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Thursday, December 06, 2018

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We hold fast from attack by the "awfuls" and their dirtbag leaders


Great News – America still works!




Despite a vile grifter with the morality of an adder – (With the core values of a bully and empty headed fascist and demagogue) - Having been elected by a huge majority of our nation's most awful and ignorant citizens (and supported by a right wing propaganda network AND both the House and Senate and the vast majority of State Governments) - AND their totally effective vile efforts to suppress minority voting and open democracy through gerrymandering:

The vast majority of  citizens capable of objective reasoing – Supported by a free and fair press – An independent Judiciary and a humanistic secular constitution rock solid behind it's Citizen Military:


Have TOGETHER prevented America from becoming just another Democracy that spins downward into unmitigated populism -nationalism -xenophobia and ultimately fascism when a greedy mentally ill tyrant (like trump and his crooked cronies) comes along at just the right time for the nativists and their appointed political sycophants and opportunists (and absurdist Evangelists) to rally around.

Our darkest hour has been met with the fierce opposition that free and fair and smart and courageous men and women have always been capable of:

Build up the barricades and take zero shit from the awful and ignorant and greedy and morally and ethically empty and sordid trogs besieging us.

WE WILL WIN” -That's on OUR hat!

Dave Nelson 12-6-18


Monday, November 26, 2018

American lazy assholes with opiated parents - vs Chinese students -

 Schmuck Clem from Oklahoma
 Qiucai in Gansu Provence
His teachers urged Qiucai to preserve the school’s reputation and “shine like the sun.” Signs posted in the hallways warned that students must tolerate a little pain now to avoid a “life of suffering.”
Since Qiucai began attending the school two years ago, his life has been a blur of late-night cram sessions, practice tests and mastering the art of finishing geometry problems while slurping noodles. He starts each day by running around a racetrack chanting, “The heavens reward industrious people!”
He attends classes until almost 10 p.m., with only a short break on Sundays, and lives nearby in a $32-a-month apartment with his mother, who cooks and cleans so that he can study full time.

Monday, November 19, 2018

Celebrities Who Plan On Having Anal Sex Memorial Day Weekend


 (a partial list)



Well the year sure went quickly didn't it and our group is back in action for their Memorial Weekend Anal Shtuppfest!.

In addition to the following lineup(oops) of celebrities engaging in some tuchas fireworks - there will be: - Donald Trump -Ivanka and Melania Trump -Andrew Barr  -Pat Robinsonarr  -TedCruz - The Pope - Hannity -Tucker Carlson -Melania Trump - Clarence Thomas  Andrew Dice Clay - Pence with Trump - Anne Coulter - Ayatolah Komeini - Rush Limbaugh (with his sheep Oxy Cotton) - The Dalai Lama and Harvey Weinstein and Warren Buffet:

Adam Sandler Aishwarya Rai Alana De La Garza Ali Landry Ali Larter Alicia Silverstone Alyson Hannigan Alyssa Milano Amanda Bynes Amanda Peet Amy Adams Amy Jo Johnson Amy Lee Amy Smart Angelina Jolie Angie Harmon Anna Faris Anna Kournikova Arielle Kebbel Ashlee Simpson Ashley Judd Ashley Scott Ashley Tisdale Autumn Reeser Avril Lavigne-------B--------Beyonce Knowles Brad Pitt Brea Grant Bridget Fonda Bridgette Wilson*Britney Spears* Brittany Murphy Brittany Snow Brooke Burns Brooke Shields-------C--------Cameron Diaz Carrie Anne Moss Cassie Ventura Catherine Zeta Jones Chandra Wilson Charisma Carpenter Charlize Theron Christina Aguilera Christina Applegate Christina Ricci Claire Forlani Claudia Schiffer Colleen Haskell Constance Marie Courteney Cox-------D--------Dakota Fanning Deanna Russo Demi Moore Denise Richards Diane Lane Diora Baird Drea De Matteo*Drew Barrymore*-------E--------Elisha Cuthbert Eliza Dushku Elizabeth Hurley Elizabeth Shue Ellen Pompeo Elsa Benitez Emily Procter Emma Watson Emmy Rossum Eric Dane Erica Durance Estella Warren Eva Longoria Eva Mendes Evangeline Lilly-------F--------Faith Hill Felicity Huffman Fergie-------G-------Gabrielle Union Gena Lee Nolin Gillian Anderson Goldie Hawn Gwyneth Paltrow-------H-------Halle Berry*Hayden Panettiere* Heather Graham Heather Locklear Heidi Klum Helen Hunt Hilary Duff Hilary Swank-------I-------Isaiah Washington-------J-------Jaime Pressly James Pickens Jr Jenna Fischer Jennie Finch Jennie Garth Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Connelly Jennifer Garner Jennifer Lopez*Jennifer Love Hewitt* Jennifer Morrison Jenny McCarthy Jeri Ryan Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Jessica Simpson Jordana Brewster Josie Maran Jude Law Jules Asner Julia Roberts Julia Stiles Justin Chambers-------K-------Kate Beckinsale Kate Hudson Kate Walsh Kate Winslet Katee Sackhoff Katherine Heigl Katie Holmes Keira Knightley Kelly Carlson Kelly Clarkson Kelly Preston Kelly Ripa Keri Russell Kiley Dean Kim Basinger Kirsten Dunst Krista Allen Kristanna Loken Kristen Bell Kristin Kreuk Kurt Russell-------L--------Lacey Chabert Laetitia Casta Laura Linney Lea Thompson Leah Remini Leelee Sobieski Leila Arcieri Lindsay Lohan Lucy Lawless Lucy Liu-------M-------*Madonna* Majandra Delfino Mandy Moore Marcy Rylan Marg Helgenberger Mariah Carey*Marisa Miller* Masi Oka Masiela Lusha Meg Ryan Melissa Hart Mena Suvari Michelle Pfeiffer Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Ryan Mike Myers Miley Ray Cyrus*Minka Kelly* Mischa Barton Missy Peregrym Molly Sims Monica Keena-------N-------Nadine Velazquez Natalie Portman Natascha McElhone Neve Campbell Nicolas Cage Nicole Eggert Nicole Kidman Nicollette Sheridan Nikki Cox-------P-------Pamela Anderson Paris Hilton Patricia Arquette Patricia Heaton Patrick Dempsey Penelope Cruz Petra Nemcova Phoebe Cates Piper Perabo-------R-------Rachael Leigh Cook Rachel Bilson Raquel Alessi Rashida Jones Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Rebecca Saint James Reese Witherspoon Renee Zellweger Robin Williams Roselyn Sanchez Russell Crowe-------S-------Salma Hayek Sandra Bullock Sandra Oh Sara Paxton Sara Ramirez Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Michelle Gellar Sarah Silverman Scarlett Johansson Shakira Shannon Elizabeth Sharon Stone Sigourney Weaver Steve Martin-------T-------T.R. Knight Tara Reid Tea Leoni Teri Hatcher Thora Birch Tiffani Amber Thiessen Tim Allen Tina Fey Tobey Maguire Tom Cruise Tommy Lee Jones Tori Spelling Tricia Helfer-------U-------Uma Thurman-------V-------Valerie Bertinelli Vanessa Angel Vanessa Anne Hudgens Vanessa Ferlito Vanessa Paradis Vanessa Williams Victoria Beckham Vin Diesel Virginia Madsen-------W-------Will Smith William Shatner-----  -----Yasmine Bleeth--- -----Zachary Quinto Zoe Bell Zooey Deschanelat 2:47 

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Don't argue with trumpanzees! - Schmucks can't think like Normals


More than anything political attitudes are formed in the core of ones potential for credulity - The capacity to determine between facts OR fiction! - Blind faith and ignorance impede reason!

The capacity for objective analysis determines these potential outcomes and that potential is derived from mental rigor based on informed intellect -mental rigor and discipline.
These qualities adhere mostly to educated individuals and/or those who are exposed to a plurailty of thought and ideas (an environment of multi thought dimensions found in larger cities/groups)


Hence -The dominance of regressive -emotion based - credulousness and receptiveness to dogma and conspiracy theories in trump's base among the uneducated and/or rural populations.

Add status deprivation -xenophobia and racism to the mix and it's most likely a bridge too far to argue with schmucks!

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

the magic trump wall - the trumpanzeez will believe anything!


“We started building our Wall. I’m so proud of it. We started. We started. We have $1.6 billion and we’ve already started,”  lyin donny trump
tells the folks at his rallies.

Actually, the $1.6 billion was explicitly not for a Wall. Nothing’s started. 

He could just as soon tell his acolytes "It's built! It's the best wall ever built! Come take a look at It"

When they come and don't find it: "It's there -believe me it's there - it's so there it's amzing!"

No problem -Hannity will start some conspiracy theory about cloaking or something equally credulous for fox newsies.

McConnell and Graham will confirm they saw it!

Gingrich will supply commentary.


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/14/opinion/trump-wall-budget.html?comments#permid=29408640

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Finally! Trumpism explained! - The "Small Head" - Deplorables!

HEADS UP!  "as some humans also developed bigger brains, it became harder for a fetus’s skull to squeeze through that tight channel."

Which would account for the "fact" that conservative women have an easier time giving birth and making more small brained babies.

ADDED to that; religious conservatives also have less abortions hence they have a much higher pecentage of  stupid children.
It's "heads" up evidence which explains the appeal of trump to these "small heads

#science #brain #birth #conservatives
#birthcanal #pelvis #womensfashion
#headsup #trumpanzees🐵💩 #naturel

The End of The White Hater Assholes

There are roughly 35 million white - mostly well enough off christians - who are intrinsically without any core values beyond 'more" "more now" and  their xenophobia and racism "white people made this  country great" horseshit!  ---  AND ( boo hoo hoo) How they're being threatened by the "wimpy progressive policies of the libtards."


AND the majority of Americans are in shock that a dangerous imbecile has managed to figure out easy it was to get these mostly older white uneducated regressives to fall in love with him.   -  AND how easily the GOP capitulated if not rejoiced in his ascendancy


Forget all the meta psycho socio demo despair rhetoric about how this all happened!  -Keep it simple stupid!


Extreme capitalism married to a unified core of volk with no moral or ethical center was guaranteed to inevitably produce this kind of political nadir/dystopia.

The old white conservatives along with their demagogues in the
churches are right!

Their days ARE almost over.

The progressives WILL win !

 Hopefully? (charitably) The young and multi colored - The multi gendered - The educated elite -The new and progressive enlightened:

Will grant them a guaranteed living wage and universal health care in return for their guns. (as they slide into oblivion)

Saturday, September 29, 2018

more lesbians needed - fck Kavanaugh!

Today is a reminder that if homosexuality was a choice, there would be 2, maybe 3, straight women left after today.

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Vote the mothafucking GOP hater incompetent assholes out of office

Vote Democratic! - Stop getting cornholed!

Womens rights - fair taxation - education - environment - global warming  -science - living wages - racial and gender equality - internationalism - health care -fair immigration - consumer protection - workers voters rts - job training - infrastructure projects - children -ethics &competence vs dogma.

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

The road to"Happiness" NOT "Meaning" - THAT's The Quest!




  • Maximize mental and physical energy with enlightened study - work and exercise and art. (do your best)

    Eat and drink and sex and play well (but moderate)

    Be courageous and disciplined and truthful.

    Protect nature -Fight Fascists

    Endure suffering but feel free to end your "life" responsibly

    Life has ZERO metaphysical meaning -  BUT here's a practical definition for you:

    life
    līf/
    noun
    noun: life; noun: one's life; plural noun: one's lifes
    1. 1.
      the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
      "the origins of life"
      synonyms:existencebeinglivinganimationMore
      antonyms:deathnonexistence
      • living things and their activity.
        "some sort of life existed on Mars"
      • THAT'S the MEANING of life!
      • ps -if you're still questioning the "meaning" of life you have missed the point (or get a dictionary)

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Steven King Knew Trump was Coming -The Dead Zone


“Those morons out there? Shheh, I can take chicken fertilizer and sell it to ’em for caviar. I can make them eat dog food and they’ll think it’s steak ... You know what the public’s like? A cage full of guinea pigs."
Trump would say the tape was doctored and Fox News would confirm it.

The only thing that would end him - Like a stake through the heart of Dracula - Would be his (say) using a baby as a shield from an assassination attack as portrayed in Stephen Kings prescient book and movie - "The Dead Zone"
Trump IS Greg Stillson reincarnate!

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Don't Worry -Be Happy! -- In your Red State Shitholes



It's ok! All's well!
Living in a robin's egg blue state life is just honky dory!
We bluebirds just have to stop worrying about the folks outside our walls and their problems with abortion and civil rights and jobs and education and discrimination and immigration -and guns yadadadada - 
WELL THEN -they will just have to make their own political changes or move in with us - the door is always open.
BUT - IF you're happy where you are -the way things are - then - don't worry - be happy - as long as you can?


Saturday, February 10, 2018

The Cold Empty Reptile that is Donald Trump



THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I’m not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn’t care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There’s nothing he would die for — not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; 
Trump has no fairness or piety. He’s not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, “the common man,” veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. 

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 His Drs. got him a 4f because of his feet - lol


He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn’t care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he’s not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn’t—in a more secular key—even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel’s hand. Doesn’t even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn’t live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he’s very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?


Virginia Heffernan writes regularly for The New York Times. Her most recent book, Magic and Loss (Simon & Schuster), reveals the logic and