Uteroil -Energy created from Aborted Fetus" -Save The World!

Abortions Create Energy -Save The Earth - UTEROIL ENERGY Announced - From Fetus"

Uteroil - Energy Created from Aborted Fetus' and Placentas - Will Save The World

 Placent Ready for Uteroil processing

The International Energy Association announced today that working with a team of physicists from Cal Tech and MIT -- they have discovered how to produce a highly carbon friendly and super powerful replacement for fossil fuels.

"Our dependence on foreign oil will be eliminated - the answer to the "greenhouse problem" has been discovered, and the absolute dominance of the world wide energy market by the United States is now imminent" - said Moishe Pipick, lead scientist on "Project Uteroil."
He explained,"For ten years now we have been experimenting with discarded fetus' and placental afterbirth matter from over thirty million abortions in the USA."

"We now have conclusive scientific evidence that if the abortion rate continues - the stem cellular energy from this powerful fetal matter will be sufficient to replace our entire fossil fuel based energy grid -and will provide enough "Uteroil" to maintain a pump price of under two dollars a gallon for the foreseeable future,"said Dr. Pipick.

He went on; "And this totally clean source of powerful energy is abundant all over the globe - we can import aborted fetus' from around the world, and applying our technology, we can dominate and control the world-wide energy market!"

Dr. Pipick cont.; "The Arabs and Russia and Africans better figure out some new way to pay for screwing their people and paying for weapons -heh heh"

 shoulda been made into Uteroil

When asked about the moral implications of using aborted fetus' for energy, he replied " Heck - abortions are legal -and if we really care about the rights of the unborn - we oughta give em a green earth to grow up in."
"But, said the President - i don't wanta see folks creatin a new market by creatin and sellin dead babies for "Uteroil" - Uh Uh! - But them Muslims could probably make a little extra cash and cut way down on their production of future suicide bombers by sending us lots of aborted Mulims to turn into clean energy."

Uteroil could send us back into Tents

As KingFaisal of Saudi Arabia said twenty years ago : "Don't be greedy my Arab brothers - the stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones."

Too late!

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one legged dickless males confront women's rights -LOL

The Church Will NEVER GET IT!

I find it laughable that any man or woman could even begin to expect sexless sexually repressed men to have any concept of what it is like to be a biologically normal female OR male.

Let us NOT complicate this issue!

AGAIN -these are men who are not allowed to have any sexual interaction with women!

Shall i repeat that again?

The primary biological drive! THE most basic biological emotional component of normal men and women and catalyst for all human understanding and empathy IS TOTALLY absent from and denied to - These strange men in robes!

Say it again! NO SEX!

It is one big Monty Pythonesque satire about expecting one legged men with no dicks to hurdle the obstacles to women's (or even men's for that matter) equal treatment!

Breakfast In LA -Ain't Breakfast at Tiffanys

Breakfast In LA ain't Breakfast at Tiffany's

"Good morning mam" I says to the 190 pound plus woman who is petting my dog while she waits for Jose to ring up the breakfast order for her and the kids at the seven eleven on the corner of Sunset and La Brea.

"Good mornin to you and that's a fine lookin dog you got there!" - At which point Jose yells something at me that ends in "Pero" so i figure i better tie up Liza outside and the LAPD officer getting his free coffee is now looking at me like he was back having fun in the Mac Arthur park melee --beating on the heads of Latinos with his nightstick.

Back inside, the fat black woman is finishing her transaction -- which was delayed by her additional purchase of the Daily Globe tabloid, "Oh my can you imagine that poor Japanese woman who gave birth to a giant Squid!" -- i just don't know where this global warming is a heading?"

"Do you always read the Globe ?" i inquired. -- "Well it's a bit pricey but it sure keeps me informed! I usually scan it to stay up with things but when you see a story like this Squid business? --i just gotta have it to show the family. "

Jose tally's up her order ; -- California lottery and three "One hundred Thousand Instant 'American Idol Jackpot Cards ' - Four breakfast bars (two lemon and two blueberry pies for maximum nutrition) --Two red bulls and one coke (important for the kiddies to drink plenty of liquids) -One pack of Kool Lights and an extra large coffee with about twelve packets of sugar and an equal amount of that cremola stuff that you can also use to make napalm. (plus the Tabloid.)

Total order amount is $18.75 - Now as a percent of her probable total family take home pay it is the equivalent of the average middle class woman spending $72 on breakfast for herself and two kids! -- It is also enough to buy enough nutritious groceries for a family of four for two whole days (on a tight budget).

And by the time our lovely woman's kids get to school they will have ingested enough sugar and chemicals to put their young brains into "school is an action video game" mode!

She would have been much better off giving the kids some downers and a glass of milk (total cost on Medical - 75 cents) -Much healthier and greatly appreciated by the teacher and fellow students.

And --that would leave her with enough money left over to buy twelve additional Lottery Jackpot cards -- increasing her odds of winning from one in 400 million two one in three hundred million.

You know, when it comes to raising a family in these days of global competition -- it's all about resource management -- effective planning -- and quality education!

"Have a nice day mam" - "Oh and you too!" she says - "And you take care of that fine Dog -- and why don't you get her some of that beef jerky over there --my kids just love it!"

I'm moving to Cuba!