xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Apr 23, 2010

Friday, April 23, 2010

Goldman Sachs Should Manage All US Revenue

After a lifetime of Uncle Sam investing my Social Security contributions - like you - i wound up with a whopping 2% RETURN ON MY INVESTMENT!

IF THE JEWS AT GOLDMAN SACHS HAD BEEN HANDLING MY MONEY I WOULD BE SENDING THIS BLOG IN FROM THE SOUTH OF fRANCE WHERE TWO RUSSIAN BALLERINAS WOULD BE FIGHTING OVER PUTTING THE SUN TAN LOTION ON MY BALLS ...

I mean -let's take ALL of the bucks brought in by the Treasury -give it over to Goldman and Sachs and say -"Hey boys -go run it up until we can pay off the deficit and the national debt -then pay back the Chinks (sorry Chinese) - and then give everyone in the country a nice fat bonus"

Based on how fast they recovered from everyone elses financial disaster - that should take them about three months of credit default swapping and derivative driving and hedge fund hopping.

I mean -NOBODY knows how to make moola like these guys - they are so far ahead of everybody on the Planet that we would be rolling in dough in no time.

Uncle Sam puts our hard earned money into risk free -practically no return securities and we wind up getting royally screwed

WHEN DID GOLDMAN AND SACHS EVER LOSE ON A BET?
Never! -They got every bet covered all ways around - like a bookie!

Another breakthrough idea --from yours truly

your welcome
S