Yep -It's long overdue -sorry God but things haven't exactly worked out the way we planned!
The Earth is fucked up and most humans are still suffering and dying in
agony and quite frankly - God - you really suck as our Deity.
This whole notion that You created Us and we should worship You and You
will take care of US in an Afterlife -has gotten totally out of
We both know that WE created You and You were supposed to provide Us
with calm and comfort and clarity. Well -what the fuck - talk about poor
We will now take it from here - You will receive a handsome severence
payment - even though you screwed up the works.We will give you the same
consideration as any Wall Street fuck-up .That seems only fair.
So -- we must now rearrange our collective consciousness - adopt a
new moral and ethical management style - update our "Play Book"
(formerly called The Bible) by about two thousand years -and try to
salvage the total fucking mess that our former Boss/God has gotten us in
I would strongly suggest letting the Jews take it from here - they seemed to be on the right track until the Romans came along.
A Papal visit would be a perfect time for a fresh start - we can introduce him to his new Boss.