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Friday, January 26, 2007

Ahmadinijahd Gives Up Nuclear Program After Taking Dump

Iranian's demented and rabid American hater and Holocaust denyer said today in Teheran:

"Allah forgive me for my past blind hatred towards America and the Jews -- i was so ungershtupped (constipated) i could not see straight -- but after eating three American stooly softeners that they where kind enough to drop over our constipated land -- i feel great and have booked a trip to Las Vegas".

"And who needs Nuclear Bombs ?" -- " Please, send more stoolies! -- I only want ,now, to make a shit bomb."