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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Study Confirms Fox News Audience Heavily Dysfunctional

Average Fox news viewers have a thirty five percent lower IQ
85% have never read a book
27% are wife beaters (3x the national average)
69% of the women are obese and 89% of the men
86% believe Mary was a virgin
84% OF MEN GET LAID LESS THAN ONCE PER MONTH
89%of women have never performed oral sex and 99% of them have ever experienced cunnilingus.
73% of men and 85% of women are ugly and hairy
Over 60%of men AND women are alcoholics and/or druggies.
99% are Christian
Over 70% of ALL their men and Women beat their children AND their pets.
They earn 49% less income than CNN viewers.
Over half the Men AND Women are homophobes AND racists
Twelve %of Men have fucked a sheep
Fifteen % of the Women have used a cucumber

This study was extensive and Moishe Pipick president of National Data Services -a worldwide polling and statistical research organization -headquartered in Bern, Switzerland said today:

"So? - What's so surprising? -These folks are basically morons!"