another smart guy with swollen balls!

Demystifying Steve Bannon -The rich smart - highly educated scumbag populist who controls Trump and The alt rt moron racists.

If he couldn't find an army of assholes to kneel before him by exploiting native populism he would be JUST another smart well off guy.

To Sick Narciisistic Power Mad Alphas like Bannion it's NEVER enough!

It's ALL about ego and machismo and deep down insecurity and self hatred.
The touchstones of all demagogues!

( AND nothing he proposes is worth shit under careful analysis -THAT'S The Rub!)

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Obama's last major Presidential Order "Election shows we need this study!"


 President Obama on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiative, starting with $100 million in 2016, to invent and refine new technologies to understand the  how's and why's  -the unique functioning of  - Fundamentalist Christian/Redneck thought processing.

 The President announced - " Now we know these folks are not all there!"

"They oppose all attempts to move along the highway of human progress and are stuck in their Bronze Age Biblical Mentality -BUT -we are gonna help them -we are gonna give them an opportunity to wake up and smell The Roses -like these beautiful roses in our garden here all round us today."

"Oh and ESPECIALLY You Gun nuts out there!"

A senior administration scientist compared the new initiative to the Human Genome Project, in that it is directed at a problem that has seemed insoluble up to now: the recording and mapping of brain circuits in action in an effort to “show how millions of brain cells interact.  especially in the minds of these redneck Christian folks who we have always thought were just retarded by  "early childhood brain washing" but now we are looking for deeper answers.

Brain researchers can now insert wires in the brain of animals, or sometimes human beings, to record the electrical activity of brain cells called neurons, as they communicate with each other so this technique should work well with these Christian Rednecks as they have much lower IQ's and smaller brains than most folks.

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The Digibandit: Obama Announces - Fundamentalist Christian Brains...

The Digibandit: Obama Announces - Fundamentalist Christian Brains...: Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped     President Obama  on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiati...

Friday, November 25, 2016

Black Friday Crapfest -Shop till you Drop - For needless Crap!

Black Friday Ditty
Let's go out and buy some crap we
can't afford or need
Eat all the plants and animals
who cares about about the seed?

Lifeplan -Buy more Crap!
Nothing saved for catastrophe -No college fund NO Insurance:
BECAUSE it Never rains in Schmuckland USA -LOL

Savings? - HUH? Cigarettes and Beer and Drugs cost me and Clem $700 right there alone. -Then theres all them blingy sales and all those phones and shit and THEN i gotta feed the lil ones?

(Elizabeth Warren offered a bit of advice during her time as a professor: Spend 50 percent on needs, 30 percent on wants and 20 percent on savings.)

Thursday, November 24, 2016

How to Save Anerica And The Earth

Here's my BIG idea:

All voting should be weighted by the ave SAT scores of the chldren of the voters. (higher scores more vote weight)

Result would give high priority to effective parenting and the potential of their children to become progressive citizens.

(also -would guarantee that dangerous emotional idiots would never reach higher office)

ie -rule by the smart

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

The Rise of The Schmuckbabblers


First you had the evolution of complete idiots who discovered social media and stimulated by interaction with other idiots tried 24/7 to advance concepts and ideas which any 8 year old in a good Blue State school would identify immediately as bullshit or some form of mental impairment.

These hard core fools still represent the tsunami of bulk bullshit iignorance which flows down the polluted river of social media - BUT NOW:

You'll notice that there is this Next Wave of Idiots
spewing opinions and attempts at analysis and insight and they are not QUITE as limited as the core junk/ mind morons: (idiot light)

However - Absent any acquired discipline in handling complex thought 101 which would enable them to get beyond "Truthiness" (no reading -shit education - suburban racist tribalists - stupid friends )

THEY fcking spew out these mental shit sausages 24/7 which they think have value and are profound?

Isn't that some new form of schitzophrenia?


America;s NEW White welfare Kings and Queens

You want a handout -No problem

BUT I am not willing to pay 30% more for an air conditioner or a car because you got fucked by history! (anymore than I am willing to stop shopping at Walmarts so my local retailers can increase their profits)

Globalization has created world wide prosperity for hundreds of millions of people and increased the living standards of tens of millions of Americans.

YOU got screwed in the process -that's rough! AND so I AM in favor of compensating you for your losses to a reasonable degree and to give you enough training so you can become productive and fairly compensated once more.

This is what The Democrats are for! This is what Clinton proposed!

You chose to elect someone with a bullshit magic bullet to solve your problems -There is none!

Kill every trade deal and build economic walls around America and close all the big box stores and then get ready to have a big yard sale.

Oh - And while your boxing up all the crap you don't need think about all those Americans who never had a chance and asked for help and to whom you said “fuck them welfare queens and poor slobs!”

Monday, November 14, 2016

TheBell Curve - Trumptrogs have just dug their graves a LOT deeper!

The Bell Curve - Right on the money!

It’s been 20 years since “The Bell Curve” was published. Which theses of the book do you think are the most relevant right now to American political and social life?

An increasingly isolated cognitive elite.
A merging of the cognitive elite with the affluent.
A deteriorating quality of life for people at the bottom end of the cognitive distribution.
Unchecked, these trends will lead the U.S. toward something resembling a caste society, with the underclass mired ever more firmly at the bottom and the cognitive elite ever more firmly anchored at the top, restructuring the rules of society so that it becomes harder and harder for them to lose. (p. 509)

A  Remind you of anything you’ve noticed about the US recently? If you look at the first three chapters of the book I published in 2012, “Coming Apart,” you’ll find that they amount to an update of “The Bell Curve,” showing how the trends that we wrote about in the early 1990s had continued and in some cases intensified since 1994. I immodestly suggest that “The Bell Curve” was about as prescient as social science gets.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Bend over Stupid people -Your Trumpfcking has begun -LOL

Reality Check time!

"Carrier isn’t changing its plans. On Friday in a written statement, the company said, “We are making every effort to ease the transition for our Carrier colleagues in Indiana.”
The advances of technology, the diffusion of industrial expertise around the world, the availability of cheap labor and the rise of China as a manufacturing powerhouse would have disrupted the nation’s industrial heartland even without new trade deals.
Nor are tariffs likely to bring many of these jobs back, said David Autor, a professor of economics at M.I.T., who is one of the country’s foremost specialists on the pluses and minuses of free trade. “We don’t have silver bullets,” he said.

Friday, November 11, 2016

The Digibandit: America is mostly comprised of Ignorant Assholes -...

The Digibandit: America is mostly comprised of Ignorant Assholes -...: Let's be clear! The schmucks dominate America! At least 48% will vote for Trump AND the House is dominated by conservative and Tea ...

Trump calls Obama The "N" word in First Meeting

On friday at the White House, the once-unimaginable happened: 
The two men met face to face for the first time for a 90-minute discussion in the Oval Office and Obama said:

'I respect the office but let's be straight! You were elected by a population of schmucks that basically should be deported to allow room for hopeful energetic and bright immigrants."
NOW before you turn The White House into a right wing schmuck palace you might want to consider that in a few years those schmucks who elected you may be standing outside with Torches and Pitchforks alongfside your Klan brothers!"
'He called me the "N" word and i had security throw him the fck outa here!"