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Thursday, May 02, 2013

Fat Unhealthy - Lazy - Smokers and Boozers - No More Medical Subsidies

  Why should insurance companies/health providers pay out hundreds of billions of dollars for medical deficiencies that are a direct result of Obesity - Poor Nutrition - Excessive Alcohol Consumption - Smoking and all undisciplined life style behaviors with absolute direct statistical links to Heart and Mental Disease and Diabetes and Lung Cancer!

   Why  should  Government pay for illness which directly ensue from the weak self determined choices of folks who just want to act like pigs?

Why should insurance premiums be escalated to the point of being unaffordable by average hard working Americans while  gross undisciplined rednecks abuse themselves and their kids?
  AND - no more Government payments or charity or emergency room care for all those other overweight fast food addicted and alcohol guzzling and cigarette smoking Christian Conservatives (among others) who don't give a crap about their health and have high rates of heart and lung disease (and mostly obese children)

  OH -and Jesus was thin and active and had a glass of Goat milk and some figs (for constipation) every day. -And he didn't booze or smoke!

Pray for a Blow Job -It's National Prayer Day - God knows!

And all you Christian Bible Thumpers who hallucinate with daily prayer -today you can get cured by praying for a great blow job instead

God Knows!

Abortions Create Energy -Save The Earth - UTEROIL ENERGY Announced - From Fetus"

 Placent Ready for Uteroil processing
The International Energy Association announced today that working with a team of physicists from Cal Tech and MIT -- they have discovered how to produce a highly carbon friendly and super powerful replacement for fossil fuels.

"Our dependence on foreign oil will be eliminated - the answer to the "greenhouse problem" has been discovered, and the absolute dominance of the world wide energy market by the United States is now imminent" - said Moishe Pipick, lead scientist on "Project Uteroil."
He explained,"For ten years now we have been experimenting with discarded fetus' and placental afterbirth matter from over thirty million abortions in the USA."

"We now have conclusive scientific evidence that if the abortion rate continues - the stem cellular energy from this powerful fetal matter will be sufficient to replace our entire fossil fuel based energy grid -and will provide enough "Uteroil" to maintain a pump price of under two dollars a gallon for the foreseeable future,"said Dr. Pipick.

He went on; "And this totally clean source of powerful energy is abundant all over the globe - we can import aborted fetus' from around the world, and applying our technology, we can dominate and control the world-wide energy market!"

President Obama said today; "The Arabs and Russia and Africans better figure out some new way to pay for screwing their people and paying for weapons -heh heh"

 shoulda been made into Uteroil
When asked about the moral implications of using aborted fetus' for energy, he replied " Heck - abortions are legal -and if we really care about the rights of the unborn - we oughta give em a green earth to grow up in."
"But, said the President - i don't wanta see folks creatin a new market by creatin and sellin dead babies for "Uteroil" - Uh Uh! - But them Muslims could probably make a little extra cash and cut way down on their production of future suicide bombers by sending us lots of aborted Mulims to turn into clean energy."

Uteroil could send us back into Tents
As KingFaisal of Saudi Arabia said twenty years ago : "Don't be greedy my Arab brothers - the stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones."

Too late!