xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Apr 9, 2008

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Katie Couric will Kill To Boost Ratings - Animated News Anchors In Offing

NBC: 8.27 million total viewers and 2.1/8 A25-54ABC: 7.98 million total viewers and 2.1/8 A25-54CBS: 5.94 million total viewers and 1.5/6 A25-54

What a disaster!

If Les Moonvies is shtupping her she has to be the most expensive piece of ass in history.

katie has announced that she will go to Anbar province with a news crew and a cadre of ex Navy Seals, with the objective of personally killing a terrorist on camera.

Les said today at a news conferencwe in Hollywood; "If this doesn't work we may have to bite the bullet on her 20 million dollar contract - which i will pay out of my own money."

"And we are seriosly considering going with animated hosts" (and maybe even animated correspondents)

It was just a matter of time!