Here's a sure fire way for the government to raise a ton of moola!
In this age of globalized marketing -- international companies are dying to find ways to get their products and services advertised and promoted with credibility - around the world.
Well - when the USS Enterprise steams into Shanghai harbor (for example) - and this great and powerful symbol of American power and influence:
Has - "Have a Budweiser -The King of Beers" (just as an example) - Emblazoned across the ship's hull with the Bud logo all across the bow and stern and gun emplacements (and even on it's planes and flight deck:
Hell - do you know what's that worth in terms of ad dollars? - A fucking ton!
Now - multiply that by all the ships in all our fleets - in all those foreign ports - and your'e talking:
The end of our foreign trade deficit - and even the balancing of the budget!
More bail out moola - more credit - more jobs -- and:
Happy times are here again - and this is only the beginning of my plan to save America with creative marketing.
Stay tuned !
