xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Aug 10, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Why Did God Give John Edwards A Penis?

Or any man for that matter? - And here's the obvious answer:

God has a Cock!

Yep - knowing full well that any descent normal attractive (or rich) male could and would - fuck almost any female that walks - until, finally, his last drop of testosterone dribbled out ;

He still proceeded to create men with dicks!

I mean - he could have created - say - a double eye wink as the catalyst for procreation - or a whistle - or a face lick. And wham! - She's pregnant! - And on goes the human race. -- But noooo:

He had to create this whole sex/lust/power/ ego/ dominance - lovey dovey feel good orgasmic stuff to move humanity down the road?

The only reason God did that - and created all this confusion about sin and sex is because -- God was born with a penis!

So - don't blame John Edwards - blame God!