"If i found out that my hubbie got sucked off by some young Inuit hotty in the back room of the Antler Inn down in Injun town:
"I would cut his balls off with my Reindeer skinnin knife - and put a slug into her pussy - and then wreck the whole fucking place with my Hockey stick!"
"I mean - maybe it's de rigeur for some slut to moon your hubbie and then swallow his throbbing old member in the White House?"
"But up here in the wilderness - you fuck around with another woman's man and you wind up as Seal bait."
"And - i gotta lota respect for Hillary - but - Billy boy is still walkin round with a swingin dick? -- Uh Uh Uh - my hubbie's unit would be in a jar next to the Moose i kilt last spring."
"Well - i gotta run right now - gotta get my armpits and legs waxed before the convention:
"But - we'll talk some more later..........."
