Donald Trump Will Develop Palestinian Pleasure Palace

Hasids get a 20% discount on all blow jobs

 The Donald will set us free

The Donald has come out with a revolutionary solution to the "Palestinian Problem". he announced today that; " Let's face it the Moslems need a place to let off some steam and the Palestinians need some dinero real fast!"
 Trump announced "I propose turning the West Bank into the Las Vegas of the Middle East!" - " Jobs -- unlimited money -- an outlet for people who won't have to blow themselves apart to get into Paradise (no Virgins but real pros heh heh) -- and tons of cash for the Palestinian leaders to extort and steal and waste (the one thing they are great at)."
We can send a delegation of American Indian Tribal Chiefs -Casino Moguls (you know the tribal/ caveman thing that the Arabs love ) over there with a trillion bucks to get everything going and Voila! -- peace with the Jews --- prosperity -- and "Mellow Muslims" -- a first for fourteen hundred years."
"!Cash -- hookers -- gambling -- shows -- drugs and booze -- works every time!"

"Lucky seven -- pay the little lady in the see though Burkah!"

Price is Right Announces - Fat Poor Male Moron -Talent Search

 Price is Right Rules

Casting Call: The longest-running daytime game show, The Price Is Righthosted by Drew Carey CBS is launching its first-ever male model search.  The search will air as a five-episode web series competition via PriceIsRight.com and Youtube.com/PriceIsRight with finalists revealed during the September 28 episode of The Price Is Right.  

Viewers will vote online for their favorite finalist online through October 4 with the winner receiving a lifetime supply of Velveeta Cheese and Corn Dogs -the two favorite foods of the Price is Right audience AND a plastic dining room table and chairs.

Candidates cannot have an IQ above the average 95 for average Price is Right viewers nor a family income of over the $18,500 median income average.

Finally -the candidates must have a Body Mass Index (BMI) of no less than 148 which is the median BMI for all price is Right viewers.

 Welcome Crap Crazed morons

 The search launches with an open casting call in Los Angeles on August 30 at KCBS Studios in Studio City, CA.  For more information about the open casting call, rules and eligibility as well as the online voting procedures, please visit priceisright.com.  FremantleMedia North America produces The Price Is Right. 

Drew Carey said: "I have stopped puking everyday at the thought of hosting this show for  crap crazed morons - i no longer think of killing myself and have accepted the fact that i sold my soul for  money -and i just think of the georgeous hookers waiting for me every night"