xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Jan 19, 2013

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Google Announces "SexBook" App - You Can Fuck BUT You Can't Hide

Google president of SexBook Apps Myron Hardweiner said today : "Your whole sexual history will be on the app -it will include a complete bio of your sexual history broken down into scores like a credit rating - all men and women will be rated by your past sexual partners into the following categories:

Foreplay
creative positioning
stamina
imagination
Cock and Hole configuration and BMI

 Hardweiner said said "Our Motto is" - 

"You can Fuck BUT you can't Hide!'


Gun Lovers Should Not Own Guns -They are all Fucking Wacko

 http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/06/sunday-review/more-guns-more-killing.html?hpw

 this is NRA heaven
"Scientific studies have consistently found that places with more guns have more violent deaths, both homicides and suicides. Women and children are more likely to die if there’s a gun in the house. The more guns in an area, the higher the local suicide rates. “Generally, if you live in a civilized society, more guns mean more death,” said David Hemenway, director of the Harvard Injury Control Research Center. “There is no evidence that having more guns reduces crime. None at all.”
 typical gun loving moron
After a gruesome mass murder in 1996 provoked public outrage, Australia enacted stricter gun laws, including a 28-day waiting period before purchase and a ban on semiautomatic weapons. Before then, Australia had averaged one mass shooting a year. Since, rates of both homicide and suicide have dropped 50 percent, and there have been no mass killings, said Ms. Peters, who lobbied for the legislation.