xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Dec 21, 2012

Friday, December 21, 2012

NRA president says Nancy Lanza Should have Slept With a Gun and Been ON Alert


WASHINGTON — David Keene — big-game hunter, √©minence grise to conservatives, and now head of the National Rifle Association — was explaining last month why people are buying more guns these days and why Nancy Lanza "deserved what she got."
“Today,” Mr. Keene told a roomful of conservatives in Hawaii, “guns are cool.” 

He then went on to say that - "Nancy lanza knew she had a wacko living in her house  to whom she had given gun training and she should have been on alert at all times -Armed and Cocked and ready for action even when snoozing -like all good NRA Gunners of The Tribe!!!"


Some sensational news accounts paint Nancy Lanza as a survivalist, someone who was prepping for the end of the world, stockpiling weapons and urging her sons to do target shooting, particularly after the 2009 divorce from her husband, Peter Lanza

 Investigators have linked Ms. Lanza to five weapons: two powerful handguns, two traditional hunting rifles and a semiautomatic rifle that is similar to weapons used by troops in Afghanistan. Her son took the two handguns and the semiautomatic rifle to the school. Law enforcement officials said they believed the guns were acquired legally and were registered. 

 shoulda locked up those guns and you'd still have a face
Lanza's shooting his mother in the face is "the most extreme kind of erasure," said  Dr,Weinberg. "The face is how you know a person." It is what she called "obliteration."
Whatever happened in their home, Nancy Lanza's legacy is as the mother of a son now to be immortalized as a demon. That will not be obliterated.



Read more: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/Analysis/2012/12/19/Was-Nancy-Lanza-a-monster-or-just-the-mother-of-one/WEN-4521355955179/#ixzz2FhwAkavg

Santa Was Accused of Sodomizing His Elves In 2011

 SO -be very careful this year -he is supposed to be rehabilitated BUT make sure your kids don't get cornholed along with their gifts -here is last years report of Santa's arrest:

"Santa arrived back in the North Pole after a long night of gift giving to find himself taken into custody by the Polar Police -his Reindeer quarantined and his sled impounded -as hundreds of elves with torches and pitchforks screamed "Santa is a pervert!"

Meyer Lansky the North Pole Chief of Police stated; 'Santa has been taken into custody because of DNA evidence and testimony alleging that he was routinely sodomizing both his.male and female elves - and maybe even his Reindeers?

 Rudolph may Have been Cornholed Too
He said: "And we are asking all parents to watch their children this Christmas day for any evidence of unusual or frightful .behavior"

"For example -If they are afraid to open their presents or cry at the sight of milk and cookies "

Oxygen announces Naomi Campbell in " The Cum In MY Face Challenge"

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