xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: 09/01/2012 - 10/01/2012

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Justice Clarence (porno man)) Thomas Returns to Bench

 i hate niggas and love porno
 Clarence is a fucking deviate
 Thomas loves WHITE meat only
The new term will probably include major decisions on affirmative action in higher education admissions, same-sex marriage and a challenge to the heart of the Voting Rights Act of 1965.  -BUT one thing is for for certain - JusticeThomas is still the worse thing to happen to Blacks in America since Jim Crow and will be sitting up their silently wacking off under his Robe  - thinking about white whores - and opposing any laws that might help the weak and the poor.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Civilizations Current Curse - Psycho Shia Imams with Illiterate Angry Young Men

Killing For Shabab  -Best Job in Town
For the past several weeks, Kenyan fighter jets and naval ships have been pounding Kismayu, steadily taking out Shabab positions and preparing the ground for a final assault. According to residents in the town, one of Somalia’s biggest, most of the Shabab fighters had been fleeing reluctantly, choosing to avoid a showdown with the much better-equipped Kenyan military.

Many Somalis have a sense of déjà vu watching the retreat of the once formidable Shabab, who terrorized people by enforcing a brutal version of Sharia law, chopping off hands and stoning teenage girls. In late 2006 and early 2007, the Ethiopian Army stormed into Somalia, with covert American help, and ousted an Islamist group that controlled much of the country.
 
That occupation failed and fueled the rise of the Shabab, a more dangerous and radical incarnation of the original Islamist group that had been in control. American and African Union officials insist they have learned from their mistakes and are now focusing on genuine political change to prevent militants from gaining popular support inside Somalia again.

BUTas usual here's the real problem - Imam's who are nothing but psychopaths  posing as Holy Men -firing up the illiterate angry young men to kill in the name of The Prophet (hey it beats working for a living)
Somalia’s government recently selected a new president, and donor countries, including the United States, are making enormous contributions in technical and financial assistance to help the Somalis deliver services and earn legitimacy BUT as long as these Psycho Priests hold sway and you have illiterate poor and angry young men hanging out to be drafted  nothing will really change for long.

  ps -Shi'a imams

In the Shi'a context, imam has a meaning more central to belief, referring to leaders of the community. Twelver and Ismaili Shi'a believe that these imams are chosen by God to be perfect examples for the faithful and to lead all humanity in all aspects of life. They also believe that all the imams chosen are free from committing any sin, infallibility which is called ismah. These leaders must be followed since they are appointed by God.

God AGAIN - when will he fucking die?

"The Learning Channel" is an Oxymoron - and is Guilty of Child and Moron Abuse

ANYTHING for a Buck! Programming/Exploitation of Children and Moronic Viewers

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Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon, is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded she allow him to see his estranged daughter.
Honey Boo Boo's half sister, Jessica Shannon, also know as Chubbs, is the daughter of Mr Ford, a registered sex offender once charged with sexual exploitation of a minor over the Internet.
According to The National Enquirer, he is remorseful of his 2005 crime, and has defied Ms Shannon, writing an open letter to the 15-year-old, who stars on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, urging her to get in touch with him.
Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded to see his estranged daughter
Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he demanded to see his daughter
Mr Ford was arrested in 2005 after he contacted an undercover policeman posing as a 13-year-old girl in an online chat room.
He believed he was talking to a minor, and subsequently sent a naked  
 picture of himself along with instructions on how to perform oral sex.




 Mike Thompson
Alana Thompson was born August 28, 2005, to June Shannon and Mike Thompson, who have been together eight years but remain unmarried. They are portrayed as a Blue Collar family. Mike is said to work seven days a week in the chalk mines to support them. Thompson never graduated from high school. Shannon became pregnant with oldest daughter Anna at age 15 and had to drop out of high school. She later earned her G.E.D.
Shannon considered giving Anna up for adoption before her birth but refused to sign away her parental rights, and is sometimes criticized in the media for having four children, each with a different father. Shannon is the star of the show as much as her daughter with her extreme couponing with her family at the Piggly Wiggly, farting, sneezing, bingo playing and even her ketchup and spaghetti recipes.[clarification needed] June Shannon portrays the head of the household as a loving redneck woman. She believes the show is a success because many lower income families identify with her family.
 Michael Ford
The family lives in McIntyre, Georgia. The average family in McIntrye is below the poverty line with a median household income of $24,028. The chalk mines are the principal industry in Wilkinson Count.

Learning Channel executives should be forced to live there and get Cornholed by the local mutant morons.

The Romney's LOVE "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"

Anne Romney said "We watch it regularly as a family to remind us of our roots and Mitty just laughs and laughs"

 

 Mike Thompson Secretary of Morons

"We plan on having them all sleep over in The Lincoln Bedroom when Mitty gets elected and might even give Mike Thompson a job in his administration."


 I would suck Mitt's dick to sleep There

Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon, is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded she allow him to see his estranged daughter.
Honey Boo Boo's half sister, Jessica Shannon, also know as Chubbs, is the daughter of Mr Ford, a registered sex offender once charged with sexual exploitation of a minor over the Internet.
According to The National Enquirer, he is remorseful of his 2005 crime, and has defied Ms Shannon, writing an open letter to the 15-year-old, who stars on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, urging her to get in touch with him.
Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded to see his estranged daughter
 I would love to be Cornholed by Mitty
Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he demanded to see his daughter
Mr Ford was arrested in 2005 after he contacted an undercover policeman posing as a 13-year-old girl in an online chat room.
He believed he was talking to a minor, and subsequently sent a naked  
 picture of himself along with instructions on how to perform oral sex.




Alana Thompson was born August 28, 2005, to June Shannon and Mike Thompson, who have been together eight years but remain unmarried. They are portrayed as a Blue Collar family. Mike is said to work seven days a week in the chalk mines to support them. Thompson never graduated from high school. Shannon became pregnant with oldest daughter Anna at age 15 and had to drop out of high school. She later earned her G.E.D.
Shannon considered giving Anna up for adoption before her birth but refused to sign away her parental rights, and is sometimes criticized in the media for having four children, each with a different father. Shannon is the star of the show as much as her daughter with her extreme couponing with her family at the Piggly Wiggly, farting, sneezing, bingo playing and even her ketchup and spaghetti recipes.[clarification needed] June Shannon portrays the head of the household as a loving redneck woman. She believes the show is a success because many lower income families identify with her family.
 Michael Ford
The family lives in McIntyre, Georgia. The average family in McIntrye is below the poverty line with a median household income of $24,028. The chalk mines are the principal industry in Wilkinson Count

The Honey Boo Boo Hall of Fame - Poster Children of America's Christian Rednecks


Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon, is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded she allow him to see his estranged daughter.
Honey Boo Boo's half sister, Jessica Shannon, also know as Chubbs, is the daughter of Mr Ford, a registered sex offender once charged with sexual exploitation of a minor over the Internet.
According to The National Enquirer, he is remorseful of his 2005 crime, and has defied Ms Shannon, writing an open letter to the 15-year-old, who stars on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, urging her to get in touch with him.
Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded to see his estranged daughter
Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he demanded to see his daughter
Mr Ford was arrested in 2005 after he contacted an undercover policeman posing as a 13-year-old girl in an online chat room.
He believed he was talking to a minor, and subsequently sent a naked  
 picture of himself along with instructions on how to perform oral sex.




 Mike Thompson
Alana Thompson was born August 28, 2005, to June Shannon and Mike Thompson, who have been together eight years but remain unmarried. They are portrayed as a Blue Collar family. Mike is said to work seven days a week in the chalk mines to support them. Thompson never graduated from high school. Shannon became pregnant with oldest daughter Anna at age 15 and had to drop out of high school. She later earned her G.E.D.
Shannon considered giving Anna up for adoption before her birth but refused to sign away her parental rights, and is sometimes criticized in the media for having four children, each with a different father. Shannon is the star of the show as much as her daughter with her extreme couponing with her family at the Piggly Wiggly, farting, sneezing, bingo playing and even her ketchup and spaghetti recipes.[clarification needed] June Shannon portrays the head of the household as a loving redneck woman. She believes the show is a success because many lower income families identify with her family.
 Michael Ford
The family lives in McIntyre, Georgia. The average family in McIntrye is below the poverty line with a median household income of $24,028. The chalk mines are the principal industry in Wilkinson Count

Friday, September 28, 2012

"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" The Ultimate Show for Morons

The Hollywood Reporter pronounced the show "horrifying," explaining "...you know this show is exploitation. TLC knows it. Maybe even Mama and HBB know it, deep down in their rotund bodies. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a car crash, and everybody rubber-necks at a car crash, right? It’s human nature. Yes, except that if you play that card, you also have to realize that human nature comes with the capacity to draw a line, to hold fast against the dehumanization and incremental tearing down of the social fabric, even if this never-ending onslaught of reality television suggests that’s a losing effort. You can say no to visual exploitation. You can say no to TLC. And you can say no to Honey Boo Boo Child. Somebody has to."[8]
The Hollywood Reporter stated that the premiere episode did well, "scoring a 1.6 in the coveted 18–49 demographic and notching a whopping 2.2 million viewers".[9]

Price is Right Viewers are Brain Damaged says New Study

"The ONLY question we have is - whether ONLY brain damaged people watch it - OR -the show causes it?" said Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of The Worldwide Neurological Center in Berne, Switzerland.


He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"

"Another amazing finding is that when put through behavioral analysis like -you know -the ones that showed how Chimps will keep pushing the lever for Cocaine instead of food -these "Price is Right" freakos preferred shopping and bling titillation  way MORE than sex and the majority had sex less than once a year !

Also -these viewers are huge! With average BMI's exceeding the obesity norm by 60%!   OH -AND they are 45 IQ points lower than the average!


"Well Doctor,"asked one of the Institute's Scientists -what are your recommendations ?"


Dr. Pipick replied  "  Watch them closely!  - Neuter them all!  - and consider Euthanasia!

Thursday, September 27, 2012

celebrities and Stars Who Desire Oral and/or Anal Sex with Michelle Obama

  Bill Maher -President Obama - Mitt and Ann Romney - Clint Eastwood-The Pope -Barbara Walters -Ahmadinejad - Ayatollah Komeini - Pres. Putin of Russia and Rush Limbaugh - The Queen of England and Mrs. Paul Ryan - Hillary and Bill Clinton -  Sarah Palin  and Rick Santorum and Michelle Bachman - Dr. Phil and Oprah  - More as follows:

Adam Sandler Aishwarya Rai Alana De La Garza Ali Landry Ali Larter Alicia Silverstone Alyson Hannigan Alyssa Milano Amanda Bynes Amanda Peet Amy Adams Amy Jo Johnson Amy Lee Amy Smart Angelina Jolie Angie Harmon Anna Faris Anna Kournikova Arielle Kebbel Ashlee Simpson Ashley Judd Ashley Scott Ashley Tisdale Autumn Reeser Avril Lavigne-------B--------Beyonce Knowles Brad Pitt Brea Grant Bridget Fonda Bridgette Wilson*Britney Spears* Brittany Murphy Brittany Snow Brooke Burns Brooke Shields-------C--------Cameron Diaz Carrie Anne Moss Cassie Ventura Catherine Zeta Jones Chandra Wilson Charisma Carpenter Charlize Theron Christina Aguilera Christina Applegate Christina Ricci Claire Forlani Claudia Schiffer Colleen Haskell Constance Marie Courteney Cox-------D--------Dakota Fanning Deanna Russo Demi Moore Denise Richards Diane Lane Diora Baird Drea De Matteo*Drew Barrymore*-------E--------Elisha Cuthbert Eliza Dushku Elizabeth Hurley Elizabeth Shue Ellen Pompeo Elsa Benitez Emily Procter Emma Watson Emmy Rossum Eric Dane Erica Durance Estella Warren Eva Longoria Eva Mendes Evangeline Lilly-------F--------Faith Hill Felicity Huffman Fergie-------G-------Gabrielle Union Gena Lee Nolin Gillian Anderson Goldie Hawn Gwyneth Paltrow-------H-------Halle Berry*Hayden Panettiere* Heather Graham Heather Locklear Heidi Klum Helen Hunt Hilary Duff Hilary Swank-------I-------Isaiah Washington-------J-------Jaime Pressly James Pickens Jr Jenna Fischer Jennie Finch Jennie Garth Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Connelly Jennifer Garner Jennifer Lopez*Jennifer Love Hewitt* Jennifer Morrison Jenny McCarthy Jeri Ryan Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Jessica Simpson Jordana Brewster Josie Maran Jude Law Jules Asner Julia Roberts Julia Stiles Justin Chambers-------K-------Kate Beckinsale Kate Hudson Kate Walsh Kate Winslet Katee Sackhoff Katherine Heigl Katie Holmes Keira Knightley Kelly Carlson Kelly Clarkson Kelly Preston Kelly Ripa Keri Russell Kiley Dean Kim Basinger Kirsten Dunst Krista Allen Kristanna Loken Kristen Bell Kristin Kreuk Kurt Russell-------L--------Lacey Chabert Laetitia Casta Laura Linney Lea Thompson Leah Remini Leelee Sobieski Leila Arcieri Lindsay Lohan Lucy Lawless Lucy Liu-------M-------*Madonna* Majandra Delfino Mandy Moore Marcy Rylan Marg Helgenberger Mariah Carey*Marisa Miller* Masi Oka Masiela Lusha Meg Ryan Melissa Hart Mena Suvari Michelle Pfeiffer Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Ryan Mike Myers Miley Ray Cyrus*Minka Kelly* Mischa Barton Missy Peregrym Molly Sims Monica Keena-------N-------Nadine Velazquez Natalie Portman Natascha McElhone Neve Campbell Nicolas Cage Nicole Eggert Nicole Kidman Nicollette Sheridan Nikki Cox-------P-------Pamela Anderson Paris Hilton Patricia Arquette Patricia Heaton Patrick Dempsey Penelope Cruz Petra Nemcova Phoebe Cates Piper Perabo-------R-------Rachael Leigh Cook Rachel Bilson Raquel Alessi Rashida Jones Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Rebecca Saint James Reese Witherspoon Renee Zellweger Robin Williams Roselyn Sanchez Russell Crowe-------S-------Salma Hayek Sandra Bullock Sandra Oh Sara Paxton Sara Ramirez Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Michelle Gellar Sarah Silverman Scarlett Johansson Shakira Shannon Elizabeth Sharon Stone Sigourney Weaver Steve Martin-------T-------T.R. Knight Tara Reid Tea Leoni Teri Hatcher Thora Birch Tiffani Amber Thiessen Tim Allen Tina Fey Tobey Maguire Tom Cruise Tommy Lee Jones Tori Spelling Tricia Helfer-------U-------Uma Thurman-------V-------Valerie Bertinelli Vanessa Angel Vanessa Anne Hudgens Vanessa Ferlito Vanessa Paradis Vanessa Williams Victoria Beckham Vin Diesel Virginia Madsen-------W-------Will Smith William Shatner-------Y-------Yasmine Bleeth-------Z-------Zachary Quinto Zoe Bell Zooey Deschanel

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Happy Yom Kippur Ahmadinejad and The Vatican

Happy Holiday

Oh and just think about the Holocaust for a second or two - Eleven million human beings were rounded up and shot - gassed -then burned in ovens like garbage (including one MILLION children) including six million Jews (two t...
hirdsnof all in Europe) - made easy with the help of European Christians and Pope Pious X11 -and after the war The Church helped the Nazis to escape to refuges all over the world and The Swiss plundered their assets.
 
You will NEVER get nuclear weapons


Creationists Should be Neutered BEFORE Breeding More Dopey Kids

Nye, who hosted the educational show "Bill Nye the Science Guy," which aired on PBS Kids from 1993 through 1998, made the statements in a clip posted online on Thursday, and has since been viewed over one million times.

In the clip, Nye praises the United States for its contribution to technological innovation, but says that the denial of evolution is for dead brained moron witch doctors and they should not be allowed to have children.

Here are these ancient dinosaur bones or fossils, here is radioactivity, here are distant stars that are just like our star but they're at a different point in their lifecycle. The idea of deep time, of this billions of years, explains so much of the world around us. If you try to ignore that, your world view just becomes crazy, just untenable, itself inconsistent," he said.

Nye then goes on to urge adults not to deny the teaching of evolution to young people.
"And I say to these moronic grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your Tooth Fairy world, in YOUR MORONIC world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids into Morons like you because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can - we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems.
"It's just really a hard thing, it's really a hard thing. You know, in another couple of centuries that world view, I'm sure, will be, it just won't exist. There's no evidence for it."
 
 
In the meantime lets stop the moronic - imagination deadening - indoctrination of our kids!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Romney Ran Against Jerkoffs or he would be back Screwing The Poor

How did someone so politically maladroit — a cardboard cutout crossed with an Etch A Sketch — get this far? We need to remind ourselves that the alternatives were Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann.

Yep -you got it -The Tea Party morons scared the shit out of The Chickenshit main stream Republicans and they ran like rats leaving the electorate stuck with a bunch of fucking cretans that should not be allowed out  except to go to Alaska to visit with The High Priestess of Moronity herself -Sarah (the wolfkiller) Palin.

They can all stare across The Tundra at Russia to get their Foreign Policy Fix!

Hey Ahmadinejad! -C'mon Out of The Closet You Sick Muslim Puppy!

 Ahmadinejad Sucks many Cocks
The perfect raw material for molding a sick young Muslim into a death machine!

-From NY Times -- A Pakistani military psychiatrist is trying to answer that question. In a study of 24 young men who were involved in terrorist attacks in Pakistan, the psychiatrist, Brig. Mowadat Hussain Rana, has found that they tend to be the younger or middle siblings in families of six or more children. The households are not always poor but are often violent, and the youngsters get lost in the chaos.
“He’s that boy who is not in a rigorous system of rule setting,” Brigadier Rana said in an interview in Rawalpindi. “He becomes someone who drifts, who spends afternoons hitting stray dogs, and no one notices.”
His parents, at their wits’ end, take him to a mullah, hoping to instill discipline, the theory goes. The two develop a close relationship, sometimes even sexual, giving the boy the attention he has long craved. The mullah then introduces him to others, men who make him feel important, as if he is part of something bigger than himself.
-A bit of History - In Persia homosexuality and homoerotic expressions were tolerated in numerous public places, from monasteries and seminaries to taverns, military camps, bathhouses, and coffee houses. In the earlySafavid era (1501–1723), male houses of prostitution (amrad khane) were legally recognized and paid taxes. Persian poets, such as Sadi (d. 1291), Hafez (d. 1389), and Jami (d. 1492), wrote poems replete with homoerotic allusions. The two most commonly documented forms were commercial sex with transgender young males or males enacting transgender roles exemplified by the köçeks and thebacchás, and Sufi spiritual practices in which the practitioner admired the form of a beautiful boy in order to enter ecstatic states and glimpse the beauty of god.
Today, governments in the Middle East often ignore, deny the existence of, or criminalize homosexuality.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during his 2007 speech at Columbia University, asserted that there were no gay people in Iran.(don't exist -like the Holocaust didn't)Gay people do live in Iran, but most keep their sexuality a secret for fear of government sanction or rejection by their families.[149]

So - A -We see why the Mullah's have no problem turning out human death machines

AND B -Why we can not allow Nuclear Weapons access to a bunch of insane - repressed homosexuals - who believe that killing us will send them to Paradise. --DUH!

Monday, September 24, 2012

Southern Rednecks Are Still Fucking Rascists -and still getting Cornholed by The GOP

The reason Romney has a strong, 13-point edge among all white working class voters, according to the P.R.R.I. findings, is that in the South his margin is huge. In the rest of the country, the white working class is much more closely divided.
Among southern working class whites, Romney leads by 40 points, 62-22, an extraordinary gap.

In the rest of the country working class whites have become tired of being played like Violins by the Rich Whitey Conservative Republicans and are realizing that :

"We -are the working stiffs -why in the fuck would we vote for them?"

The old "use the poor and working class by demonizing the Progressives"game may be coming to an end BUT:

Not in the South where the white trash descendents of the other poor schmucks who got slaughtered for The Southern Aristocracy during The Civil War:

STILL don't understand the GAME!  - AND they are getting Cornholed just like they deserve.

They just cain't unnerstand a nigga in da WHITE House - bunch of fucking White Christian Fundamentalist Morons! -Always were -always will be.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

White Trash Christians Dying Off In America -Yahoo!

The decline among the least educated non-Hispanic white redneck Christians, who make up a shrinking share of the population, widened an already troubling gap. The latest estimate shows life expectancy for white women without a high school diploma was 73.5 years, compared with 83.9 years for white women with a college degree or more. For white men, the gap was even bigger: 67.5 years for the least educated white men compared with 80.4 for those with a college degree or better.
The dropping life expectancies have helped weigh down the United States in international life expectancy rankings, particularly for women. In 2010, American women fell to 41st place, down from 14th place in 1985, in the United Nations rankings. Among developed countries, American women sank from the middle of the pack in 1970 to last place in 2010, according to the Human Mortality Database.
The slump is so vexing that it became the subject of an inquiry by the National Academy of Sciences, which published a report on it last year.
“There’s this enormous issue of why,” said David Cutler, an economics professor at Harvard who was an author of a 2008 paper that found modest declines in life expectancy for less educated white women from 1981 to 2000. “It’s very puzzling and we don’t have a great explanation.”
And it is yet another sign of distress in one of the country’s most vulnerable groups during a period when major social changes are transforming life for less educated whites. Childbirth outside marriage has soared, increasing pressures on women who are more likely to be single parents. Those who do marry tend to choose mates with similar education levels, concentrating the disadvantage. 

So keep sitting in front of The TV watching Crap -Smokin and Drinking and Eating more Crap and die young and ugly. 

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Mad Muslim Joyless Mullahs - Psychopaths Filled With Hatred



Art and history?  -no!  -Science and Biology and Chemistry -huh?  - Music and Poetry? - Dance? Comedy? Satire?  -Literature? Philosophy?   -ALL NO!  - Sex??? alternative life styles? Gotta be kidding- all repugnant to these Koranic Bible Belters.

 It's the same old  Preacher/Mullah male narcissistic-my way or the highway - lifeless zestless narrow anti science anti nature brainwashed intolerant repressed repressive angry male dominated fascist mind smothering hypocritical eternity junky - way of life.

The Religious Zealots and their brainwashed intellectually challenged sheep flock followers - they are all fanaticks/psychopaths -women haters - ungentle and unkind -brainwashed from cradle to grave.

 They LOVE LOVE GUNS!  - love tribal conflict - love love Punishment -LOVE a vengeful and angry and narcissistic and insecure God (their mirror image) - Hate writers and poets and queers and newcomers and  ALL Infidels - - love to be mean - and hate and or deny and condemn almost everything that makes a normal human being want to get out of bed on a rainy Monday morning- or feel the joy of fellowship and compassion - and the bountiful harvest of diversity and beauty in life.





We better get these psychos before they get us!


Jesus Christ Was Married To A Ball Breaker

 why me?
Professor Karen L. King, in her office at Harvard Divinity School, held a fragment of papyrus that she says contains a reference to Jesus' wife.
The ink on the front side contains eight lines, dark enough to be legible. Line 4 purportedly says, “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife is a Fucking Ballbreaker.” 
“It’s obviously an important find,” said Carl R. Holladay, professor of New Testament studies at the Candler School of Theology at Emory University.
Also, he added, “The circumstances in which it’s come to light really require all scholars to realize that Jesus was another man who suffered from wife ballbreaking" ”
Dr. King has reiterated that the fragment is  proof that Jesus was married because it was found shortly before his death, making it historically reliable. 
The finding has prompted “Jesus Was Married” headlines around the world — and jokes about Mrs. Jesus’ “honey-do” list.
The papyrus fragment, which measures only about 1 ½ by 3 inches, is written in Coptic that Dr. King says is consistent with writing seen in fourth-century Egypt. It is roughly rectangular, torn on all four sides, so that each line of text is incomplete. 
Other phrases in the text suggest that it is an account of a dialogue between Jesus and his disciples, Dr. King maintains. According to her translation, Line 3 includes the words “She  is hot but somewhat of a bitch .” Line 5, immediately after the line about Jesus’ wife, says, “...she will be able to be my disciple.” Line 7 says, “As for me, I dwell with her in order to get laid and relax therein and that fag Paul is going to hate her.”
Dr. King, who holds a chair at Harvard Divinity School, has written extensively about the Gospels of Mary, Judas and Philip, relatively recent discoveries that are not a part of the established biblical canon. Even before this week, Dr. King was a favorite target of religious leaders who seek to alter the truth to protect the Church Dogma.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Jesus said - "My Wife is a Ball Breaker" -say Coptic Scholars

 why me?

Professor Karen L. King, in her office at Harvard Divinity School, held a fragment of papyrus that she says contains a reference to Jesus' wife.

The ink on the front side contains eight lines, dark enough to be legible. Line 4 purportedly says, “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife is a Fucking Ballbreaker.” 

“It’s obviously an important find,” said Carl R. Holladay, professor of New Testament studies at the Candler School of Theology at Emory University.

Also, he added, “The circumstances in which it’s come to light really require all scholars to realize that Jesus was another man who suffered from wife ballbreaking" ”

Dr. King has reiterated that the fragment is  proof that Jesus was married because it was found shortly before his death, making it historically reliable. 

The finding has prompted “Jesus Was Married” headlines around the world — and jokes about Mrs. Jesus’ “honey-do” list.

The papyrus fragment, which measures only about 1 ½ by 3 inches, is written in Coptic that Dr. King says is consistent with writing seen in fourth-century Egypt. It is roughly rectangular, torn on all four sides, so that each line of text is incomplete. 


Other phrases in the text suggest that it is an account of a dialogue between Jesus and his disciples, Dr. King maintains. According to her translation, Line 3 includes the words “She  is hot but somewhat of a bitch .” Line 5, immediately after the line about Jesus’ wife, says, “...she will be able to be my disciple.” Line 7 says, “As for me, I dwell with her in order to get laid and relax therein and that fag Paul is going to hate her.”

Dr. King, who holds a chair at Harvard Divinity School, has written extensively about the Gospels of Mary, Judas and Philip, relatively recent discoveries that are not a part of the established biblical canon. Even before this week, Dr. King was a favorite target of religious leaders who seek to alter the truth to protect the Church Dogma.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Arab Muslims Suffer From Extreme Constipation - Israeli's To Help

just in -digibandit exclusive breaking news - - Israel May Drop Stool Softeners Over Middle East

 ONE good Dump please Allah
 A  study designed to analyze the roots of violence in the Arab Muslim World has concluded that eighty-nine percent of this group suffer from extreme constipation.

"Dr Moishe Pipick stated " these folks are literally REALLY JUST FULL of SHIT! -- and you don't have to be a Rocket Scientist to know how that can affect your behavior 

AND the attitude and actions of their violent Religious leaders is exacerbated  in a culture where most people BELIEVE their bullshit (oops a pun)) "




"And" said Dr. Pipick -'The Mullahs are very fond of Humus which can REALLY clog you up."

 Stooly Airlift
President Obama responded by saying: "If taking a good dump will help these folks chill out  -then lets drop a whole shit-load (forgive the pun) of Stooly Softeners on the Region ".

Tom Friedman,reknowned columnist for The New York Times and respected authority on the Middle East said: "So that's it! - I have spent twenty five years trying to analyze and figure out what's wrong with these people and here we have it, and NOW it makes perfect sense -- they just need to take a good shit -- especially the Mullahs."

ps  Khomeini and Ahmadinejad have not had a good movement since last March according to the study when there seemed to be a sign of some SOFTENING (oops)

Chris Christie and New Jersey are BOTH Porkers Now

  Fat Fucking loud mouth Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey rose to stardom in the national Republican Party by promoting himself as a fiscal conservative willing to make the “hard choices” to restore sound budgeting to his state.
Todd Heisler/The New York Times
While addressing the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla., last month, Gov. Chris Christie no longer spoke of a “New Jersey Comeback.”
WELL -So much for that bullshit


But for much of the last year, Democrats and independent budget analysts have argued that his current budget was built on wishful thinking, and assumed that the state’s lagging economy would grow faster than that of almost anywhere else in the nation. In his typical blunt style, Mr. Christie dismissed those doubters as “rooting for failure.”
On Tuesday, his frequent assertions of a “New Jersey Comeback” came under fresh scrutiny, this time from Standard & Poor’s, which downgraded the state’s financial outlook to negative from stable.
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Proof That Jesus was Married Emerges -Vatican is Fucked Now!

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A historian of early Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has identified a scrap of papyrus that she says was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a phrase never seen in any piece of Scripture: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife ...’ ”
Evan McGlinn for The New York Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/historian-says-piece-of-papyrus-refers-to-jesus-wife.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=edit_th_20120919#h[CMACMA]Professor Karen L. King, in her office at  Harvard Divinity School, held a fragment of papyrus that she says was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a reference to Jesus' wife.
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The faded papyrus fragment is smaller than a business card, with eight lines on one side, in black ink legible under a magnifying glass. Just below the line about Jesus having a wife, the papyrus includes a second provocative clause that purportedly says, “she will be able to be my disciple.”
The finding was made public in Rome on Tuesday at the International Congress of Coptic Studies by Karen L. King, a historian who has published several books about new Gospel discoveries and is the first woman to hold the nation’s oldest endowed chair, the Hollis professor of divinity.
The provenance of the papyrus fragment is a mystery, and its owner has asked to remain anonymous. Until Tuesday, Dr. King had shown the fragment to only a small circle of experts in papyrology and Coptic linguistics, who concluded that it is most likely not a forgery. But she and her collaborators say they are eager for more scholars to weigh in and perhaps upend their conclusions.
Even with many questions unsettled, the discovery could reignite the debate over whether Jesus was married, whether Mary Magdalene was his wife and whether he had a female disciple. These debates date to the early centuries of Christianity, scholars say. But they are relevant today, when global Christianity is roiling over the place of women in ministry and the boundaries of marriage.
The discussion is particularly animated in the Roman Catholic Church, where despite calls for change, the Vatican has reiterated the teaching that the priesthood cannot be opened to women and married men because of the model set by Jesus.
Dr. King gave an interview and showed the papyrus fragment, encased in glass, to reporters from The New York Times, The Boston Globe and Harvard Magazine in her garret office in the tower at Harvard Divinity School last Thursday.
She repeatedly cautioned that this fragment should not be taken as proof that Jesus, the historical person, was actually married. The text was probably written centuries after Jesus lived, and all other early, historically reliable Christian literature is silent on the question, she said.
But the discovery is exciting, Dr. King said, because it is the first known statement from antiquity that refers to Jesus speaking of a wife. It provides further evidence that there was an active discussion among early Christians about whether Jesus was celibate or married, and which path his followers should choose.
“This fragment suggests that some early Christians had a tradition that Jesus was married,” she said. “There was, we already know, a controversy in the second century over whether Jesus was married, caught up with a debate about whether Christians should marry and have sex.”
Dr. King first learned about what she calls “The Gospel of Jesus’s Wife” when she received an e-mail in 2010 from a private collector who asked her to translate it. Dr. King, 58, specializes in Coptic literature, and has written books on the Gospel of Judas, the Gospel of Mary of Magdala, Gnosticism and women in antiquity.