Well here's some national polling data that is astonishing and revelatory of the acute political savvy of the American electorate:
52% of all men would not vote for Hillary Clinton because of her 'Manatee" like thigh's and fat ankles.They feel that a fat Secretary of State, like Madeline Albright is ok - but they want a woman president with "Hot Wheels"
80% of all blacks think that Mitt Romney is wearing a costume (like a corporate super hero) - ie. "Mittman" - They actually believe that there is a Jew that looks like Ken Lay underneath the costume.
75% of all voters think there is a strong possibility that Rudy Giuliani may be a sex slave to his dominatrix wife Judith - and that she is an arch cunt.
62% of all voters believe that John McCaine is the finest overall candidate but they worry about the possibility of body parts falling off him - or his suddenly becoming a pile of dust.
72% of all male voters think that John Edwards might be only twelve years old - 63% of woman say fifteen.
89% of all men confuse Fred Thompson with that actor in "Walking Tall" and think that he should carry an axe handle. 87% of all women think he falls asleep during foreplay.
76% of all voters think that Ron Paul just woke up from a forty year nap under an apple tree.
48% of all black women think that Barack Obama would look exactly like Sidney Poitier if he gained eighty pounds, and 74% of white women would like to hold onto his huge "chimpy" ears while he boffed them.
90% of all voters think that Dennis Kucinitch is an alien muntchkin from the planet Poland.
78% of all non religious fanaticks think that Mike Huckleberry bites the heads off of rattlesnakes and lights his farts for fun.
Well - as i always say "Never underestimate the intelligence of the average American voter - they just have a sixth sense about these things."
