Want to put an abrupt halt to same sex marriage? - Let them get married!
I mean - gays are pretty darn smart - and as soon as they find out how fucking miserable married life is - they will abandon that failed institution like rats leaving a sinking ship.
I mean - one night Oliver is saying to Gary ; "Oh Gar - i think i'll go over to the Club Tuchas and snort some Ecstasy and get fucked by maybe three or four sailors - wanna come (oops a pun)?"
"No Hon" - says Gar - "I think i'll just go cruise around West Hollywood and get shtupped over in the park."
"Okay Hon - don't be too late we an appointment at the hairdresser manana"
"Chow baby - have fun - hey would you pick up some cocaine while your'e at the club?"
So now three weeks after - say -tieing the knot in Connecticut - and the conversation now goes like this:
"Gar - you fucking whore - i hope you had a real good time last night - i waited up for you until three am - i even bought that special queen bee jelly you like and a new triple headed dildo - and you come home loaded and fall asleep - you never did shit like that wbefore we were married!"
Oliver replies: "Stop nagging me you bitch - maybe if you hadn't gained twenty pounds since our fucking wedding - i would stay home more often?"
Oh well you get my drift - oh and the lesbos ? - The emergency rooms will be overflowing with so much debris from dyke violence - that Sadir City will look like a Buddhist retreat center.
Oh yeah - let them wed - welcome to hell all you queers!
