xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Nov 10, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

Millions of Americans Apply For Exit Visas

With the economy collapsing - and trillions of dollars being borrowed to save the folks who caused the collapse - and home buyers who had no right to buy them -and car and insurance companies that spent the last twenty years fucking them:

Millions of Americans are contemplating their futures in other countries - where they can live a decent life - and not burden their children and grandhildren with mountains of debt at birth.

"I don't want my grandchildren to come into the world as major debtors!" -said Moishe Pipick who was speaking from Beth Israel hospital in new York -where his new grandson Irving just squealed his way into the world - owing Uncle Sam over two- hundred thousand dollars dollars.

"Wer'e outa here! - This is bullshit! - He's gotta pay for AIG and General Motors and Iraq and all those derivative and hedge fund momzers! - He's gotta pay for all those schmucks that can't read a mortgage or live within a budget?"

"Fuck America!" he said - Wer'e off to Israel or Australia or China or India -at least we'll have health coverage!"

'"But -What about Obama?" -said Bandit financial reporter. Elise Mandelbaum."

Moishe replied; "He's a nice smart guy - he isn't the Messiah!."