"These talented Gimp dancers are only the tip of the Iceberg in terms of the Gimpy Talent out there in America"
Said Myron Schlockmeister head of Fox reality TV as he announced "Americas most Talented gimps" would premiere in the fall at 9pm on thursday
|i'll give it my all|
He went on: "our audiences have an insatiable desire for folks trying their best with what they have and we will give them something to talk about -i mean you should hear this lobotomized guy sing opera!"
He concluded; 'Hey Fox News proves that Gimps work -heh heh"