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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Southern Anthem "Dixie" to become "Dickhead" and "Dicksy"



Dixie” was the South’s anthem, and will most likely remain so for generations.  -There is a movement in The US Senate to rename it "Dicksy" or "Dickhead" which would be more appropriate to the fucking rednecks still living there and holding up social progress as usual.  -Sing along and see if you like the changes:

I Wish I was in de land ob cotton,
Old times dar am not forgotten
Look away! look away! look away! Dicksy Land.
In  Dickhead Land whar I was born in,
Early on one frosty mornin’,
Look away! look away! look away! Dickhead Land.
Den I wish I was in Dicksy,
Hooray! hooray!
In Dickhead Land I’ll take my stand,
To lib and die in Dicksy,
Away, away, away down south in Dicksy,
Away, away, away down south in Dickhead Land.
quite an improvement dontcha think