xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Jul 25, 2012

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Obama Wants To Tax Fat Folks - Exemtion for Michelle NOT Anne Romney

 it's seems Fair
 I won't fucking pay
America's first skinny president announced at a White House press conference today:

"In these tough times we can't have forty percent of the population flushing vital resources down the toilet! "

"It's a waste of much needed food and energy and toilet paper!"
Wants To Tax

"We could eliminate 78 million acres of deforestation - which will help fight global warming!"

"Every time a fat person takes an unecessary dump - it adds to to our
carbon related problems - eating too much and shitting too much is NOT green - it's brown!"


He continued: "And - fat folks do more drugs and drink more alcohol - and commit more crimes - and raise fat kids - and overwhelm the health care system with all kinds of obesity related diseases, both physical and mental in nature."

"I am asking Congress to increase taxes - incrementally by weight - on ALL obese Americans with a Body Mass Index (BMI) over 130 !"


"We will then give the additional tax income to non-fat - middle class homeowners." who are in trouble with their mortgages."

Candy Crowley of CNN news (who would certainly get a huge tax increase under his plan) asked Obama if his wife Michelle would be exempt from the "Fat Tax?"

Obama said that his wife was not FAT - but that she only had a large black ass - and that since that was a natural aesthetic attribute it would qualify as an exemption - along with large - but perfectly proportional tits." - as long as their BMI stayed within ten percent of the overall BMI."

Obama laughed and told Candy;" Unfortunately i don't think you will qualify as an exception with THAT barn door you are carrying around behind ya - heh! heh!"   - Oh and neither will Anne Romney -thats for sure- (The press corps really cracked up at that point.)

"Oh - and dont think Secretary of State Clinton is going to get any special consideration - it's either pay your taxes - or curb your shitting!"
"What a cool bumper sticker - and ad campaign" - concluded Obama.