xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Mar 21, 2009

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Fertile Immigrants Can Hump US Out Of Debt

By 2030 - the United States (Los Unidos Estatos) will be sixty eight percent (and growing) Hispanic - sooooooooooooo:




Just Remember as the current congress frets about the future indebtiness of their lily white grandkids - it's the working class Hispanics - with their high fertility rates and condom averse Catholicism - that will be paying for all these bailouts and programs - and the festival of freebies that the Democrats are hosting.

Sooooo - let's get off the backs of our super generous latino brothers and sisters - legal and illegal alike - because THEIR grandchildren are going to do most of the paying for all the freebies and bailouts - and all the funny money that's flying out of the Treasury and Federal Reserve - As we speak!

Let's encourage more of our latino brothers and sisters to cross the border - and open our borders to all ethnic groups with solid track records of bountiful procreation - and supercharged fertility rates.

I say -If they can knock out a quick batch of future American loan repayers - let em in -come on in and join the party!

If a couple - has - say - five or six young children - and one in the oven - and you want into "Debtland America" - C'mon in - go to the head of the line - we can sure use your future debt repayers.

Maybe we issue temporary "Breeding Visas" - if you agree to have a child every eighteen months - and you don't fall behind in your reproduction - and you agree to keep your "Repayers" in the USA for say ten years:

Your In! - Welcome To America

It's a sensible solution in keeping with the great American tradition of letting the people who can least afford it - paying the bills!



I just hope THEY don't wise up down the road and start passing "Soak the Gringo's" legislation - and putting families with less than five children in a higher tax bracket.

America Needs A Sheriff With Big Brass Balls

Where's a John Wayne When You Need One?
Hey - would you let the government arbitrarily change the tax code to fuck you out of contractually earned income?

I mean- the American Revolution got started over crapola like that.

The congress - some Republicans aside - is scared shitless of the peasants marching towards their homes with torches and pitchforks looking for "Financial Frankensteins" like poor Chris Dodd.

I mean- just ask the average person out there what a derivative is or a credit swap - and they will ask you what channel it's on.

And our chicken shit legislators just run for cover instead of playing the tough instructive sherrif with the ignorant lynch mob : --"Ok - no problema - here's the keys to their cell - there's the tree over there - here's a nice rope "

Where's a John Wayne when you need one?

"Welluh put down that torch and rope pardner - you are just an ignorant fired up jerkoff - go home and beat up your wife - and leave financial justice to folks with IQ's over seventy five."

What a bunch of unprincipled wimps those congressional democrats are - and that includes the head wimp himself . (You know who)

It's so disgusting - this whole hyped up fucking uproar!

These bonus recipients would have gotten paid per their contracts if NO bailout was provided - the bailout was provided out of necessity - and the bonus' are a drop in the bucket - a tiny percent of the bailout money. And this is VERY complicated shit they are dealing with -they are not just a bunch of greedy morons - you think they wanted this collapse?

They took risks and made mistakes - just like everone else - from the high rollers to the schmucky borrowers.

And even if you don't care about taxation without representation and a blatant confiscatory breech of contracts - you SHOULD care about not having the most qualified people around to get AIG back to normal.

But - Nooo - the jerkoffs in congress are willing to abuse their power - and lie - and do or say anything to appease you - their ignorant emotional constituents - the mob - whenever the going gets rough.

We need John Wayne! - Not Gomer Pyle!

Anyway - any AIG bonus recipient worth his salt is in Las Vegas - driving around in a new ferrari - and getting laid by five- hundred dollar an hour hookers - Before Uncle Sam gets to pick his pockets.