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Thursday, July 18, 2019

America is suffering from a Viral Cancer !- A White Older ignorant Human Strain

 

One is put in mind of H.L. Mencken: -- “As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” There will always be some defective aggressive charismatic dangerous sociopaths hanging outside the norms of a decent society -like a virus trying to enter a cell -BUT like cells need their nuclei penetrated - Society needs tens of millions of defective citizens to open the gates for a life long grifter and racist and basically worthless human being like trump to penetrate. The moral lowlife's in America have metastisized into a 40 million strong human cancer! Their greed and stupidity and fear fed and unified by social media and America's first network propaganda machine devoted to the incomprehensible and corrupt and incompetent policies of trumpism. The genie is out of the bottle and with the moral collapse of the GOP and the religious community: We will just have to wait for the upheaval-coming soon -of the demographic changes which will save us AND cleanse our culture of the old white ex urban human bacteria (a virulent immoral strain of ignorance) which has infected it. Once and for all!

 
     

Thursday, May 23, 2019

Uteroil -Energy created from Aborted Fetus" -Save The World!

Abortions Create Energy -Save The Earth - UTEROIL ENERGY Announced - From Fetus"

 Placent Ready for Uteroil processing
The International Energy Association announced today that working with a team of physicists from Cal Tech and MIT -- they have discovered how to produce a highly carbon friendly and super powerful replacement for fossil fuels.

"Our dependence on foreign oil will be eliminated - the answer to the "greenhouse problem" has been discovered, and the absolute dominance of the world wide energy market by the United States is now imminent" - said Moishe Pipick, lead scientist on "Project Uteroil."
He explained,"For ten years now we have been experimenting with discarded fetus' and placental afterbirth matter from over thirty million abortions in the USA."

"We now have conclusive scientific evidence that if the abortion rate continues - the stem cellular energy from this powerful fetal matter will be sufficient to replace our entire fossil fuel based energy grid -and will provide enough "Uteroil" to maintain a pump price of under two dollars a gallon for the foreseeable future,"said Dr. Pipick.

He went on; "And this totally clean source of powerful energy is abundant all over the globe - we can import aborted fetus' from around the world, and applying our technology, we can dominate and control the world-wide energy market!"

Dr. Pipick cont.; "The Arabs and Russia and Africans better figure out some new way to pay for screwing their people and paying for weapons -heh heh"

 shoulda been made into Uteroil
When asked about the moral implications of using aborted fetus' for energy, he replied " Heck - abortions are legal -and if we really care about the rights of the unborn - we oughta give em a green earth to grow up in."
"But, said the President - i don't wanta see folks creatin a new market by creatin and sellin dead babies for "Uteroil" - Uh Uh! - But them Muslims could probably make a little extra cash and cut way down on their production of future suicide bombers by sending us lots of aborted Mulims to turn into clean energy."


Uteroil could send us back into Tents
As KingFaisal of Saudi Arabia said twenty years ago : "Don't be greedy my Arab brothers - the stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones."

Too late!

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

one legged dickless males confront women's rights -LOL


The Church Will NEVER GET IT!


I find it laughable that any man or woman could even begin to expect sexless sexually repressed men to have any concept of what it is like to be a biologically normal female OR male.

Let us NOT complicate this issue!

AGAIN -these are men who are not allowed to have any sexual interaction with women!

Shall i repeat that again?

The primary biological drive! THE most basic biological emotional component of normal men and women and catalyst for all human understanding and empathy IS TOTALLY absent from and denied to - These strange men in robes!

Say it again! NO SEX!

It is one big Monty Pythonesque satire about expecting one legged men with no dicks to hurdle the obstacles to women's (or even men's for that matter) equal treatment!



Breakfast In LA -Ain't Breakfast at Tiffanys


Breakfast In LA ain't Breakfast at Tiffany's

"Good morning mam" I says to the 190 pound plus woman who is petting my dog while she waits for Jose to ring up the breakfast order for her and the kids at the seven eleven on the corner of Sunset and La Brea.

"Good mornin to you and that's a fine lookin dog you got there!" - At which point Jose yells something at me that ends in "Pero" so i figure i better tie up Liza outside and the LAPD officer getting his free coffee is now looking at me like he was back having fun in the Mac Arthur park melee --beating on the heads of Latinos with his nightstick.

Back inside, the fat black woman is finishing her transaction -- which was delayed by her additional purchase of the Daily Globe tabloid, "Oh my can you imagine that poor Japanese woman who gave birth to a giant Squid!" -- i just don't know where this global warming is a heading?"

"Do you always read the Globe ?" i inquired. -- "Well it's a bit pricey but it sure keeps me informed! I usually scan it to stay up with things but when you see a story like this Squid business? --i just gotta have it to show the family. "

Jose tally's up her order ; -- California lottery and three "One hundred Thousand Instant 'American Idol Jackpot Cards ' - Four breakfast bars (two lemon and two blueberry pies for maximum nutrition) --Two red bulls and one coke (important for the kiddies to drink plenty of liquids) -One pack of Kool Lights and an extra large coffee with about twelve packets of sugar and an equal amount of that cremola stuff that you can also use to make napalm. (plus the Tabloid.)

Total order amount is $18.75 - Now as a percent of her probable total family take home pay it is the equivalent of the average middle class woman spending $72 on breakfast for herself and two kids! -- It is also enough to buy enough nutritious groceries for a family of four for two whole days (on a tight budget).

And by the time our lovely woman's kids get to school they will have ingested enough sugar and chemicals to put their young brains into "school is an action video game" mode!
She would have been much better off giving the kids some downers and a glass of milk (total cost on Medical - 75 cents) -Much healthier and greatly appreciated by the teacher and fellow students.

And --that would leave her with enough money left over to buy twelve additional Lottery Jackpot cards -- increasing her odds of winning from one in 400 million two one in three hundred million.

You know, when it comes to raising a family in these days of global competition -- it's all about resource management -- effective planning -- and quality education!

"Have a nice day mam" - "Oh and you too!" she says - "And you take care of that fine Dog -- and why don't you get her some of that beef jerky over there --my kids just love it!"

I'm moving to Cuba!

Friday, March 08, 2019

RIP TRUMP! - The death of a miserable lying worthless human being

RIP King Schmuck

There was a fool king named of tRUMP
a liar a con man -and chump
the rabble adored him along with the seedy
the rich and the stupid and of course all the greedy

So surrounded by jerks and foul ghouls
incompetent swine and ignorant tools

It soon came to bear
the breath of foul aire
And discord did spread through the land

But it soon came to pass

His lies and mean rants
the preposterous chants
Could no longer thrill
No longer entrance

His babbly babel -his lying and lies
had lost all it's clout
Power now lost from
this Swine and complete lout

He ate and he ate
and he watched his fox news!

SO Alone in his tower
bereft of all power
He realized the saddest of news!

A sick schmoozer and loser
a fate worse than death!

He drank one more Cola
And blew his last breath.