xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: 08/01/2012 - 09/01/2012

Friday, August 31, 2012

hey Clint! - Make Our Day -Stick to Fiction!

It had to happen! - Too many starring roles as the poor man's John Wayne finally got to him.

He probably thinks he's the lead character in "Gran Torino" come to life.

A disilusioned lost soul who hates everybody that's not a carbon copy of his own anger fueled personality.

BUT at least THAT character had balls and pride -and is heroic which makes for a great movie.

Problem is - the  race for the presidency is no movie Clint.

Mitty and Pauli are two bad actors leading a cast of B grade morons off a cliff.

hey Clint -Make Our Day -stick to movies.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

America Needs a Court Jester in Congress and White House

 Think Jon Stewart In Jester Garb with Slapstick

A jester, joker, jokester, fool, wit-cracker, or prankster was a person employed to tell jokes and provide general entertainment, typically for a European monarch or courtier. Jesters are depicted to have typically worn brightly coloured clothes and eccentric hats in a motley pattern. Their hats were especially distinctive; often made of cloth, they were floppy with three points, each of which had a jingle bell at the end. The three points of the hat represent donkey's ears and nose and tail worn by jesters in earlier times. Other things distinctive about the jester were his laughter and his mock sceptre, known as a "bauble" or marotte.


Scholar David Carlyon has cast doubt on the "daring political jester", calling historical tales "apocryphal", and concluding that "popular culture embraces a sentimental image of the clown; writers reproduce that sentimentality in the jester, and academics in the Trickster," but it "falters as analysis."[2]
Jesters could also give bad news to the King that no-one else would dare deliver. The best example of this is in 1340, when the French fleet was destroyed at the Battle of Sluys by the English. Phillippe VI's jester told him the English sailors "don't even have the guts to jump into the water like our brave French."[3]

 History

Early jesters were popular in Ancient Egypt, and entertained Egyptian pharaohs. Jesters were popular with the Aztec people in the fourteenth to sixteenth centuries.[4]

 English royal court jesters

17th-century engraving of Will Sommers, Henry VIII's jester
Many courts throughout English royal history employed entertainers and most had professional fools, sometimes called licensed fools. Entertainment included music, juggling, clowning, and the telling of riddles. Henry VIII of England employed a jester named Will Sommers.
During the reigns of Elizabeth I and James I of England, William Shakespeare wrote his plays and performed with his theatre company the Lord Chamberlain's Men (later called the King's Men). Clowns and jesters were featured in Shakespeare's plays, and the company's expert on jesting was Robert Armin, author of the book Fooled upon Foole. In Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, Feste the jester is described as "wise enough to play the fool."
James VI of Scotland was originally very lazy about reading things before signing them. His jester, George Buchanan (1506–82) tricked him into abdicating in favour of George for fifteen days. James got the point.[5]
King James also employed a jester called Archibald Armstrong. During his lifetime Armstrong was given great honours at court. He was eventually thrown out of the King's employment when he over-reached himself and insulted too many influential people. Even after his disgrace, books telling of his jests were sold in London streets. He held some influence at court still in the reign of Charles I and estates of land in Ireland. Charles later employed a jester called Jeffrey Hudson who was very popular and loyal. Jeffrey Hudson had the title of Royal Dwarf because he was short of stature. One of his jests was to be presented hidden in a giant pie from which he would leap out. Hudson fought on the Royalist side in the English Civil War. A third jester associated with Charles I was called Muckle John.

 End of tradition

The tradition of court jesters came to an end in Britain when Charles I was overthrown in the Civil War. As a Puritan Christian republic, England under the Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell had no place for such things as jesters. English theatre also suffered and a good many actors and entertainers relocated to Ireland where things were little better (see Irish theatre).[cita

Questions for Mitt Romney sent in by Ron Paul

Are you a carbon based Humanoid?

Have you ever had diarreah?

Ever had a blowjob from a woman?

Ever hung out with someone who wasn't a millionaire whose soul you were not trying to save?

Have you ever day dreamed?

Ever been in a bar? diner? bowling alley? - except to Mormonize

Do you agree that Joseph Smith the founder of your faith was a delusional criminal?

Do you ever think about fucking any of your Maids?  Butlers? Drivers? Gardeners? Pool boys? Cooks? Nurses?

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Palin TOO Stupid even for Fox at Republican Convention

 We miss Sarah in our Igloo
Fox News convention producer Meyer Schlockner announced today:

"Hey let's get real! - This is not some fucking Wolf kill or Whalehunt in Alaska!"

"There are going to be some intelligent folks who might watching Fox News during the convention and let's face it:

'Sarah has nice legs and tits BUT she's not the smartest Apple in the Tree."

"She's ok for our daily audience of rednecks and Evangelist Morons and right wing gunners BUT:

 the EYES don't Lie
"Well - she makes nutso Michelle Bachman look almost normal."

Better to Be In Calcutta Slum than Redneck Trash Texas

The reason so many people endure the slums? Because countryside conditions are worse.
He writes:
 Lubbock Texas -Home of Morons
Start with the simple reason that most people leave the countryside: money. Moving to cities makes economic sense — rich countries are urbanized countries, and rich people are predominantly town and city dwellers. Just 600 cities worldwide account for 60 percent of global economic output, according to the McKinsey Global Institute. Slum dwellers may be at the bottom of the urban heap, but most are better off than their rural counterparts. Although about half the world’s population is urban, only a quarter of those living on less than a dollar a day live in urban areas. In Brazil, for example, where the word “poor” conjures images of both Rio’s vertiginous favelas and indigenous Amazonian tribes living in rural privation, only 5 percent of the urban population is classified as extremely poor, compared with 25 percent of those living in rural areas.
If you’re reading this while sitting in a developed country, this dynamic may be harder to understand — the “country house” certainly has wealthy overtones; a return to one’s roots, albeit with a thoroughly padded bank account.
Though slums have improved markedly since the Victorian era, they’re still scorned by the public, which frequently calls for them to be cleared. (”Not in my backyard,” on a much bigger scale.) Kenny says they shouldn’t be. Instead, slums should be supported with services. Because, scrutinizing the data, these people aren’t undesirable at all — they’re trying to make money just like the wealthier folks working in the downtown business

John Lauber to Picket Romney at Convention - "My Hair Never Grew Back!"


 I have never recovered from Romney's viscious attack



Wahington Post report of Romney's Attack on John Lauber
John Lauber, a soft-spoken new student…was perpetually teased for his nonconformity and presumed homosexuality. Now he was walking around the all-boys school with bleached-blond hair that draped over one eye, and Romney wasn’t having it.
“He can’t look like that. That’s wrong. Just look at him!” an incensed Romney told Matthew Friedemann, his close friend in the Stevens Hall dorm, according to Friedemann’s recollection. Mitt, the teenaged son of Michigan Gov. George Romney, kept complaining about Lauber’s look, Friedemann recalled.
A few days later, Friedemann entered Stevens Hall off the school’s collegiate quad to find Romney marching out of his own room ahead of a prep school posse shouting about their plan to cut Lauber’s hair. Friedemann followed them to a nearby room where they came upon Lauber, tackled him and pinned him to the ground. As Lauber, his eyes filling with tears, screamed for help, Romney repeatedly clipped his hair with a pair of scissors...
 Fags need to be Disciplined

“It was a hack job,” recalled Maxwell, a childhood friend of Romney who was in the dorm room when the incident occurred. “It was vicious.”

Today in Tampa holding a poster that says "Romney is still An Asshole" John Lauber said:

"In his heart he's still the cold blooded out of touch little rich kid who only cares for and understands how to screw folks to make piles of money AND his weirdo -voodoo Church cronies "

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Remember When Anne Romney Called Chris Christie a Fat Fuck?

 where's The burrito I ordered?
At a swank dinner party for her Drissage buddies Anne Romney was overheard giving Mitt some advice:

"That Chris Christy is too fucking fat Mittsy ( waspy term of endearment) - i mean my god Mittsy -you would have to hire an aide to tie his shoe laces for him."

"Now Now said Mittsy" - he has very strong credentials among the somewhat deranged right wing elements of our party."

"WELL Mittsy!" said Anne - "That fat loudmouth prick is not coming to any party i have"

"Now Now Anntsy" (waspy term of endearment)"said Mittsy - someone might overhear you"

"Well fuck them  Mittsy!" said Anntsy " Just as long as i never see that fat fucking loudmouth sitting in the VP's office"

"Oh -and you would have to get special chairs to hold his fat fucking ass!"

NOONE Named "Mitt" Can Become OUR President

I got to thinkin about the name --Mitt! - And why in the hell would anyone name their child Mitt? - In most neighborhoods if you are named Mitt you learn to become a polished street fighter very quickly ie. "Hey Mitt! - Somethin stinks! --Did you shit? --Mitt!" and then it's boom bam boom unless you grew up in "Mitt's" swanky neighborhood where most of the kids have verbs and nouns for first names - like 'Mitt's" son Tag whose best friend is probably named Lane.

"Now Mitt you make sure you put away the croquet equipment after you and Laney are finished" says Momma Romney - "And don't get your Gucci's all muddy because we have to get over to the club for dinner with Poppa Mitt."

I couldn't resist logging onto what'sinaname.com to get the full origin of "Mitt's" mittiness - and here it is for your enjoyment - oh you better have a puke bowl handy because it's not very pretty!

"Then there's the former governor of Massachusetts and current Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney. The humorist Roy Blount Jr. says every time he hears "Mitt Romney" he thinks it's a German konditorei order, like "mit schlag." Me, I can't help thinking "Mitt" is an abbreviation for "Mittens." Like Ralph Wiggum's cat. Mr. Romney's given name is Willard Milton--again, not a name likely to win points on playgrounds. (For the record, the double name honors a relative, Milton Romney, and the hotel magnate and fellow Mormon J. Willard Marriott, Mitt's father's best friend.) So why not "Will"? Or even "Milt"? Why the inevitable association with fingerless hand coverings? And why, oh why, are the sins of the grandfather visited on the grandson? Why did Mitt name one of his five sons Tagg? Because he's It?"

Now - having read this - if you can still consider voting for this fagot - i would suggest shaving your ass and walking backwards -- hand in hand with your wife and kids - Biffy Buffy and Muffy = off a fucking cliff onto some rocks into the ocean near your seaside vacation home.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Southern Anthem to change from 'Dixie" to :Dickhead"

Dixie” was the Redneck South’s anthem -but now  there is a movement in The US Senate to rename it  "Dickhead" which would be more appropriate to the fucking rednecks still living there and holding up social progress as usual.  -Sing along and see if you like the changes:


I Wish I was in de land ob cotton,
Old times dar am not forgotten
Look away! look away! look away! Dickhead Land.

In  Dickhead Land whar I was born in,
Early on one frosty mornin’,
Look away! look away! look away! Dickhead Land.
Den I wish I was in Dicksy,
Hooray! hooray!
In Dickhead Land I’ll take my stand,
To lib and die in Dicksy,

Away, away, away down south in Dicksy,
Away, away, away down south in Dickhead Land.
quite an improvement dontcha think-way more accurate

Creationists Are Ruining their Children's Minds -says Science Guy Nye

Nye, who hosted the educational show "Bill Nye the Science Guy," which aired on PBS Kids from 1993 through 1998, made the statements in a clip posted online on Thursday, and has since been viewed over one million times.

In the clip, Nye praises the United States for its contribution to technological innovation, but says that the denial of evolution is for dead brained moron witch doctors..

Here are these ancient dinosaur bones or fossils, here is radioactivity, here are distant stars that are just like our star but they're at a different point in their lifecycle. The idea of deep time, of this billions of years, explains so much of the world around us. If you try to ignore that, your world view just becomes crazy, just untenable, itself inconsistent," he said.
Nye then goes on to urge adults not to deny the teaching of evolution to young people.
"And I say to these moronic grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your Tooth Fairy world, in YOUR MORONIC world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can - we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems.
"It's just really a hard thing, it's really a hard thing. You know, in another couple of centuries that world view, I'm sure, will be, it just won't exist. There's no evidence for it."


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    Nelson Muntz  •  Northridge, California  •  3 minutes 45 seconds ago Report Abuse
    One thing that science has that all religions lack is that any idea can be challenged and confirmed or disproven, and that that process can be continually repeated.
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      ***** 24 seconds ago Report Abuse
      ...and that is why it's "The Theory of Evolution" not "The Law of Evolution".
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    JFerristx  •  5 minutes ago Report Abuse
    What does his politics have to do with science? Science is repeatable observation and testing, regardless of who's in office. Gravity isn't going to suddenly change if Romney becomes pres.
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    Mike. C  •  1 minute 51 seconds ago Report Abuse
    Scientific data is not good enough for the conservative Christian. They prefer to believe in myth!
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    the  •  Beaverton, Oregon  •  4 minutes 44 seconds ago Report Abuse
    The basic tenant of science if a certain thing happens under a particular set of conditions, the same thing will happen again under the same set. of conditions.
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    rcmansid  •  5 minutes ago Report Abuse
    He should explain to his audience the principals of the "Butterfly effect". Nature never exactly duplicates itself. Tiny changes have huge consequences over time. Mostly not noticeable but once in a while horrendous. God must have one heck of a sense of humor ,when She invented Chaos.
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    Hedgehog  •  22 seconds ago Report Abuse
    Christianity: the idea that an iron-age comic book about a powerful super-hero is a historical documentary.

    Christianity: the fervent belief that there was no mental illness and no drug users during biblical times.... More
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    eerockk  •  Buffalo, New York  •  26 seconds ago Report Abuse
    We need more people like Bill if the future generations are going to get over their parents' hang-ups with science. Why can't religious deniers of science believe at the very least that the science they shun might have bee made possible by their Sky Daddy? If the religious element that regresses -... More
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    C02Pump  •  2 minutes 34 seconds ago Report Abuse
    In the beginning God created the world - from there it evolved or devolved depending on how you see it...
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    Nelson Muntz  •  Northridge, California  •  1 minute 23 seconds ago Report Abuse
    Even the Vatican has stated that we must accept evolution as fact. (A few decades ago, shortly after they apologized to Galileo, LOL!)
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    michael  •  Bellevue, Washington  •  57 seconds ago Report Abuse
    If skepticism "hampers the scientific process" your process if flawed!
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    Dan B  •  Ocala, Florida  •  46 seconds ago Report Abuse
    "I feel most deeply that this whole question of Creation is too profound for human intellect. A dog might as well speculate on the mind of Newton! Let each man hope and believe what he can." - Charles Darwin
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    Linda  •  1 minute 13 seconds ago Report Abuse
    Since when has this guy gathered such cred? I'm from Seattle and I used to watch old Bill on a local show called "Almost Live". It was a rip off on Saturday Nite Live and was a comedy sketch show. He's a comedian who then moved onto the kid show on science. WOW! Now he deserves a whole article... More
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    Gary  •  Oregon, Wisconsin  •  23 minutes ago Report Abuse
    For a moment I pictured this being an article of Bill Nye actually striking these people. "Bill Nye HITS Evolution Deniers." That would've been interesting too!
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      P dids 2 minutes 27 seconds ago Report Abuse
      @Anon - please read the article before making accusations. Nye was campaigning for Obama's education and science programs. Bill C. didn't bring politics into it. This article is touching on one of the most important political issues in our society - it's not that democrats are all intelligent or... More
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      William 3 minutes 11 seconds ago Report Abuse
      You brought the politics into it, you just said it not him,
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      Terrell B 3 minutes 26 seconds ago Report Abuse
      We can prove theories, we can't prove God.
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    keith  •  Baton Rouge, Louisiana  •  19 seconds ago Report Abuse
    Pedophile
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    Ed D  •  Las Vegas, Nevada  •  5 minutes ago Report Abuse
    So we humans start out with fur to keep us warm, protect us from the sun and insects, and then we evolve to the point where we have skin without fur, so we put on clothes, apply sun block, and spray ourselves with bug repellent? We kind of over-evolved, didn't we? LOL
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    Star Carlton  •  5 minutes ago Report Abuse
    It's pretty amazing we are alive at all
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    Matthew  •  Bowling Green, Ohio  •  11 minutes ago Report Abuse
    Yahoo comments demonstrate many have yet to emerge from the promordial slime.
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      Matthew 2 minutes 17 seconds ago Report Abuse
      who cares, he would make a good president focused on real issues instead of banks, politics, wars.
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      DonaldT 4 minutes 5 seconds ago Report Abuse
      Nye is openly 'gay'...of course he will say those things...its a "live for the day" thing.
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      Matthew 9 minutes ago Report Abuse
      ah! primordial (sp)
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    P  •  21 minutes ago Report Abuse
    In my lifetime America has gone from praising science to praising ignorance. Wall Street is responsible for much of the brain drain. Corporations are not looking to employ American engineers or scientists, when they can get them from India and China for 20 cents on the dollar. Why pursue... More
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      Jay 2 minutes 28 seconds ago Report Abuse
      P, it isn't wall street -- it is evangelical biblical literalists who are to blame.
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    Aleksandarm  •  10 minutes ago Report Abuse
    From a paleontological perspective, when has anyone ever heard of a human skeleton being chipped out of a rock with a hammer and picks ? Any Idea how long it takes bone to mineralize ? Right on Bill !!
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      AussieGecko 59 seconds ago Report Abuse
      Ancestors - yes, true human skeletons - no.
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    Ed  •  Boise, Idaho  •  15 minutes ago Report Abuse
    Which came first, the egg or the chicken?
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