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Thursday, March 11, 2010

You Fucked My Wife Senator Ensign - Now Pay ME

And he did -with a lobbying job! -Now that is what i call creative!

LAS VEGAS — Nevada Sen. John Ensign, an emerging Republican leader who has been mentioned as a possible 2012 presidential candidate, apologized Tuesday for an extramarital affair with a former staff member but indicated that he had no plans to resign.

"It's absolutely the worst thing I have ever done in my life," he said at a televised news conference. "If there was ever anything that I could take back in my life, this would be it."


I mean if you or i fuck a co workers wife and get caught it could get a bit sticky -But for a US Senator -not a problem -\just pay him off with a lucrative gig

I mean thank god we still have some serious journalists watching these assholes or Congress would be like one big pimp hole.

I mean -didn't any of these guys get laid in High School?

These must have been the guys that were all the girls FRIENDS in High School - Remember them? -The ra ra rich kids who didn't have the balls to go for the close - fear of rejection and what Mumsy and Dadsey would say if they found out their future Senator might actually have a cock.

So - they wind up married to some bloodless trophy who is just perfect for their political script and twelve years later they discover -one day -in the Capitol men's room "Oh look i have a cock -and all these hot chicks want to fuck me because I'M so powerful."

There should be a requirement that all future US Congressman and Senators prove they have screwed at least ten good looking women (or men) before they can run for office. .