In an amazing revelation from His Eminence in the Vatican today; The
Pope asserted during an interview with the Catholic Times Magazine,
that Catholics who gave their confessions to homo Priests would not be
absolved from their sins -- he stated;
"Priests who
have been found outa to be queers have no standing with Goda, and any
absolutions whicha they gave --are null and voida!"
Catholic
Times Vatican reporter, Faba Nugatzi asked the Pope; "But your
emminence, these Catholic members of your flock had no way of knowing
that they were confessing to homo's - and if their sins are serious and
not forgiven -- they will go to Hell?"
"Atsa tough
titty!", replied the Pope. "Do you thinka God isa gonna accept the
Confession from a Priest who just gota finished sticking hisa tinga into
some young Altar boy?"
The reporter replied, "But your
Holiness, i was talking to a man who confessed that he had sodomized
and tortured his three year old son while he was under the influence of
pain killers and alcohol due to post traumatic stress syndrome from
serving in Iraq - as a life long Catholic he lived in constant fear of
going to Hell prior to his confession. - SO NOW - What will he do
when he hears your announcement that he will not be absolved from his
venal sins?"
The Pope answered,"Well he is justa gonna
have to commit his sins all over again and finda, if he can, a non homo
Priest -- and confess all over again, and then he will hava fresh
starta with Goda."
"But Your Emminence --that makes no sense! -- it's cruel and an abomination of Christ's Gospel."
The Pope concluded, "Well thatsa the Churcha for you -- Happy Memorial Day."
