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Sunday, April 04, 2010

80% of US Women and 30% of Men Would Have Sex With Jesus

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Now that the Shroud of Turin has been converted into a 3D accurate image of Jesus Christ - a national poll by The Pew Research foundation has revealed that an overwhelming majority of women and a significant percentage of men would have sex with him.


Moishe Pipick - head of Psychological analysis for the foundation said today:

"This proves conclusively that Jesus' message was mostly about his amazing sex appeal and not love and justice"

"Furthermore" he said; "Now we know why his message of social justice has gone mostly ignored"

"Why?" asked digibandit Biblical reporter Elise Mandelbaum"

Dr. Pipick responded; "Because most women and gay men could give a fuck about love and equality -they just want to get laid!"

Elise said; "He sure was one hot dude!"