It's so simple -EVERY priest (including the Pope) and every applicant for the Clergy gets wired up and asked these questions:
Are you a homo?
Do you get excited thinking about a young man's asshole?
Have you ever tongue kissed a male?
Do you think Paris Hilton licking your balls is exciting?
If leonardo De Caprio grabbed your cock would you be thrilled?
If Cameron Diaz crawled into your bed and put her thumb in your prostate would it be exciting?
Would you suck the Pope's dick if he asked you?
Do you think God is a homo?
Simple as pie - if you pass this test we know our kids ain't gonna get the high hard one from a Homo Priest.
Your Welcome
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Fallout In Redneck America -- From Obama Statements
"Now hold the rifle tight against your shoulder and slowly squeeze the trigger." says Mervin (hamhock) Schwimmer of Aliquippa Pennsylvania to his six year old son Christian."
"But Poppa, why would we want to kill a beautiful animal?"
"Because it's our natural instinct to kill - we need to kill -guns are powerful - and we can get close as father and son - just like me and grandpa"
"Bu But -i don't want to kill a beautiful animal - couldn't you just read me a book or walk and camp out in the beaufiful forest?" Christian added; "And we all hate Grandpa cause he's always drunk and mean to everyone."
"Now you listen -you little faggot - you WILL learn how to shoot and kill!
What you gonna do if a Jew or Nigger comes aroun? Or a wetback comes aroun lookin for work? --You gonna read him a fucking poem."
"But Poppa", says Christian with tears in his eyes - "I don't know why you want to kill animals and why you hate folks you ain't never met -is it because you are bitter about your job and healthcare and all that economy stuff - like that Obama feller talked about?"
BAM! - "OW Poppa!" -- "Take that you nigger lovin little faggot -I know your Momma put them ideas in your fruit head -and when we get back home you both gonna get the lickin of your lives - and then we all gonna go to Church and pray for your souls."
"And - see that rabbit over there munchin on a leaf/ - start bangin away - and you better not miss on purpose or you'll spend the weekend with Grandpa"
BAM BAM BAM BAM
"But Poppa, why would we want to kill a beautiful animal?"
"Because it's our natural instinct to kill - we need to kill -guns are powerful - and we can get close as father and son - just like me and grandpa"
"Bu But -i don't want to kill a beautiful animal - couldn't you just read me a book or walk and camp out in the beaufiful forest?" Christian added; "And we all hate Grandpa cause he's always drunk and mean to everyone."
"Now you listen -you little faggot - you WILL learn how to shoot and kill!
What you gonna do if a Jew or Nigger comes aroun? Or a wetback comes aroun lookin for work? --You gonna read him a fucking poem."
"But Poppa", says Christian with tears in his eyes - "I don't know why you want to kill animals and why you hate folks you ain't never met -is it because you are bitter about your job and healthcare and all that economy stuff - like that Obama feller talked about?"
BAM! - "OW Poppa!" -- "Take that you nigger lovin little faggot -I know your Momma put them ideas in your fruit head -and when we get back home you both gonna get the lickin of your lives - and then we all gonna go to Church and pray for your souls."
"And - see that rabbit over there munchin on a leaf/ - start bangin away - and you better not miss on purpose or you'll spend the weekend with Grandpa"
BAM BAM BAM BAM
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