Fox certainly has a lot of balls -- In addition to being cutting edge creative!
Their new reality show will feature a Catholic priest -- Father Konfessor -- who will take confessions and give penances for the pleasure of the television viewing audience. -- What a programming breakthrough!
"Hidden cameras in the confessional booth will have audiences around the world peeing in their pants (panties) -- and the penances that Father Konfessor delivers will be more hysterical than the actual confessions;" said Moishe Pipick,President of Fox TV Entertainment.
Elise Mandelbaum - the digibandit Hollywood reporter - asked him; "What kind of penances will Father Konfessor dispense? - Give us an example."
"Okey dokey" said Pipick; -- "In the pilot we see Hillary Duff very ashamedly confess that she loves to tease young men and that she wears short skirts without any underwear. -- And here's the penance!"
"Father Konfessor says -- " Oh well Hillary, youv'e been real naughty - so God demands five Hail Mary's -- And -- ten cartwheels!"
"Wow!" -said our reporter; "Aren't you being a wee bit blasphemous? -And -- won't religious Catholics be upset about violating the priviliged and sacred bond between a Priest and his flock?"
"Fuck no!" said Fox's Pipick --"It will be bigger than Idol!
I think he's right -- and God will probably laugh his ass off!
