Clem Flagg and his wife were having breakfast in the ‘Grits and Guns” diner in Lordsville, Texas!
They had lost a combined weight of 80 pounds in four months on Ozempic and were having a nutritious meal of Oatmeal and Berries specially ordered instead of their pre diet regimen of grits smothered in gravy -with biscuits and sausage and bacon. Or maybe pancakes slathered with extra syrup and butter.
Clem smiling -Damn Mabel, you looking so good i just wanna get home and bend you over the sink!
Mabel blushing - Well you handsome slim devil - I’m gettin all wet just thinkin about it!
Now this was coming from a women who hadn’t had an orgasm in the four years since Clem knocked her up in the back of his truck after ingesting a six pack and fifth of Bourbon at a rally for congressman Clyde Snucker ( a local used car salesman and avid trump supporter whose campaign slogan was “Keep Lordsville White and Godly”
Now sitting on their porch sexually sated and sipping on pro biotic fortified iced green tea; They reflected on their political leaning both pre and post their weight loss program:
Clem -” I cain’t believe i ever voted for that moron Snucker and that complete waste of a human being -Donald Trump! - I just used to feel so ugly and mean and i guess i needed to blame everything on the so called elite libtards who in fact were the ones who were trying to actually help us average folks.”
Mabel - “Yep! - I know exactly how ya feeling hon!
Clem - “And god bless Ozempic! - I think America might actually be on track to get rid of these nasty fucking aholes trump has hired to line his pockets and take revenge on all these brave souls who are trying to fight his fascism.”
Mabel - “ Fascism for sure -It’s a real eye opener what you learn when you turn off those lying rich takers and that phony Fox News that just works for them!”
Clem - “ Well darlin - Time to go down to the city hall and rally for that Democrat, Don Goodly for congress and get a decent Social Democrat with some brains and compassion to out that moron Magasucker -Clyde Snucker!
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