xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Feb 6, 2007

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Dog Killings In Iraq Rally America Behind Bush

Blow up a school full of children ? -- Murder a bus load of aid workers?
Behead a Brigade of Marines? -- Rivers of Sunni and Shiite Blood?

BUT - start slaughtering the Iraqi dog population?

Defense Secretary William Gates announced today: "Non sectarian violence has now spread to pets and their are numerous reports of Sunnis beheading Shiite dogs -- God knows how widespread these animal attacks will become?"

The percentage of Americans supporting the war "surged" 20% on this news and President Bush ,holding his dog Barney in his arms said with tears in his eyes "Now ,at last, the American people know what wer'e fighting for."