"Well here comes another winner from Fox with positive social benefits too boot."
"Fruit Camp" takes place on a beautiful Atoll in the Carribean Sea near Bimini -and the "Fruits" are the gays who will be participating in this Fruit (Boot Camp) we're they will go through the painful process of "Cumming Out" (oops a pun)
He continued: "Some of my staff wanted to call it "Coming Out Boot Camp" -but as soon as i said Nah! -It's really a "Fruit Camp" -They all said i was right as usual"
"Anyway - The Camp will provide the "Fruits" with a chance to break away from their "Straight" jackets of heterosexuality in the most comfortable and fun environment possible - and in a very TV friendly atmosphere"
Mike went on: "There's gonna be a lotta partying and celebration and we have stocked up on lubricants and rubber gloves and Gerbils and that kinda stuff -and there will be a medical team on the island -and oversight provided by the Fox "Safe Sex Police"
He concluded: "And -we will have Priests with the production team who will give Confession -and of course stick around for the late night cornholing"
Fox does it again!
