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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Michael Vick Should be Tested Like His Dogs And Then Locked Up With Them

RICHMOND, Va., Aug. 28 — The fates of the dogs seized from a property owned by Michael Vick hinge on the recommendations from certified animal behaviorists

And reasonably so -- if these unfortunate creatures are going to tear the nuts of the first mailman they see after their brutal torture by Vicks and his buddies -- then they need to be locked up(but certainly not destroyed)

But what about that creature Vick running around loose? Shouldn't a team of shrinks be testing him to make sure he doesn't get angry -- and without his dogs to mame and torture -- hang his date upside down on a meat hook and take a blow torch to her vagina -and then drown her.

And if the shrinks find out he's capable of transfering his pathological appetites for violence onto human animals -- then he should be destroyed!

Because he was the perpetrator ! And i would rather use my tax dollars to pay for supporting his ruined innocent dogs in comfort than pay to keep that rotten viscious creature alive. (unless it's in a cage with his surviving pit bulls)

Senator Larry Craig Vsits "Broke Back Mountain"

"Yup -- we sure was surprised to find out that a good old boy like Senator Larry was getting a dick stuck up his ass when we thought he was either trout fishin or workin hard for us up in the Senate;" said Clem Spivey holding court down at the Old Buck tavern in Spuds, Idaho; a town of six hundred, mostly farmers, not far from where their beloved and respected Senator grew up.

Yep -- the news had broken like an Idaho thunder storm!

"Then came his arrest in June in a Minneapolis airport men's room, where the police had been watching for homosexual activity. The police said Mr. Craig had used foot-tapping to signal his interest in lewd activity, touched the foot of an officer in adjoining stall with his own and reached under the barrier between the stalls."

Marv Goldbloom sipped on his beer and said;"You know --when are as dumb honest hard working schmucks gonna wake up and realize that the biggest hypocrites are men who go around saying how pissed off God is with folks fornicating and getting abortions and cheating on their wives."

He went on; "It's always the preachers and power perverted politicians and repressed priests and loudmouth right wingers like Limbaugh and phony evangelists like Pat Robertson and make believe journalists like Bill Oreilly and self appointed tough guys like Giuliani -- oh hell guys - they are all so full of shit and venom -- and they'd all fuck a pig if no one was a watching."

"You're right Marv!" said Boyd Holcum a strapping potatoe farmer. "And hell-- i hate them pinko lefty liberals in the media! -- But goddam if we would find out shit about this crop of freaks we got a runnin the country if they wasn't always pokin their Jew noses around all the time."

"I hope ole Senator Larry gets a flat tire out on mule road some dark night when i'm around." said Merkel Hammy - the bartender.

Remember that flashback scene in "Broke Back Mountain" where they caved in that queers head and ripped his cock off?"

Broke-back Larry -- the Spud Stud!