xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Apr 12, 2013

Friday, April 12, 2013

Ill Jong Cock Offers To Cook Obama's Dog Bo as Peace Offering

 Dog meat Keeps North Koreans Strong
 please don't eat us
 North Korean Moronic leader

Suk Mai Kok -head palace chef - said; "The Obama's made a very wise choice in selecting a Portuguese Water Dog -The only other dog that is more succulent and tasty is maybe a young Golden Retriever that has been marinated for four days in pig urine -and then roasted slowly for five hours at 225 degrees"

He continued : "Our Glorious leader sees the selection of this tasty dog by the White House as a symbol of a new attitude towards North Korea -and has the potential to unlock our differences over the Nuclear issues:"
He concluded; "Any US President that would choose a rare and delicious Portuguese Water Dog as a feast for his children -is well on the way to creating a meaningful dialogue with North Korea."