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Monday, November 26, 2018

American lazy assholes with opiated parents - vs Chinese students -

 Schmuck Clem from Oklahoma
 Qiucai in Gansu Provence
His teachers urged Qiucai to preserve the school’s reputation and “shine like the sun.” Signs posted in the hallways warned that students must tolerate a little pain now to avoid a “life of suffering.”
Since Qiucai began attending the school two years ago, his life has been a blur of late-night cram sessions, practice tests and mastering the art of finishing geometry problems while slurping noodles. He starts each day by running around a racetrack chanting, “The heavens reward industrious people!”
He attends classes until almost 10 p.m., with only a short break on Sundays, and lives nearby in a $32-a-month apartment with his mother, who cooks and cleans so that he can study full time.

Monday, November 19, 2018

Celebrities Who Plan On Having Anal Sex Memorial Day Weekend


 (a partial list)



Well the year sure went quickly didn't it and our group is back in action for their Memorial Weekend Anal Shtuppfest!.

In addition to the following lineup(oops) of celebrities engaging in some tuchas fireworks - there will be: - Donald Trump -Ivanka and Melania Trump -Andrew Barr  -Pat Robinsonarr  -TedCruz - The Pope - Hannity -Tucker Carlson -Melania Trump - Clarence Thomas  Andrew Dice Clay - Pence with Trump - Anne Coulter - Ayatolah Komeini - Rush Limbaugh (with his sheep Oxy Cotton) - The Dalai Lama and Harvey Weinstein and Warren Buffet:

Adam Sandler Aishwarya Rai Alana De La Garza Ali Landry Ali Larter Alicia Silverstone Alyson Hannigan Alyssa Milano Amanda Bynes Amanda Peet Amy Adams Amy Jo Johnson Amy Lee Amy Smart Angelina Jolie Angie Harmon Anna Faris Anna Kournikova Arielle Kebbel Ashlee Simpson Ashley Judd Ashley Scott Ashley Tisdale Autumn Reeser Avril Lavigne-------B--------Beyonce Knowles Brad Pitt Brea Grant Bridget Fonda Bridgette Wilson*Britney Spears* Brittany Murphy Brittany Snow Brooke Burns Brooke Shields-------C--------Cameron Diaz Carrie Anne Moss Cassie Ventura Catherine Zeta Jones Chandra Wilson Charisma Carpenter Charlize Theron Christina Aguilera Christina Applegate Christina Ricci Claire Forlani Claudia Schiffer Colleen Haskell Constance Marie Courteney Cox-------D--------Dakota Fanning Deanna Russo Demi Moore Denise Richards Diane Lane Diora Baird Drea De Matteo*Drew Barrymore*-------E--------Elisha Cuthbert Eliza Dushku Elizabeth Hurley Elizabeth Shue Ellen Pompeo Elsa Benitez Emily Procter Emma Watson Emmy Rossum Eric Dane Erica Durance Estella Warren Eva Longoria Eva Mendes Evangeline Lilly-------F--------Faith Hill Felicity Huffman Fergie-------G-------Gabrielle Union Gena Lee Nolin Gillian Anderson Goldie Hawn Gwyneth Paltrow-------H-------Halle Berry*Hayden Panettiere* Heather Graham Heather Locklear Heidi Klum Helen Hunt Hilary Duff Hilary Swank-------I-------Isaiah Washington-------J-------Jaime Pressly James Pickens Jr Jenna Fischer Jennie Finch Jennie Garth Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Connelly Jennifer Garner Jennifer Lopez*Jennifer Love Hewitt* Jennifer Morrison Jenny McCarthy Jeri Ryan Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Jessica Simpson Jordana Brewster Josie Maran Jude Law Jules Asner Julia Roberts Julia Stiles Justin Chambers-------K-------Kate Beckinsale Kate Hudson Kate Walsh Kate Winslet Katee Sackhoff Katherine Heigl Katie Holmes Keira Knightley Kelly Carlson Kelly Clarkson Kelly Preston Kelly Ripa Keri Russell Kiley Dean Kim Basinger Kirsten Dunst Krista Allen Kristanna Loken Kristen Bell Kristin Kreuk Kurt Russell-------L--------Lacey Chabert Laetitia Casta Laura Linney Lea Thompson Leah Remini Leelee Sobieski Leila Arcieri Lindsay Lohan Lucy Lawless Lucy Liu-------M-------*Madonna* Majandra Delfino Mandy Moore Marcy Rylan Marg Helgenberger Mariah Carey*Marisa Miller* Masi Oka Masiela Lusha Meg Ryan Melissa Hart Mena Suvari Michelle Pfeiffer Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Ryan Mike Myers Miley Ray Cyrus*Minka Kelly* Mischa Barton Missy Peregrym Molly Sims Monica Keena-------N-------Nadine Velazquez Natalie Portman Natascha McElhone Neve Campbell Nicolas Cage Nicole Eggert Nicole Kidman Nicollette Sheridan Nikki Cox-------P-------Pamela Anderson Paris Hilton Patricia Arquette Patricia Heaton Patrick Dempsey Penelope Cruz Petra Nemcova Phoebe Cates Piper Perabo-------R-------Rachael Leigh Cook Rachel Bilson Raquel Alessi Rashida Jones Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Rebecca Saint James Reese Witherspoon Renee Zellweger Robin Williams Roselyn Sanchez Russell Crowe-------S-------Salma Hayek Sandra Bullock Sandra Oh Sara Paxton Sara Ramirez Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Michelle Gellar Sarah Silverman Scarlett Johansson Shakira Shannon Elizabeth Sharon Stone Sigourney Weaver Steve Martin-------T-------T.R. Knight Tara Reid Tea Leoni Teri Hatcher Thora Birch Tiffani Amber Thiessen Tim Allen Tina Fey Tobey Maguire Tom Cruise Tommy Lee Jones Tori Spelling Tricia Helfer-------U-------Uma Thurman-------V-------Valerie Bertinelli Vanessa Angel Vanessa Anne Hudgens Vanessa Ferlito Vanessa Paradis Vanessa Williams Victoria Beckham Vin Diesel Virginia Madsen-------W-------Will Smith William Shatner-----  -----Yasmine Bleeth--- -----Zachary Quinto Zoe Bell Zooey Deschanelat 2:47 

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Don't argue with trumpanzees! - Schmucks can't think like Normals


More than anything political attitudes are formed in the core of ones potential for credulity - The capacity to determine between facts OR fiction! - Blind faith and ignorance impede reason!

The capacity for objective analysis determines these potential outcomes and that potential is derived from mental rigor based on informed intellect -mental rigor and discipline.
These qualities adhere mostly to educated individuals and/or those who are exposed to a plurailty of thought and ideas (an environment of multi thought dimensions found in larger cities/groups)


Hence -The dominance of regressive -emotion based - credulousness and receptiveness to dogma and conspiracy theories in trump's base among the uneducated and/or rural populations.

Add status deprivation -xenophobia and racism to the mix and it's most likely a bridge too far to argue with schmucks!

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

the magic trump wall - the trumpanzeez will believe anything!


“We started building our Wall. I’m so proud of it. We started. We started. We have $1.6 billion and we’ve already started,”  lyin donny trump
tells the folks at his rallies.

Actually, the $1.6 billion was explicitly not for a Wall. Nothing’s started. 

He could just as soon tell his acolytes "It's built! It's the best wall ever built! Come take a look at It"

When they come and don't find it: "It's there -believe me it's there - it's so there it's amzing!"

No problem -Hannity will start some conspiracy theory about cloaking or something equally credulous for fox newsies.

McConnell and Graham will confirm they saw it!

Gingrich will supply commentary.


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/14/opinion/trump-wall-budget.html?comments#permid=29408640