xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Sep 28, 2012

Friday, September 28, 2012

"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" The Ultimate Show for Morons

The Hollywood Reporter pronounced the show "horrifying," explaining "...you know this show is exploitation. TLC knows it. Maybe even Mama and HBB know it, deep down in their rotund bodies. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a car crash, and everybody rubber-necks at a car crash, right? It’s human nature. Yes, except that if you play that card, you also have to realize that human nature comes with the capacity to draw a line, to hold fast against the dehumanization and incremental tearing down of the social fabric, even if this never-ending onslaught of reality television suggests that’s a losing effort. You can say no to visual exploitation. You can say no to TLC. And you can say no to Honey Boo Boo Child. Somebody has to."[8]
The Hollywood Reporter stated that the premiere episode did well, "scoring a 1.6 in the coveted 18–49 demographic and notching a whopping 2.2 million viewers".[9]

Price is Right Viewers are Brain Damaged says New Study

"The ONLY question we have is - whether ONLY brain damaged people watch it - OR -the show causes it?" said Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of The Worldwide Neurological Center in Berne, Switzerland.

He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"

"Another amazing finding is that when put through behavioral analysis like -you know -the ones that showed how Chimps will keep pushing the lever for Cocaine instead of food -these "Price is Right" freakos preferred shopping and bling titillation  way MORE than sex and the majority had sex less than once a year !

Also -these viewers are huge! With average BMI's exceeding the obesity norm by 60%!   OH -AND they are 45 IQ points lower than the average!

"Well Doctor,"asked one of the Institute's Scientists -what are your recommendations ?"

Dr. Pipick replied  "  Watch them closely!  - Neuter them all!  - and consider Euthanasia!