xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Apr 28, 2009

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

African leader Says Swine Flu Caused By Fucking Pigs

Jacob Zuma the recently elected leader of south Africa -who besides rape and corruption -is best known for stating that AIDS can be prevented by hand washing - announced today:

"Dis Swine Flu is coming from pig fucking - and i don't mean swiney pig fucking!"

He continued: "It is coming from the fucking of ugly women!"

'I have never fucked such a pig - and neither is any of my cabinet people allowed to fuck any piggy womans - or i cut off their balls - and we do never get de swiney flu."

Digibandit African bureau chief Elise Mandelbaum asked president Zuma: "Who decides if they are pigs or not?"

"I do! - I do! - If i won't fuck them -then they are considered to be pigs! -
And dis way i keep our nation safe from the swiney flu -just like i done
wit de AIDS."

Well - South Africa seems to be in good hands -compared to it's neighbors.