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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Ariel Sharon Get's Erection While In Coma

The valient Jewish leader and war hero who has been in a coma for the last year has shown an amazing sign of renewed life potential.

A nurse walking past his room last night noticed a large shadow on the wall in his room and upon investigating she saw his blanket was elevated "Like a tent" from his huge erection and was casting a pole-like image.

DR. Yonah Schimmel head of the intensive care operation for General Sharon said " this is an amazing phenomenon and who knows what it portends for his recovery?

Head Israeli Rabbi, Moishe Pipick , said: "This is a sign from G-D that he will bring back our greatest military leader to crush our enemies once and for all."