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Monday, March 19, 2012

Google Announces Catholic Confession App

Catholic sinners have finally achieved multi plat status with sinners  directly connected from their cell phones and tablets et all directly to Catholic Priests who will hear their confessions and proscribe remedial action to mitigate the sins.

"It will be just like you went into a Church ENHANCED with production video and spiritually elevating Gospel music in a transcendental format geared to the sinners communication vehicle."said Father Konfessor which is the generic name for the App and the anonymous Priests themselves.

Their will be options to go live onto Twitter and Facebook and Blogger with the whole confession and/or the Priests proclamations. (and the ability to add video demonstrating the actual sins)

There will be voting input from all social internet sources and You Tube about the best 'Sinner Videos" and live chat emails with the Priests and additional voting on what the admonitions should be for the sinners ie Mary has confessed to teasing boys by wearing no underwear and the Priest is directed to recommend"Ok Mary - ten Hail Mary"s AND ten CARTWHEELS!" (  so there will be humor involved)

The Pope speaking from the Vatican said  "This hasa my totola blessing and should bringa a lota more kidsa to confession -hey a littla fooling arounda is hokay in todays world as long asa it's nota dirty and their is no fucking or masturbato or Homo stuffa involved"

amena